King Of the HIll....... GOAT cartoon, bitches

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  1. Cornelius Suttree

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    Hank: What kind of a sick bastard runs a water pipe through a stud without installing a nail guard?
     
  2. Cornelius Suttree

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    Peggy: Luanne, have you ever wondered why I spend every Friday night with you?
    Luanne: Because I challenge you with my intellectual
    Peggy: It is because I never joined a sorority. I never got the chance to make lifelong friends who might drop by to drink flavored coffees, dish about boyfriends and my beauty secrets. Now it's not like I am without people I recognize at the supermarket but that's just not the same
     
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    Hank: I won't be needing any more nutrients, I'm having a steak later.
     
  4. Doc Louis

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    Rewatching it through on Hulu. Just finished season 3 episode 25 holy fuck did not remember that ending.

    And then the next episode
    Peggy: "I have had a near-death experience. Most people never get that except when it's right next to their death experience and then they can't appreciate it."
     
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  5. Rusty Shackleford

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    So was no one going to tell me KOTH made it back on Cartoon Network.
     
  6. Owsley

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    What time? It’s on FXX now for like 2-3 hours (I think noon til 3) each day and it’s an absolute game changer.
     
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  7. Cornelius Suttree

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    It's Always Sunny, Rick and Morty and KOTH make my Hulu subscription so worthwhile

    There was that dark period where it wasn't available anywhere
     
  8. Detlef Schrempf

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    Whole series is on Hulu
     
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  9. Cornelius Suttree

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    Peggy: if people had been afraid to hire me because I'm pretty and smart I would have never gotten where I am today
     
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    Caleb is such a little shit. Makes me furious.
     
  11. Doc Louis

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    The Christmas episodes are still great.
     
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  12. Cornelius Suttree

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    He's just precocious
     
  13. Clown Baby

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    Dusty ole bones. Full of green dust.
     
  14. Cornelius Suttree

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    He really is such a shit. Riding his bike on Hank's yard while he's watering

    Bobby never did limber up
     
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    Hank calling AAA to find where to buy art is great
     
  16. Cornelius Suttree

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    And AAA dude knowing Hank on a first-name basis just on his voice alone
     
  17. Tarpon Nole

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    "Oh hey Hank"
     
  18. Tarpon Nole

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    "Too bad we can't get Dad a new dad for Christmas"

    One of the best episodes
     
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    Leads to a great Peggy episode
     
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  20. Cornelius Suttree

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    Hank: How could they think I'd rent a stag film? I'm married!
     
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  21. Cornelius Suttree

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    Pilot debuted January 12, 1997. Holy shit, almost 25 years with KOTH in our lives

    Working through season 4 now

    #blessed
     
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  23. Cornelius Suttree

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    I'm not one of those guys who turns 40 and runs out and buys fancy new toilets
     
  24. Cornelius Suttree

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    Bobby: Yes, Texas history! I can't wait to tell my dad. There'll be steaks for dinner tonight

    Hank: Bobby sure is lucky. He's got 30 more years of Texas history to learn than we did. I defy anyone to sit through that class without becoming a man of courage and conviction
     
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    At this point we’d already given Kahn a housewarming gift and started hating him
     
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    If I had a nickel for every time I buckled under pressure, I would have five nickels”
     
  28. Cornelius Suttree

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    Hank: Peggy, years from now no one will remember what a hexagon is. But you win state, and well, that goes up on the water tower
     
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    Hank: I bought this whetstone the day Bobby was born. I can't believe he's ready to sharpen his first mower blade
     
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    Peggy standing outside the smoldering mega lo mart: My Husband is in there! He had to take this job because no one else would hire him!

    Firefighter: "We're doing all we can, Mrs Mangione"
     
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  32. Cornelius Suttree

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    Hank: Happy Mother's Day, mom. I wish I was there to shake your hand in person
     
  33. Shawn Hunter

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    It's coming back!
    https://collider.com/king-of-the-hill-reboot-mike-judge/
    It looks like fans of the long-running animated series King of the Hill have reason to celebrate, as it has just been announced that the series will be revived twelve years after its final episode aired, according to The Hollywood Reporter. Original series creators Greg Daniels and Mike Judge will return to oversee the series through their new animation company, Bandera Entertainment.

    There are more than a dozen projects in the works under the newly formed animation company, but perhaps the most notable is the King of the Hill revival. The series originally aired from 1997 until 2010 and followed the banal yet entertaining exploits of the humble citizens of Arlen, Texas. Upon its premiere in 1997, the show was an almost immediate success, and offered a unique insight into the middle-America mindse, led by the moral compass of propane and propane accessory salesman Hank Hill.

    No details were given about plot or production details for the revival. The news comes along with news of several other projects from the new animation company, including the upcoming Netflix series Bad Crimes. This also follows news of the revival of Judge's series, Beavis and Butt-Head, which was announced before the formation of Bandera. Beavis and Butt-Head was the MTV series which launched Judge into the mainstream, and much of its original content was used for inspiration for King of the Hill.

    After both Beavis and Butt-Head and King of the Hill, Judge went on to create Silicon Valley for HBO, a series which plays with Judge's own experience working in Silicon Valley. Daniels has had extensive experience within animation aside from King of the Hill. Prior to joining the FOX show, Daniels worked on The Simpsons for several years, and currently, he works on the Netflix series Space Force starring Steve Carell.

    No details regarding the plot for the King of the Hill revival have been released, but as Daniels said of his work for Bandera Entertainment, “[w]e were very excited to go into different tones and different styles and try to expand the animation art form." Maybe, then, there are some exciting changes in store for our favorite Arlenites. (Or are they Arlenians? The world may never know).

    All seasons of King of the Hill are now available to stream on Hulu.
     
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  35. Cornelius Suttree

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    Hank: I never get to bond with Bobby on account of he's not good at much. Shooting stuff is something a father and son can do together. I don't want to wait till the cat's in the cradle and Bobby's too busy with a propane business of his own

    Hank: Uh, where's the children's guns section?
    Mega Lo Mart Employee: Aisle 47

    Bobby: Can I put a gun rack on my bike?
    Hank: Do you know how long I've been waiting for you to ask me that?

    Dale: There's a two-dollar charge for non-members to shoot here
    Bobby: What's membership cost?
    Dale: Lifetime membership is free
    Hank (after seeing a poster stating "Soldiers Wanted for Local Rebellion"): I'll just pay the two bucks

    Hank: I forget the last time I shot a .22 but I bet you a Texan was in the White House. And I ain't talking about Herbert Walker Bush, either
     
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  36. Detlef Schrempf

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    There’s not been better news than that they’re bringing this back in a long time.
     
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  37. Cornelius Suttree

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    Cotton (to a bunch of Vietnam veterans): No, this ain't a flashback, you're losing again!
     
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  38. Cornelius Suttree

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    Peggy: Bobby Hill, put down that phone. The school could be calling me in to sub any minute. What if an algebra teacher died in a car accident, huh? It would be a tragedy if they couldn't reach me
     
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  39. Cornelius Suttree

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    Hank: Peggy, we are going out on your first propane run. Get your jacket and hat. Heck, get your camera

    Hank: Look at us, husband and wife selling propane together. It's like something out of the movies
     
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    Hank trying to buy the garden gnome for Peggy: "Alright, you got me. I'm not a dork, I sell propane."
     
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    “Come back and see us!”

    “Yeah, I don’t think so”

    “I was talking to Figgleforth”
     
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    “And who taught him to ride a bike?”

    “John Redcorn. Then Joseph taught me.”
     
  43. Cornelius Suttree

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    Hank: I bet you guys are dying to know why I'm holding this piece of paper. It's a form to make a deposit for a seat on the meat team's state-bound charter bus
    Bill: There's no greater sign that a competition is legitimate than the chartering of a bus
    Hank: Yup, my son is going to state. Bobby and I will have stuff to talk about for the rest of our lives
     
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    "Casner?! I served with one of your tribe in the pacific. Name o Brooklyn. You know him?"

    "I know a Joe Brookstein?"

    "That's him."
     
  45. Cornelius Suttree

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    12 years later and still laugh out loud when Hank says this
     
  46. HOOSINSC

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    watched this episode last night.

    i started on s1 this weekend. i haven't watched KOTH since it was originally on TV.
     
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  47. Cornelius Suttree

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    Bobby: Mom, I'm fat. But big deal. I don't feel bad about it. You never made me feel bad about it. And just because there are some people in the world who want me to feel bad about it doesn't mean I have to. So Bobby Hill's fat. He's also funny. He's nice. He's got a lot of friends, a girlfriend. And if you don't mind I think I'll go outside right now and squirt her with water. What are you going to do?

    <3
     
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  48. Hank Scorpio

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    KOTH has resumed its position as my preferred background noise show that inevitably distracts me from what I'm doing because it's so good.
     
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    Show's got such a huge heart
     
  50. Cornelius Suttree

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    Hank: Boy, that Joe Jack. He's never going to get anywhere until he learns that sales is all about character