When girls post shit like this: My dream man Jared Followill is engaged...for the second time...heartbroken for now..but third time's a charm...aka ME.
"Im getting ready to get on the plain its so bissy here !! Going to have a really long flite to paris i cant wait !!!!!!" "Plain" I can forgive, but bissy? omg it took me for ever to find the shift bar on this stupid frinch laptop . . . and i still refuse two use it1
Awful young kid in my fraternity who tries so hard to be fratty. at 5 people liking it. Fucking enablers.
Maybe because I don't fish, or because I'm not southern, but wearing PFG looks stupid to me, unless you're actually on the water.
I honestly used to hate when people wore those but I was given one as a gift and god damn if that is not one of the most comfortable articles of clothing ever invented. That said fuck that kid. Screams freshman.
A homer Miami fan from my law school posted this along with this status. There's so much wrong with this I can't even begin to start. Why is there a U on this pic LeBron didn't go to college, fuck i hate people like this making me look bad Yeah, the world hates the Heat but we really don't care. We thrive on the hate, the naysayers, the jealous talking heads (Jon Barry, Charles Barkley, the list goes on). All in all, no one can count out greatness, no one can count out success, no one can count out that Miami swagger.
He served a year in RPF in texarkana for dealing weed I think. Now he runs his own exotic pets business and tried killing himself after his girlfriend dumped him. Gets out of the psych ward and now he's threatening to kill people
You should write on each of their walls and ask how that notice complies with the terms of service and privacy agreement they agreed to when they joined the site.
It's like the escorts who post "By contacting me you hereby agree you are not a law enforcement agent"
I don't remember this nasty bitch from high school but her statuses are gold dang my fam aint even calld to say happy birthday!wtf Happy birthday 51 minutes ago via mobile · LikeUnlike Can i borow some money for my birthday please 48 minutes ago via mobile · LikeUnlike
update on this fag-- he apparently went to jail after meeting with his parole officer, and just got out today. Hoping for some excitement from him. Joshua ******** 4 hours ago near Bentonville, AR via mobile I'm about to lose it for real! also posted this Spoiler For those of you who do not understand the reasoning behind this posting, Facebook is now a publicly traded entity. Unless you state otherwise, anyone can infringe on your right to privacy once you post to this site. It is recommended that you and other members post a similar notice as this, or you may copy and paste this version. If you do not post such a statement once, then you are indirectly a............llowing public use of items such as your photos and the information contained in your status updates. PRIVACY NOTICE: Warning - any person and/or institution and/or Agent and/or Agency of any governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government also using or monitoring/using this website or any of its associated websites, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including, but not limited to my photos, and/or the comments made about my photos or any other "picture" art posted on my profile. You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee, agent, student or any personnel under your direction or control. The contents of this profile are private and legally privileged and confidential information, and the violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law. UCC 1-103 1-308 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WITHOUT PREJUDICESee More
smart imo. now if he threatens anyone on his fb and then tries to act on it there is absolutely no way whatsoever law enforcement or anyone else can use his fb to incriminate him. brilliant. your move US government.
Michelle Hallowell 5 hours ago via mobile Not too bad slowly but surely I'm progressing. I did 13 miles in 42.48 mins, better than expected!!! Still some work to do though... :)
Yea my FB friends take it to a new level. I live in the Bahamas...I have idiot friends posting that status verbatim. Even if posting that was worth a damn in America, how the hell do they figure it translates exactly to our legal code? Dumbasses.
I don't have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I'm far from being considered a model. I eat food. I have curves. I have more fat than I should. I have scars. I have a history. Some people love me, some like me, some hate me. I have done good. I have done bad. I love my t-shirts and I go without makeup. I'm random and crazy. I don't pretend to be someone I'm not. I am who I am, you can love me or not. I won't change. I make no apologies for the way I am. Once you meet me I am that friend for life. So Ladies...I dare you to put this as your status if you are proud of who you are.