VT Linebacker arrested and charged with murder

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  1. Jack Parkman

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  2. Sir Phobos

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    that's a thing
     
  3. Voodoo

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    Wide receiver
     
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  4. blind dog

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    suspended, huh? well no shit
     
  5. DollarBillHokie

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    Move him to the defense. We haven’t been able to do anything violent on that side of the ball in years.

    #Florida Gators, what’s the process to defend this type of behavior?
     
  6. bhrangerfan0809

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    The guy’s first and last name are palindromes

    who didn’t see this coming?
     
  7. Jake Scott

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    Thank god they suspended him. That's quick and swift punishment.
     
  8. Fusiontegra

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    How many of his team members still support him? Also, was he ever really good?

    This is really important for how you handle the reaction.
     
  9. Jake Scott

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    If we've learned anything, you put it to a team vote.
     
  10. Jack Parkman

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    bill......a linebacker is on defense
     
  11. Jake Scott

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    Also, I'm hearing Kirby has already reached out to see if he's interested in playing at Georgia.
     
  12. DollarBillHokie

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    I only read headlines, not tweets. Sounds like great talent evaluation.
     
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  13. BuckeyeRiot

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    Any truth to the victim’s last words being “Etute Isi”?

    :drumroll:
     
  14. Jack Parkman

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    I figured, that’s why I put it in the thread title bill
     
  15. roggins

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    Process? Remove his All American brick from out front of the stadium. That’ll usually be the end of it.

    But VT has way more experience with students killing people. This should be old hat for you.
     
  16. Mix

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    Kid had a terrible offer list.
     
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  17. Emma

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    Boy, when you think of college degrees, second-degree murder is one you might want to avoid
     
  18. skiedfrillet

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    honestly was hoping it was dax hollifield
     
  19. spagett

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    The victim is a 40 yr old man
     
  20. Menelaus

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    boooooo
     
  21. DollarBillHokie

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    Ok, dbl, how do I get out of this conundrum?
     
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  22. BuckeyeRiot

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    Some people just can’t appreciate a good Shakespeare pun in a murder thread…
     
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  23. Jack Parkman

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    are you calling me a Yankee fan?

    ouch bill you cut deep
     
  24. DollarBillHokie

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    I was asking for his help on winning an argument I clearly was unprepared to win after many unforced errors.
     
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  25. Hatfield

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    Fuente sucks
     
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  26. dukebuckeye

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    It's only 2nd degree though. 3 game suspension IMO
     
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  27. BuckeyeRiot

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    Classic ACC, can’t finish first in anything.
     
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  29. Stringer Bell

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    Will this make him draft eligible any sooner...asking for a friend named Urban.
     
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  30. HOOSINSC

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    Virginia T just reinstated Devon Hunter who was dismissed last year for a felony strangulation charge. he pled guilty and charges were reduced to a misdemeanor. now they just need to bring Drunkenmiller back to rape a few coeds.
     
  31. dukebuckeye

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  32. Keef

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    :hilldawg:
     
  33. electronic

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    Not everybody's the perfect person in the world. I mean everyone kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from me, whatever
     
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  34. Fudd

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    Is he astute?
     
  35. dukebuckeye

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    You know the way to my heart <3
     
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  36. BP

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    Will the charges be dropped?
     
  37. dukebuckeye

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    Right on Kirby's lap
     
  38. electronic

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    We’d take a murderer in the transfer portal before we took a 3*. Pass.
     
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  39. Fusiontegra

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  40. Fusiontegra

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    Have you tried pretending to go to bed yet?
     
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  41. HOOSINSC

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  42. PAHokie

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    Can confirm this. Don’t know who though.



    Also kid arrested was early enrollee, only been here since Jan.
     
  43. DollarBillHokie

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  44. repoocs

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    So cry real tears on national TV. Don't kill a guy.
     
  45. DollarBillHokie

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    I agree. It appears to be a wild story.
     
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  46. El Tiburon

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    God I’d be so embarrassed if my college team allowed a murderer to play for them.
     
  47. BuckeyeRiot

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    Now imagine a bunch of discounted tattoos.
     
  48. Jack Parkman

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    4A351EC8-0B58-4CE2-BAA8-D5BDF76FAA73.gif
     
  49. Doc Louis

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    Really it comes down to what he's getting his first degree in.
     
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  50. Daniel Ocean

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    3 star? How did chip miss him.
     
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