whats your favorite conspiracy theory?

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  1. Taques

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    mine is the "birds aren't real" one. that birds are really just government surveillance drones. thats why they sit on power lines - to recharge
     
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  2. Whammy

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    Is there a threshold of how many people believe it to make it in contention?

    Ive never heard of that one
     
  3. Taques

    Taques please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad
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    https://birdsarentreal.com/
     
  4. laxjoe

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    You have now
     
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  5. Whammy

    Whammy Look kids, Parliament!
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  6. BuckeyeRiot

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    I thought the cake was a lie?
     
  7. Super Vegeta

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    Finland isn't real.
     
  8. Lawnole23

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    South America isn’t real. It’s a worldwide conspiracy with pilots and map makers. When you go to South America they really take you to Australia and it’s much larger than maps make it look.
     
  9. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey is this thing on?
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    The Nazi Party didn't lose WW2-- they exploded into a dozen other countries, gained influence, and reframed world politics to perfectly mirror the most hotly contested part of WW2: the Reich's conflict with the USSR.

    But of course that's true.
     
  10. Emma

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  11. Sir Phobos

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    JFK, MLK, and Malcolm X. I think all three murders were plots of various organizations (mob, government, NOI, or a collaboration between them in some cases). I think all the shooters acted alone (no magic bullets, no James Earl Ray scapegoat) minus Malcolm's murder, of course, but the motives for all the shooters were fabricated and all of them were simply following orders.

    I suppose it's more "conspiracy as you actually define conspiracy" and less "conspiracy is a fancy word for batshit insane theories about hollow earth mole people", though.
     
  12. Truman

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    Texas A&M's claimed titles
     
  13. devine

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    Underground city underneath Denver airport
     
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  16. Owsley

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  17. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    That the SEC plays a superior brand of football. The globalists have been force feeding us this for years and more people are starting to open their eyes.
     
  18. TrustyPatches

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    The one where women’s p words get wet when they are aroused
     
  19. Andy Reocho

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    Came for conspiracies, left with a history lesson.
     
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  20. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
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    Flat earth has everything, but hollow earth and hollow moon are good too
     
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  21. Irush

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    That white is a race
     
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  22. Cousin Eddie

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    Birds aren't real is mine as well. I have the "Bird watching goes both ways" t shirt.
     
  23. Butthead

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    i like the part where jfk jr faked his death to secretly fight for trump behind the scenes
     
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  24. Truman

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    :laugh:
     
  25. HatterasJack

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  26. Emma

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    Elon Musk is actually an exiled Martian, sent to Earth to live out his days and is now attempting to take us back to Mars to get revenge on those who did him wrong. Started around when Elon suggested that we should nuke Mars in order to create a habitable environment for human colonization.
     
  27. Bricktop the white

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    that's a q subfaction. even q himself said jfk jr was dead but a fringe group still believes he's out there as vincent fusca, rescuing the mole children.
     
  28. TC

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  29. beist

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    Just bought an “if it flies, it spies” t shirt. All in on birds aren’t real.
     
  30. Butthead

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    i had never heard of this bird thing and it's amazing
     
  31. Sir Phobos

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    This is one of the better crazy ones just because the symbolism is so hilariously out in the open it almost defeats the purpose of having a hidden city. The stuff the believers show you for proof is so on the nose it's like why bother having a conspiracy. The people who think all these symbols are out there as a wink-wink to members and whatnot are the best.
     
  32. killerwvu

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    LBJ took out Kennedy
     
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  33. Emma

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    OSU was way ahead of y'all
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  34. ashy larry

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  35. Walt Disney

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    Flat earthers

    mostly because of the Netflix doc - Benind the Curve

    watch that pretty often tbh
     
  36. Bo Pelinis

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    Also my favorite because there’s no benefit. Like, cui bono? Big cartography?
     
  37. Pelican

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    Personally I'm not buying any of this.
     
  38. ashy larry

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    exactly what a spy would say

    confirmed birds aren’t real
     
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  39. beist

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    Word to the wise: Birdsarentreal.com is recognized as a small business by Amex so you can get a $5 statement credit if you use your card to make a purchase before the end of September.
     
  40. herb.burdette

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    The great grandfather of Joey and Nick Bosa was Tony Accardo, who led Chicago’s most profitable Mafia crime syndicate from the late 40’s to early 70’s.

    The Bosa’s uncle Eric Kumerow (mom’s brother) was an All American OLB at Ohio State in the 1980’s.

    The rumor was that Accardo put heavy pressure on the Bears to draft his grandson Eric. Labor pressure, physical threats on Bears management.

    The Bears didn’t want Kumerow, who didn’t test well.

    The conspiracy is that the Bears GM started talking to other teams, asking to trade up for Kumerow. They pretended they wanted him badly. The Dolphins then got worried they would be without an OLB and drafted him 16th overall.

    He was a bust, just as the Bears suspected. The Dolphins number one pick from the year before, John Bosa, ended up marrying Kumerow’s sister.
     
  41. Taques

    Taques please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad
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    thanks
     
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  42. Boo MFer!

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    The clitoris.
     
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  43. Gambler

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    Oswald didn't act alone. There's some things about 9/11 that are questionable.
     
  44. Bo Pelinis

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    That if you flips heads 8 times in a row it’s a good idea to pick tails because it’s bound to hit sometime!
     
  45. herb.burdette

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    I wonder which casino thought of putting up the consecutive red/blacks on the roulette wheels first.
     
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  46. DayDomination

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    Cake is a great fucking band.
     
  47. ohhaithur

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    Stevie Wonder isn't blind
     
  48. Chim Richalds

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  49. DuffandMuff

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    I exhausted all those credits through my local liquor store in the first month.
     
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  50. Drunkle Tom

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    That Mattress Firm is actually a front for a money laundering operation.