Official Dads of TMB Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Boo MFer!, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    It’s going to be a transition for sure. My wife and I both work in roles which required us to travel fairly regularly precovid. We rarely checked a bag, always traveled light.

    I now am imagining needing the luggage cart for a simple week long trip. I mean just going to a friends house now requires a huge bag of stuff of “just in case” items.
     
  2. Simon Templar

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    We had to get a massive SUV just to fit all the shit.
     
  3. Bruce Bowen

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    Bought a midsize suv when we had 1. Paid it off pretty quickly then I swear a month after the final payment she was pregnant with #2. It’ll be fine for a bit but damn I wish we would have known and got the full size then.
     
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  4. Baron

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    Have any of you went from a mini van to a large SUV i.e. Suburban, Expedition Max, etc. If so, did you like the move? Did you find more storage room? I have 3 kids now, going to be 4 in the fall. Considering upgrading.
     
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  5. Bruce Bowen

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    Just accidentally pulled an emergency alarm in our hospital room. Within 10 seconds 6 nurses burst through the door...I was just trying to figure out how to get the curtains up. :yousoricky:
     
  6. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Did it work? Did one of them pull the curtains up?
     
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  7. Bruce Bowen

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    Yes, the one who most looked like she was ready to step into surgery showed me. :)
     
  8. Bruce Bowen

    Bruce Bowen Well-Known Member
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    Update: I pulled a thing that said “Code” in blue. Apparently a code blue is medical life threatening situation. :themoreyouknow:
     
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  9. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Yeah Code Blue means someone is actively dying. Basically the worst one to hit lol. Actually there's other codes for like bomb threats but a blue will have like 5 people in your room with a crash cart in as many seconds.
     
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  10. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj pro anti anti
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    live look at brucebowen

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  11. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
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    In Bruce’s defense Code Blue was just trying to see the blue skies
     
  12. Jack Parkman

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    My son has discovered blippy..

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  13. Rabid

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    There is far worse.
     
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  14. The Blackfish

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    Yep. Blippi at least has some production and educational value. There’s a lot of just straight trash out there. Ryan and his family suck.
     
  15. jbr

    jbr Well-Known Member
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    Blippi was awesome. My kids are too old now, but he brought the entertainment for us in 2018/2019.
     
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  16. Rabid

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    Thank you! My son is obsessed with Ryan right now and it’s so terrible.
     
  17. The Blackfish

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    I feel for you. My son did a lot of Blippi and a lot of Axel, I was able to avoid Ryan for the most part. Now my son is 4.5 and watches a ton of Scooby Doo which is just

    :blessed:
     
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  18. Rabid

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    At first when he was watching Ryan was doing science experiments so it wasn’t terrible. Now it’s stupid stuff like watching him play video games and I just don’t get it. You may not be in the clear, my son is 6. He started watching it this year.
     
  19. Snakes

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    Oh my god I’m so glad the Axel phase is over
     
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  20. The Blackfish

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    :awshucks:
     
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  21. Snakes

    Snakes stubbornly litigious
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    My daughter just loves peppa pig. We all like Peppa
     
  22. Rabid

    Rabid Fan of: DQ Treats
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    I enjoy when my daughter randomly says stuff that sounds British.
     
  23. Bruce Bowen

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    I force fed my kid pixar. He watches pretty much every pixar movie. If it’s not pixar it’s blippi. Thankfully its like 70/30 pixar/blippi.
     
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  24. Jack Parkman

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    I’m afraid to know how much this clown makes being blippi
     
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  25. Rabid

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    We’ve been going through Pixar, Star Wars, etc since COVID. It’s been pretty fun to spend that time with him when his stuff got canceled for COVID.
     
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  26. Name P. Redacted

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  27. Name P. Redacted

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    Millions. He has branded toys at target
     
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  28. Rabid

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    Ryan and his family have allegedly made $40 million according to my wife. $40 million!
     
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  29. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman Well-Known Member
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  30. Rabid

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    Definitely. My son dressed up as Blippi for 2019 Halloween. He could buy the shoes, hat, suspenders and glasses as part of a kit online. It’s only gotten bigger and there are toys at Target we bought for x-mas.
     
  31. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman Well-Known Member
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    to think we all could have been millionaires if we just went places dressed like an idiot, talk in a high pitched voice and danced around

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  32. mb711

    mb711 West Coast Barner
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    And shit(literally) on someone on camera
     
  33. Rabid

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    If you think Blippi is bad, $40 million net worth…

     
  34. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman Well-Known Member
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  35. Bruce Bowen

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    Blippi live is coming to town. I think my wife forgot about it. Please god don’t remember.
     
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  36. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj pro anti anti
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    went to a daniel tiger live thing a few years ago. it wasnt too awful and they served alcohol.
     
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  37. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    Daniel Tiger is good. Not that I enjoy it myself but it's great for teaching how to feel and handle feelings.
     
  38. Bruce Bowen

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    I fux with Daniel Tiger. Probably cause he rarely watches it but he teaches great stuff. Having a little jingle for literally everything in life gets old though.
     
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  39. Snakes

    Snakes stubbornly litigious
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    i would tell my son blippi died in a fire before taking him to blippi live
     
  40. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj pro anti anti
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    somehow weve been able to steer ours away from most of the truly annoying cartoons. outside of the pbs kids shows, theyre really only into paw patrol, peppa and tom & jerry
     
  41. Rabid

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    I think we did Blippi live right before COVID hit. It was somebody other than Blippi playing Blippi. My son didn’t care though.
     
  42. Bruce Bowen

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    Sure you've seen if your kid is still watching but he has started having another guy play the character in youtube vids. Probably pays him peanuts compared to what the video pulls in. :bang:
     
  43. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    Appreciate the feedback as we have a normal stroller right now but I was interested in a jogging one.

    Gotta love Facebook Marketplace. Found a Bob Revolution priced around $100 which has been sitting in a garage for a year or so that someone needed to get rid of.
     
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  44. Snakes

    Snakes stubbornly litigious
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    perfect place to buy a stroller. those things brand new are fucking ridiculously high.
     
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  45. Hoss Bonaventure

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    We have a Bob off-road looking jogging one that has never once been used to jog with.
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  46. Marbles

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    Seems like new episodes of bluey popped up. Has been highly enjoyable with our children’s tv time this week. Bluey is so awesome.
     
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  47. BuckeyeRiot

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    The blippi excavator song slaps. That’s all I got.
     
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  48. The Blackfish

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    That shit would get stuck in my head for days at a time. Probably will be soon thanks to you.
     
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  49. BuckeyeRiot

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    I’m never not singing it in my head.
     
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  50. BuckeyeRiot

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    I’ve got a great big bucket and a big ole boom. If I start digging now I’ll be done real soon…
     
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