Deshaun Watson to the Browns

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  1. BUstang

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    The news didn't play the best clip showing the summation of his activity with that woman in Manvel, Texas. He's a creep.
     
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  2. TC

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    Still want to hear stories from when he was in school at Clemson
     
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  3. 40wwttamgib

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    he stayed out of trouble with dabo oiling his butthole and all
     
  4. ashy larry

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    be built habitat for humanity houses
     
  5. Jack Parkman

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  6. Handcuffed

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  7. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    She was probably just thinking about a sad movie she’d once seen. Case closed. Welcome to Cleveland.
     
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  8. Corch

    Corch I wanna talk to Sampson
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    Jimmy V said we should cry every day so I'm sure she was heeding the final wishes of a dying man. Please respect her privacy.
     
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  9. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    Tears of joy, IMO.
     
  10. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    It’s because she was sexually assaulted and knew that he’d never face any legitimate consequences.
     
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  11. Gallant Knight

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    He has to live in Cleveland like 8 months out of the year that’s a pretty severe consequence
     
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  12. dukebuckeye

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    you motherfucker
     
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  13. Constant

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    I get a little pissy when someone from some random region bashes Cleveland/Ohio. "Hey, fuck you. That's our thing".
     
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  14. Gallant Knight

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    Michigan is worse
     
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  15. Irush

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    It has better food though
     
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  16. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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  17. Constant

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  18. Constant

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    Your worthless opinion is noted.
     
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  19. Gallant Knight

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    What some trash fish out of the lake?
     
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  20. Gallant Knight

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    I know when I think of culinary destinations Michigan is at the top of my list
     
  21. Irush

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    I don’t think I said it was a culinary destination but there’s some decent food out there
     
  22. 40wwttamgib

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    what exactly is michigan bringing to the table?
     
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    Michigan is objectively better than Ohio in pretty much every category. It isn't a coincidence that the worst parts of Michigan abut Ohio.
     
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  24. 40wwttamgib

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    the best part of your state is wisconsin hth
     
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  25. Cornelius Suttree

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    Michigan is an elite state
     
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  26. HotMic

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  27. Constant

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    The delicious food duh.
     
  28. Irush

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    Best Midwest style of pizza is Detroit style unless you pee on your balls while standing up. Also, there’s really good Greek food in Michigan and to keep it relevant to the team we root for, Zingerman’s is better than any casual food you can get while traveling to South Bend for an ND game
     
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  29. ~ taylor ~

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    Detroit-style pizza, Middle Eastern food, Greek food, hot dogs with actual chili on them, pasties, Polish food, craft beer, fudge, etc.

    All objectively better than anything in Ohio.
     
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  30. 40wwttamgib

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    you surely can't find these things in ohio. and detroit style pizza, while good, is certainly not anything to write home about.
     
  31. ~ taylor ~

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    Also, note our many lovely lakes.
     
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  32. 40wwttamgib

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    don't get me started on indiana
     
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  33. HotMic

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  34. ~ taylor ~

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    Not in the same quantity or quality. Michigan has a much more diverse population than Ohio and has much larger communities of Poles, Greeks and Middle Easterners than Ohio. These are all facts.

    Ohio has better amusement parks and zoos. That's it. You know what kind of people amusement parks and zoos attract?
     
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  35. 40wwttamgib

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    feel free to drop a citation here pal
     
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  36. joe-

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    now we’re gonna act like peeing on your balls is wrong
     
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  37. ~ taylor ~

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    Michigan has almost twice as many Poles as Ohio and the Polish communities in Detroit dwarf those in Cleveland.
     
  38. ~ taylor ~

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    www.wikipedia.com
     
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  39. 40wwttamgib

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  40. ~ taylor ~

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    I understand most Ohioans are ignorant about anything outside of Ohio and Hilton Head, so they don't understand that Ohio pretty much sucks.
     
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  41. 40wwttamgib

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    the shitty city of dayton has given more to the world than michigan, son.
     
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  42. ~ taylor ~

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    Wikipedia dumbs it down for Ohian IP addresses.
     
  43. 40wwttamgib

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    jokes on you, i'm not using an ohio IP address
     
  44. ~ taylor ~

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    Their algorithm is getting better - they found you anyway.
     
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  46. BudKilmer

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    Rust belt shit talk hell yea MFs
     
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  47. HotMic

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    Ohio’s Amish home cooking.

    :lick:
     
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  48. ~ taylor ~

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    Michigan concedes all things Amish to Ohio.
     
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  50. Cornelius Suttree

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    5 100-MG packs of edibles for $20. You don't get that anywhere but Bay City or maybe Oregon
     
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