Both of my kids had a stuttering phase because (I assume) their brains move faster than their mouths.
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. But I don't want it to cause frustrations with him and have him slide back at all. Did you do anything specific or did it work itself out?
I berated them both until they developed a permanent stutter out of fear Or it just worked itself out
idk....I'm all for joking around. Maybe I'm sensitive b/c it's my child, but I feel like posts like this are in poor taste.
my kids stutter on and off as they've developed. it eventually went away for both of them. i apologize, it just made me think of that movie and i was in the middle of a meeting. it was definitely poor taste.
Is it certain words or sounds he gets stuck on? Does it always happen or just sometimes? Is he excited or agitated when it happens? It’s probably a transient normal thing but worth to determine triggers
Mine definitely did for a short time Hell it might have been a few months. Seems like it was around 4 years old or so, but definitely went away before he went to big boy school We were most comforted when a friend came over with their 5 kids that ranged from about a year older up to 16, and the kids said 'he's just like Chris was a year ago', then the oldest boy said something like, 'shit, all of yall did that'
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When my son was 5 he didn’t stutter per se but he kinda repeated the first couple of words of a sentence until he caught up and figured out the rest. But you could tell he was always working his way through a sentence and not having trouble speaking. He just would start talking before he knew what he even wanted to say. “so um so um so um so um so um so so so so um can we play pac man when we get home”
Bought one a couple years ago. Thought the thing would be mostly put together. Boy was I wrong and a shitfaced Bruce was up till ~2 am in the garage xmas eve putting it together. At that age my son was a big ole pussy too. The sound effect of it “starting up” scared the shit out of him and he wanted nothing to do with it for days.
Currently sitting in a rocking chair in my 6 month old daughter's room. Been here 10 minutes now. Overnight basically this week she's gone from an amazing sleeper to an absolute disaster. Will only sleep when being held. It's like a bad comedy movie, second I pick her up she falls asleep in my arms. I'll put her back in crib, she'll be asleep literally long enough for me to walk to bed and starts crying second I lay down. Went on for three hours last night. Been going on an hour tonight, so I decide to sit in this rocker waiting for her to wake up again and she hasn't yet. Feel like this is a sick game she's playing, when I finally leave this rocker to go to bed I know she'll start crying again.
Kid1 was like this from the jump. Absolutely miserable at times. edit: she still just hates sleeping alone sometimes. this morning i woke up and she was laying on top of me.
My first kid was (and still is) a horrible sleeper. Thought we hit jackpot with #2, but this week has been rough
I’m getting close to having CPS called on my 3 and 5 year old. They do not listen worth shit and it is driving me crazy.
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Daughter was the same, really wanted the comfort. Eventually got better after she got used to her crib, then hated the crib and would wake up as soon as she noticed she was being lowered and I had to convert to a toddler bed, now mom and I get about 6 hours before she comes in at 2am looking to sleep on top of me. Then there’s the occasional 4am ms Rachel session like is happening right now
I was watching a video game review YouTube video and they busted out a ms Rachel parody and I loved it.
A lot of Christmas related threats dropping. "You want that red trucks???" Elf on the Shelf has been taking bribes so he doesn't tell Santa what Lil WED is doing
my 8 month old will randomly decide to do this occasionally and holy shit does it suck. he also has an uncanny ability to wake up and cry right as I’m about to go to bed whether that is 1030, 1230 or any time in between. some nights he sleeps great but it’s always a surprise going to bed to see if we make it through the night
Noticed the backseat of my truck smelled like shit earlier when I got my daughter out of her car seat for school. I couldn’t decide if my kid had taken a shit in her pants (she passed the smell test although I should have done a visual inspection ) , it was some rotting food she had thrown into a crevice of my truck or her car seat , or it was the knives I used to clean fish yesterday that are underneath my rear seats. I have a feeling as my kids get older I’ll be dealing with many mystery smells.
An old milk sippy cup is usually the culprit for my vehicles. It doesn’t take long for one of those to smell like a rotting corpse.
I've learned the hard way I always have to do a visual inspection. My youngest is a master at dropping bombs that pass the sniff test.
Had a family behind us on my flight home. Young daughter explode vomited all over the place. Smell sooooooooooo fucking bad. Bunch of half digested milk/formula = rotten cheese. Thought we were going to hit the news like the diarrhea guy turning the plane into a bio hazard. Thought my wife was going to vomit.
Years ago when my son was like 7, I got up to go to the bathroom, came back to my seat and he had projectile vomited grown up size all over himself and my wife. Luckily we had carried on and could change their clothes in bathroom, and plastic bag all the gross. Cleaned up the seats and wasn’t too bad but oh man I’m sure the people around us were pissed.
Christ that sounds awful. Hopefully my wife would clean it up and then I could start ordering cocktails to recover from the trauma.