Dad jokes

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  1. audrew

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    I just got hospitalized for a peekaboo accident. They put me in the I-C-U
     
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  2. audrew

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    It’s a 5 minute walk from my house to the bar. But, it’s a 45 minute walk from the bar back home. The difference is staggering.
     
  3. HotMic

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    Dolphins are the only other mammals that have sex for enjoyment. You have no idea how many other animals I had to try first to figure that out.
     
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    You ever hear of Engagement, Ohio? It’s between Dayton and Marion.
     
  5. audrew

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    A woman sits a her husband’s funeral. She’s completely distraught.

    A friend of her husband comes up to her and says, “do you mind if I say a word?”

    “Go right ahead,” she replied.

    The man clears his throat and says “Plethora”

    “Thanks,” the woman says. “That means a lot.”
     
  6. audrew

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    2 deer go into a gay bar. Afterwards, when they’re walking home, one deer says to the other, “I can’t believe I blew 50 bucks in there.”
     
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