Facebook statuses that make you cringe IV

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Mister Miyagi, Jul 9, 2011.

  1. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
    Donor
    Wolfsburg

    I only skimmed the comments, but most of the girls are strippers I'm pretty sure. There are a shit load of strip clubs around here, and with them comes an underbelly of the type of people who are either strippers or hang out with strippers.
     
    wes tegg likes this.
  2. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Michigan WolverinesChicago CubsLos Angeles LakersChicago BearsWest Ham UnitedBall State Cardinals

    [​IMG]
    [​IMG]
     
    chuckles and bigred77 like this.
  3. DelapThrows

    DelapThrows Comforter, Philosopher, and Lifelong Mate
    Donor
    Florida State SeminolesAtlanta BravesDallas MavericksStoke City

    That whole comment section is amazing. Where do these horrible people live and why are there so many of them?
     
  4. Croomsday

    Croomsday Born On A Mountain Raised In A Cave
    Donor
    Mississippi State BulldogsMemphis GrizzliesGrateful Dead

    I just entered myself into chemo as a precaution after skimming through the comments on that status.
     
    JeremyLambsFace likes this.
  5. LetItSoak

    LetItSoak Well-Known Member
    Donor

    [​IMG]

    I'd be willing to bet quite a few of them have this tattoo
     
    EdmondDantes likes this.
  6. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
    Staff Donor
    Atlanta BravesDenver BroncosChicago BlackhawksMississippi Rebels

    I love that chick's down low diamond tat.
     
  7. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
    Donor
    Wolfsburg

    strippers can go bottomless in oregon too :gfa:
     
    wes tegg likes this.
  8. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
    Staff Donor
    Atlanta BravesDenver BroncosChicago BlackhawksMississippi Rebels

    Casey Day is smoking.
     
  9. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 Custer didn’t see them either
    Donor
    Manchester UnitedGame of ThronesGrateful Dead

    Is this your gf that you failed to have a three way with a girl who had pierced nipples?
     
    shaolin5 likes this.
  10. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Cincinnati BengalsCincinnati RedsNew Orleans PelicansNew Orleans SaintsOhio State Buckeyes

    Wouldn't you do the addition first though? (PEMDAS)

    6 - 0 + 1 =

    6 - 1 = 5
     
  11. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Michigan WolverinesChicago CubsLos Angeles LakersChicago BearsWest Ham UnitedBall State Cardinals

    Oh sweet Pelican. It's not a 1, 2, 3, 4 order.

    PEMDAS literally stands for paranthesis, exponents, multiplication & division, addition & subtraction

    The last two pairs are figured from left to right.
     
    #411 $P1, Apr 28, 2015
    Last edited: Apr 28, 2015
  12. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Cincinnati BengalsCincinnati RedsNew Orleans PelicansNew Orleans SaintsOhio State Buckeyes

    Forgot about the &'s.

    Makes sense.
     
    CUtigers and StinkusP1nkus like this.
  13. TDCD

    TDCD Handling the Fisher account
    Donor
    Florida State SeminolesConnecticut HuskiesBoston Red SoxNew England Patriots

  14. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesPhoenix SunsDallas Cowboys

     
    shawnoc likes this.
  15. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksSt. Louis CardinalsHouston RocketsDallas CowboysSneakers

  16. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska CornhuskersDenver NuggetsBig 8 ConferenceNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    DirtBall
     
    DirtBall likes this.
  17. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
    Donor
    Kansas City RoyalsChicago BearsSporting Kansas CityPortland Trail Blazers altNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    I'm here for the stripper talk
     
  18. TheGrifter

    TheGrifter It's a trick. Get an axe.
    Donor

    I'd watch Casey Day's porn. Someone needs to get on finding it.
     
    jaygabriel likes this.
  19. Honda Hawk

    Honda Hawk Well-Known Member
    Iowa HawkeyesChicago Bears

    [​IMG]

    A few things here.

    1. If this happened to one of my kids there is no way in hell I'd post a status about it.
    2. Who likes this shit?
    3. I was up with my 7mo old son when the Amber Alert went off at 2am. Had a bad feeling. What a crazy asshole to kidnap your child and set yourself and the child on fire? :tebow:
     
  20. blind dog

    blind dog wps
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksSt. Louis CardinalsGreen Bay PackersWu-tangCoors Light

    thats fucking awful :tebow:
     
  21. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
    Donor TMB OG
    Southern Mississippi Golden EaglesLos Angeles ChargersAvengersSneakers

  22. Joey Freshwater

    Joey Freshwater Slingin The Pipe Since 75
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson Tide

    :loldog:
     
  23. milquetoast

    milquetoast Firm Security
    Donor
    Florida GatorsNew York MetsTampa Bay BuccaneersNew York Islanders

    According to Facebook, everyone in the world has the "Best Father Ever."
     
  24. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksAtlanta BravesWu-tang

    whatever happened to just letting your dad watch NASCAR by himself for father's day?
     
  25. Pasta88

    Pasta88 Canes, Bruins, Raps, Jays and Sunderland.
    Donor
    Miami HurricanesToronto Blue JaysToronto RaptorsBoston BruinsSunderland

    Always annoys me when people post shit about their fathers/mothers on Father's/Mother's day if they don't have them on facebook. What's the point (other than to get attention and feel like a good person)?
     
    Merica, Fecta23, devine and 4 others like this.
  26. milquetoast

    milquetoast Firm Security
    Donor
    Florida GatorsNew York MetsTampa Bay BuccaneersNew York Islanders

    Most reasonable people love their parents and their parents know they do. The unreasonable ones feel they have to post it for the world to see to make it real, I suppose.
     
    War Grundle and Arkie Proud like this.
  27. Arkie Proud

    Arkie Proud The Dungeon Master
    Staff

    My son has the greatest dad ever.
     
    Merica, pearl, BlazingRebel and 14 others like this.
  28. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
    Donor TMB OG
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsNew Jersey DevilsNew York Red BullsLos Angeles Angels of Anaheim

    I didn't get a greatest dad mug or anything yesterday, therefore I'm assuming I'm tied for second.
     
  29. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
    Donor
    Florida State SeminolesTampa Bay Rays

    Couldnt agree more or they post on their wall when they could just call them up and tell them.
     
  30. Gin Buckets

    Gin Buckets Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Virginia Tech HokiesIndiana HoosiersAtlanta BravesAtlanta HawksAtlanta Falcons

    You should respond with "Disagree" and then tag all of your other friends who also said the same thing.
     
  31. Gin Buckets

    Gin Buckets Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Virginia Tech HokiesIndiana HoosiersAtlanta BravesAtlanta HawksAtlanta Falcons

    So, here are some engagement photos that cruised through the newsfeed. They are actually wearing fins, and they thought this was a good idea. I just can't even. :facepalm:

    upload_2015-12-1_16-53-44.png
     
  32. WhiskeyDelta

    WhiskeyDelta Well-Known Member
    Donor

    I've had more than one female friend tell me they were into "mermaiding". I'm curious what life choices brought them to that point.
     
  33. AHebrewToo

    AHebrewToo Albino Hebrew Extraordinaire
    Donor
    Indiana HoosiersNotre Dame Fighting IrishWashington NationalsIndiana PacersIndianapolis Colts

    In case anyone ever wondered what AC Slater looks like as a mermaid
     
  34. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksSt. Louis CardinalsHouston RocketsDallas CowboysSneakers

    [​IMG]
     
    Tobias, Merica, football501 and 30 others like this.
  35. Croomsday

    Croomsday Born On A Mountain Raised In A Cave
    Donor
    Mississippi State BulldogsMemphis GrizzliesGrateful Dead

    A+
     
  36. Hail Southern

    Hail Southern GATA Eagles!
    Donor
    Atlanta BravesAtlanta FalconsAtlanta UnitedGeorgia Southern EaglesUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    [​IMG]

    Half man / Half fish... what were you expecting?
     
    BlazingRebel and MK 3rds like this.
  37. thegenerel

    thegenerel Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Pittsburgh PenguinsPenn State Nittany LionsPittsburgh SteelersWest Ham United

    a little late, but I read the Apon Ryan comments over lunch.

    "Elle McClungAnd you bitches are ignorant as hell. No one said that she was right for it. No one said it wasn't tragic, and wasn't a mistake. We are saying that she ISNT a criminal. "
     
  38. Chocolate Giddyup

    Chocolate Giddyup Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Michigan WolverinesDetroit Red Wings

    THANK YOU, MARK ZUCKERBERG, for your forward-thinking generosity! And congrats on becoming a dad! Mark Zuckerberg has announced that he is giving away $45 billion of Facebook stock. What you may not have heard is that he plans to give 10% of it away to people like YOU and ME! All you have to do is copy and paste this message into a post IMMEDIATELY and tag 5-10 of your friends. At midnight PST, Facebook will search through the day’s posts and award 1000 people with $4.5 million EACH as a way of saying thank you for making Facebook such a powerful vehicle for connection and philanthropy. I hope someone I know gets a piece of the pie–let me know if you do!!
     
    Tobias, pearl, War Grundle and 5 others like this.
  39. thegenerel

    thegenerel Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Pittsburgh PenguinsPenn State Nittany LionsPittsburgh SteelersWest Ham United

    the only person I saw post this was my Scottish roommate from college who came over to play soccer. He is fun guy, but horribly lazy and illiterate. having an AIM conversation was always a joy as he'd drop gems such as "I see her in the now"
     
    Chocolate Giddyup likes this.
  40. TTgator91

    TTgator91 Well-Known Member
    Florida GatorsWWE

    I remember this. Wonder What happened 2 yrs later
     
  41. Gin Buckets

    Gin Buckets Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Virginia Tech HokiesIndiana HoosiersAtlanta BravesAtlanta HawksAtlanta Falcons

    I know this guy, and I still literally can't even.

     
    #442 Gin Buckets, Dec 21, 2015
    Last edited: Dec 21, 2015
    One Two and mc415 like this.
  42. SuperCam

    SuperCam Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta Braves

    When you find out your granddaughter likes the :w2d:

    cook.png
     
    Merica, chasenwilliam, TDCD and 11 others like this.
  43. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Texas Tech Red RaidersTexas RangersSan Antonio SpursDallas CowboysKansas City ChiefsAustin FCTexas Tech Red Raiders alt

    Wtf?
     
    Gin Buckets likes this.
  44. Croomsday

    Croomsday Born On A Mountain Raised In A Cave
    Donor
    Mississippi State BulldogsMemphis GrizzliesGrateful Dead

    "Papaw......... Cut it out"
    :yousoright:
     
    Gregor and One Two like this.
  45. DelapThrows

    DelapThrows Comforter, Philosopher, and Lifelong Mate
    Donor
    Florida State SeminolesAtlanta BravesDallas MavericksStoke City

    Ugh. Utah Mormons.
     
  46. Gin Buckets

    Gin Buckets Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Virginia Tech HokiesIndiana HoosiersAtlanta BravesAtlanta HawksAtlanta Falcons

    Yep. Mormon. If you saw him in a social setting (that didn't involve drinking) he's a normal, well-adjusted, and social guy. Seeing him have like 6 kids before the age of 30 AND making that video is bizarre to me.
     
    #447 Gin Buckets, Jan 13, 2016
    Last edited: Jan 13, 2016
  47. DelapThrows

    DelapThrows Comforter, Philosopher, and Lifelong Mate
    Donor
    Florida State SeminolesAtlanta BravesDallas MavericksStoke City

    Utah was the key descriptor... different breed out there, culturally speaking. Unfortunately I know of a lot of people that make similar videos :/
     
  48. Gin Buckets

    Gin Buckets Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Virginia Tech HokiesIndiana HoosiersAtlanta BravesAtlanta HawksAtlanta Falcons

    Cousin just posted this... Anecdotes like this make me cringe every time.
    [​IMG]
     
    One Two and brahmanknight like this.
  49. jorge

    jorge Founder of Post ITT if your team sucks
    Donor
    Penn State Nittany Lions

    Yeah we totally understood the effects of mental health in the 1940s