Zion williamson aka Dikembe Mo'Gumbo

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  1. broken internet

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  2. Icculus is a Bammer

    Icculus is a Bammer marco esquandolas took my job
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    Not sure what is more troubling … the fact that he’s already out of money or him having crypto bros pick out his personal trainer and chef

     
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  3. bruce bowen

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    That company paying $150k just to even open negotiations with Zion probably should have been a red flag. Or maybe that is normal for high profile athletes fuck if I know.
     
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  4. Gambler

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    That was just giving money away.
     
  5. BudKilmer

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    Zion and Jah have just the shittiest circles man
     
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  6. Good Effort! Good Game!

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    Having done a lot of deals like this, I can assure you that is not a thing. Instant "walk away" moment
     
  7. Icculus is a Bammer

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  8. southlick

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  9. Icculus is a Bammer

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  10. hood b. goode

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    60 games. come on
     
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  11. UncleJesse

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  12. Doug

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    If we get 60+ games from BI and Zion I will be a very happy fan.

    I'm ready to be hurt again.
     
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  13. TC

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    The shoes are nice. dblplay1212 what are these?
     
  14. dblplay1212

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  15. hood b. goode

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  16. Doug

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    Going to be pissed when BI is out again tonight, and Sat night.

    Shouldn't Jose be back by now? We never have a player come back early, or even on time from an injury.
     
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  17. Icculus is a Bammer

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    Zion Williamson out tonight (fat)
     
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  18. Icculus is a Bammer

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  19. Doug

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    Zion, CJ, Trey, Jose, Naji, and probably Herb.

    Fucking hell man.

    At least Hawkins looks really good.
     
  20. Icculus is a Bammer

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  21. hood b. goode

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  22. bro

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  23. BudKilmer

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    Hate to give the podfather any flowers but he’s right on the second bounce. This kid is a fn bum
     
  24. hood b. goode

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    when you have to choose between being a new orleans legend or spicy nuggets

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  25. bro

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  26. killerwvu

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    Insert Gundy fat meme
     
  27. EdmondDantes

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    he's like the anti LeBron
     
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  28. Homo Erectus

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    He's going to eat himself out of the league.
     
  29. Icculus is a Bammer

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  30. BudKilmer

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    I SAW A BELLY

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  31. hood b. goode

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  32. LuPoor

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    I can't stop watching this, Stephen A's got me in tears
     
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  33. BudKilmer

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    The first time he said “HE’LL EAT. The TABLE.”

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    chefs kiss
     
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  35. bro

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    he earned that trip to the buffet tonight
     
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  36. Icculus is a Bammer

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    Sad that he needs to be fat shamed in order to get motivated
     
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  37. IV

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    Only 5 rebounds?
     
  38. Icculus is a Bammer

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    That’s right at his average which is also sad
     
  39. IV

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    Can only assume Herb picked up the slack
     
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  40. southlick

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  41. southlick

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  42. EdmondDantes

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    fat shaming Zion appears to be his calling in life, he's been absolutely killing me the last few days.
     
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  43. Icculus is a Bammer

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  44. b7

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    He really tabled the too fat questions
     
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  45. $P67

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    Not really. Part of him being out of shape is his inability to consistently perform well. Takes him too long to recover. Glimpses of what he could/should be only serve as a reminder.
     
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  46. b7

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    Bad joke I guess, I was referring to Steven A saying he would eat the table. Just trying to be funny and I failed
     
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  47. $P67

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    I am not smart
     
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  48. Icculus is a Bammer

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    “I like chocolate”

    no shit

     
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