King Of the HIll....... GOAT cartoon, bitches

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  1. Cornelius Suttree

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    the early seasons are obviously the best but there are so many great lines all throughout the series

    excuse me, miss, this is Texas

     
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  2. Cornelius Suttree

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    Hank while talking to his letter carrier: You gotta be kidding me? Who's gonna lick a stamp that has Bill Clinton on it?
     
  3. Cornelius Suttree

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    this show is hilarious. And it often has really poignant moments

    like when Bobby and Hank are pretending the Cowboys win the Super Bowl after failing to convince them to move training camp from Wichita Falls to Arlen. Bobby yelling "the Cowboys win the Super Bowl, the Cowboys win the Super Bowl, the Cowboys win the Super Bowllllllll"

    and after Cotton gets Peggy to walk again, she convinces the veterans affairs committee to award him a plot in the TX Veterans cemetary

    or when Luanne makes peace with Buckley's death and his angel flies away.... The song they use in that closing scene :tebow:

    currently about halfway through season four as I make my way through the show again :ohgosh:
     
  4. AIOLICOCK

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    I just cant get over the fact that Lucky and Luanne are both dead :tebow:
     
  5. Cornelius Suttree

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    You would rather live a lie than sell an honest day's gas?
     
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  6. Tobias

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  7. Jimmy the Saint

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    He was appalled by W’s handshake /end
     
  8. Tobias

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    a new yorker who likes well done steak? not a chance
     
  9. Cornelius Suttree

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    Character matters to Hank

    A draft dodger who has cheated on all his wives?

    Lol I love Peggy's arrogance so much. I can't even fathom what it'd be like to have low self esteem. And I can fathom just about anything
     
  10. TimJimothy

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    I want to believe that Hank wouldn't vote for either ass-face.
     
  11. Tobias

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    hank would begrudgingly vote biden. bill would vote for him too just to make hank and peggy happy. dale would be qanon obsessed. boomhauer would vote trump

    this is canon
     
  12. Jimmy the Saint

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    Cotton would vote for Trump.
     
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  13. Rusty Shackleford

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    Dale, I can only speculate since I don't know him personally, would not be registered to vote.
     
  14. LookslikeUofI

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    Dale would consider Q as sheeple
     
  15. Cornelius Suttree

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    DALE: We're going to stay in Mexico and see how the election turns out. In the event of any problems -- civil unrest, military coup -- we will remain in Mexico under assumed identities. You are Fritz Kruger, wealthy Ecuadorian rancher. And I am Central American singing sensation LaMotil

    DALE: the only thing more American than not voting is Egyptian cotton linen irregulars at 40% off
     
  16. Cornelius Suttree

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    an all-Texas Super Bowl. His will be done

     
  17. Clown Baby

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    Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep themselves busy while their husbands did the cooking
     
  18. Clown Baby

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    Hank: I’ll go to the magic show but I don’t trust them

    Bill: Ever since David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear

    Hank: Shame on him!
     
  19. Coach Prison Mike

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    “The difference between Thatherton Fuels and Strickland Propane, besides Thatherton’s lack of focus, is service.”
     
  20. Croomsday

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    “Would you and your brother like to grab a beer?”
    [​IMG]
     
  21. og

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  22. Doc Louis

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    Whenever I see this thread on the front page I get my hopes up that it's coming back with new episodes. But then it's not.
     
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  23. Rusty Shackleford

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    It’s done. When the women that voiced Luanne passed away that killed any chance of a comeback. I just want it back on Netflix so I can watch it every night as I go to bed.
     
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  24. Thoros of Beer

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    Laugh out loud every time I come here, thanks guys!
     
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  25. DrTomOsbourne

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    The older you get the funnier this show becomes.

    It's like watching Christmas Vacation after you start hosting family holidays.
     
  26. Croomsday

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    The GOAT line imo is from the preacher that accidentally drowned a boy during a baptism that’s in the focus group for the lawnmower where Cotton sneaks in:

    “I'm not sure if there's a God, or a heaven...but one thing I can tell you, your daddy's going to Hell.”
     
  27. Croomsday

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    “Life in a Northern Town” I can still remember watching it premiere with my granddad, who absolutely loved KotH and the Simpsons. I remember when he was trying to quit smoking and I was super young, he’d say that Bart was so bad bc he was quitting cigs lofuckingl.
     
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  28. One Two

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  29. Clown Baby

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    I’d have to cut somebody.

    You’ve got that exchange kicker who kicks barefoot. I think we’ve all had enough of that.
     
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    Mike Judge and Greg Daniels are so fucking talented that I get pissed off at how incredible they are for creating so much brilliance.
     
  31. Croomsday

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    “What are you talking about? What are you talking about?”
     
  32. Clown Baby

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    Cant you see you’re not making Christianity better, you’re just making rock ‘n’ roll worse
     
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  33. Coach Prison Mike

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    “Bobby you can’t be running back just because your dad was, we fought a whole war with England over that”
     
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  34. Tobias

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    more evidence of hank being a secret lib

     
  35. Gregor

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    'We were just... back here"

     
  36. Detlef Schrempf

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    Dale: you know what they say Ford stands for don’t you...

    Dale: Fix it again, Tony

    Hank: You’re thinking of Fiat
     
  37. Croomsday

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    “Juh-onnnn Redcorn”

    “Puh-eggggy Hill?”
     
  38. Cornelius Suttree

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    My boy's on a team. Not a squad, not a club. A team
     
  39. Toast

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  40. Cornelius Suttree

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    Watching this one right now lmao
     
  41. Cornelius Suttree

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    You competed while another guy sat on the bench? There's a bottle of sport drink in the garage I've been saving. Let's go open it
     
  42. Cornelius Suttree

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    Dooley's snotty voice always cracks me up

     
  43. Cornelius Suttree

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    Bobby, I need you to do two things I pray you never have to do again: tape the Cowboys game and bring me an apron
     
  44. og

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    S2, Ep 21: Life in the Fast Lane, Bobby's Saga might be my favorite episode of all time. Almost every line is a joke. Almost every cut shot is a joke.
     
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  46. Cornelius Suttree

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  47. Cornelius Suttree

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    I'm going to go oil the bearings on your suitcase, San Antonio dust contains a lot of silica
     
  48. og

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    never caught this one before. good content.
     
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  49. Cornelius Suttree

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    CONNIE: Dad, maybe being on the wrestling team can help me get into Harvard. Remember how disappointed you were with my application essay? You said my first draft lacked life experience.
    MINH: She right. Connie play violin, sculpt with metal and speak three languages, but what set her apart?
    KAHN: I thought being smart person in Texas set her apart.

    Hank: Yeah, if I just jim-jangle my schedule a bit, I think I can make it to all of Bobby's practices. What a great time in a boy's father's life!

    season two is absolutely amazing
     
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