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  1. BellottiBold

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  2. bigred77

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  4. Duck70

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  5. BrickTamland

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    The crescendo for me was the rows of folding wooden theatre seats focused in on a 55” TV.
     
  6. w2b

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    the floating workplace toilet really does it for me.

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  9. bro

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    This looks like an amateur porn set with those mirrors
     
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  11. bertwing

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    I would most definitely go eat 50 wings at Buffalo Wild Wings and spray some demon diarrhea all over that toilet if I just so happened to live nearby
     
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  12. bigred77

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    Thats what you think a Biden vote looks like?
     
  13. BuckeyeRiot

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    Guys no pictures of dukebuckeye’s Arby Melt Mansion.
     
  14. Charlie Conway

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  16. Tony Ray Bans

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    1) Possibly the MOST plano house ive ever seen 2) does that house go back like 100 yards? The fact that that home has 5 beds and 4 baths with 3800 sq ft seems crazy based on that picture lol
     
  17. bigred77

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    My first thought was "of course its Plano"
     
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    You could post just about anything in this thread from that IG account. My god those are ugly
     
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    Welcome to the DFW area
     
  20. southside

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    No thanks I'm never going back
     
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  21. bigred77

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    The unfortunate thing is that shit is the impression lots of people have of Texas
     
  22. Emma

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    Who needs landscaping?
     
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  23. THF

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    I need to go take some photos of a new development going up at 121 and Preston. It’s basically the same concept. Three story houses which are the width of a two car garage. It’s incredible.
     
  24. NineteenNine

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    needs more windows.
     
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  25. Garrity19

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    I’ve seen this same style in Moldova and Romania. It’s a Gypsie hacienda.
     
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    Amazing
     
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  30. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I don’t get it
     
  31. Ty Webb

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    I was overwhelmed by the Christmas decorations in the entryway
     
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  32. Nandor the Relentless

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    Hoss must have an obscene amount of Christmas decorations
     
  33. BellottiBold

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    click through the gallery though
     
  34. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Don't mount TV's in glass houses.
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    That house filled me with anxiety.
     
  35. Barves2125

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    If I were an intruder, I feel like I could hide in that house for hours without anyone seeing me. Only problem would be when I inevitably knock something over and send a domino like chain of chaos cascading around the entire house.
     
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  36. Biff Bridges

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    It looks like a house Carmella Soprano would've designed with the help of little Rickey Aprile after Tony died.
     
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  37. jokewood

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    Despite the warning, I was not ready for that.
     
  38. Emma

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  39. Menelaus

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    This is an all timer
     
  40. Duck70

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    What in the absolute fuck?
     
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  41. Duck70

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    I was an architecture major in college for like 5 terms and changed my major because I felt like I was shit compared to the other students.

    This thread just shows me that I would have been a better designer that 90% of Texas home builders.
     
  42. BellottiBold

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    I'm fantasizing that it's a weird rear facing garage and that you have to drive all the way around the home to get to it.
     
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  43. Duck70

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    Is this bathroom where they filmed The Matrix?

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  44. beist

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    well what it lacks in looking normal it makes up for in being able to sled down the little roof after a heavy snow fall.
     
  45. Why?Pokes

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    The grade looks pretty level in the backyard; I bet it's a vaulted ceiling in that end of the basement.
     
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  46. jokewood

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    That's architectural sleight of hand. The vaulted ceiling basement / little person's garage distracts from the windowless slab of siding on the front of the house.
     
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    Are those granite walls?
     
  48. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Spoiler!
     
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