Ketogenic [Keto] Eating Thread

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  1. Daniel Ocean

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    I’ve drank a couple times once was bourbon straight and the second was sparkling water (arrowhead watermelon flavored) and Tito’s. Wine other than sweet wine is fine.,
     
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  2. CF3234

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    had two glasses of scotch on friday. 3rd worst hangover of my life in the morning.

    Fiance had 4 glasses of champagne at Sunday Brunch and spent the rest of the day puking her guts out.
     
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  3. Daniel Ocean

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    Booze and keto a match made in heaven
     
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  4. CF3234

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    I tried to warn her that her tolerance wasn't the same, but she didn't listen
     
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  5. cdaysker

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    I went on a booze hiatus the same time I started Keto, and I'm not planning to drink again until the first Thursday of March Madness. That should make for quite the shit show.
     
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  6. devine

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    I had like 4 mickeys last night and I feel like dog shit still
     
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  7. Daniel Ocean

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    Well that has nothing to do with keto
     
  8. devine

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    I used to be able to drink at least 5
     
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  9. joe-

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  10. WillySaliba

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    ‘Either Vodka and La Croix or Dirties, w/Vodka, get some more sodium in there.

    Oh and other life hack if you still like to tie one on whenever. Absolutely drink at least 24 ounces of water for every drink you have per shot/beer/wine. I've been known to enjoy a fine glass of Pinot Noir.
     
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  11. * J Y *

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  12. joe-

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    I’ve heard good things
     
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  13. 941Gator

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    i'm able to socialize without it now, but I certainly can't last late.
     
  14. jrmy

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    I’m married and boring now and I’m leaning into it.

    I drank (moderately) at my wedding and had some champagne at NYE but that’s it for me since I started four months ago. Just not worth it the way I track. I’d rather have food.
     
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  15. Struggler

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    Blood meter arrived today. 0.3mmol/L
    The piss strips are very inaccurate. :(
     
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  16. devine

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    No they arent
     
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  17. tigr2ndbase

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    Wife tried something new this morning that she’s going to start doing. She mixed her protein powder, black coffee, and a little silk almond milk together to get her coffee/protein shake. She loved it.
     
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  18. devine

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    The haters are trying to tell me I’m not deep into ketosis and that scientifically proven pee strips aren’t accurate :roll: you can’t make this stuff up folks
     
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  19. joe-

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    urine is the least effective way to measure ketones fyi
     
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  20. jrmy

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    Mine made some “milkshakes” the other night that were unsweetened almond milk with a scoop of PB2 and chocolate PB2 and they were pretty dang tasty. Believe they would be 6 net carbs total (4 WW points) and they were pretty big.
     
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  21. jrmy

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    haterandloserjoe
     
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  22. 1

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    Checking ketones by the piss strips has shown it's not as accurate as blood testing. That's universally known. It still can be "accurate" it's just not as reliably accurate as blood.

    It's cheaper though. You get what you pay for.
     
  23. devine

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    Yeah sure thing guys :roll:
     
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  24. devine

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    The moon landing was a hoax too I bet :roll:
     
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  25. WillySaliba

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    Guys we covered this. It’s absolutely 100% accurate. You just have to know your body and when you’re hydrated or dehydrated.
     
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  26. devine

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    [​IMG]
     
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  27. 1

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    This is what I get for taking devine off ignore. You lasted like 3 days.

    BACK ON IGNORE! Ahhh a devineless T-MB is so nice.
     
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  28. WillySaliba

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    I love this website.
     
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  29. devine

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    Yikes!
     
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  30. devine

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  31. Arkadin

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    If anyone is looking for a sauce change up, peri peri sauce is really good. I used to make my own but now I see the Nando's brand a bunch of places so I just buy it. 0 carbs and all levels of heat
     
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  32. 941Gator

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    where is this happening?
     
  33. devine

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    In this very thread buddy
     
  34. 941Gator

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    sorry, i have everyone on ignore except you. this thread is 2 pages.
     
  35. devine

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    Lol
     
  36. Daniel Ocean

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    I was told at the start of this thread not to waste money on strips. So that’s what I am going with.
     
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  37. tigr2ndbase

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    You read it wrong.
     
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  38. Room 15

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    Can’t believe hipsterjoe is going after The Godfather of ketosis Devine
     
  39. slogan119

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    Spoiler alert: they never do
     
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  40. Daniel Ocean

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    Banned for editing my post. Sorry I don’t make the rules.
     
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  41. tigr2ndbase

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    I just know how expensive eating healthy can be and didn’t want you throwing your money away at pretend love.
     
  42. DirtBall

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    Even if the strips are only 20% accurate I’ll go home and piss on 5 of them at once. That’s 100% accuracy. Prove me wrong.
     
  43. Daniel Ocean

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    Math checks out.
     
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  44. Arkadin

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    That's like 12 or something. Good work
     
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  45. joe-

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    I ordered some of those nush cakes
     
  46. Beachy Toast

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    Yes I like cheese.
     
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  47. Squints

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    Which flavors :peekaboo:
     
  48. joe-

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    All of them
     
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  49. * J Y *

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    If you aren’t using piss strips then you aren’t living that keto lyfe. Once you see that deep purp purp :ahh:
     
  50. Squints

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    So it seems like a lot of people like/use MFP for an app. I started using Carb manager as well to see the difference and actually like it better. Am I missing something? Just personal preference?

    I like carb manager’s interface better with macros always visible, among other things.
     
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