Official Dads of TMB Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Boo MFer!, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. gritzy

    gritzy I am a hurricane on the golf course

    Also with baby 2 we splurged for the veer wagon and it’s great

    oldest loves it and got that infant seat adapter to tote them all together. Does great off path and the newest version pushes like a stroller. It’s beefy but still folds smaller than a double stroller and way more capable
     
  2. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    We were looking at the veer but went with the wonderfold
     
  3. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    I’m heavily considering buying one of those inflatable bounce/water houses next summer.
     
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  4. gritzy

    gritzy I am a hurricane on the golf course

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  5. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    It’s worked so far, I like the high sides to keep the terrorists contained.
     
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  6. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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    We bought a bounce house this spring and it has a huge success. With the kids.
     
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  7. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    4 year old diga his ass then smells his finger
     
  8. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Best Covid purchase I made was a bounce house water slide combo inflatable. Still holds up and still gets regular use.

    it’s some work to get it up and pack it away but kids love it

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  9. DetroitNole

    DetroitNole Well-Known Member
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    My son who has been potty trained for damn near a year with little issues after he finally became trained has 4 times this week now gotten pee all over the floor in the bathroom. Including today when he went to the bathroom, told me there was pee on the floor from last time he went, I went in and cleaned it up. I told him to make sure he goes in the toilet this time and pulls his pants all the way down and he says OK, and somehow 5 seconds later as I'm still walking the soiled paper towel to the garbage I hear him scream "I had an accident". Walk back in and his underwear and pants are soaked and he's standing in a pile of piss. It's like wtf dude, we literally talked about this seconds before you did it again.
     
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  10. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Yeah that’s bad ass. I’m doing it. Wife is being a wet blanket “but what about insurance” whatever nerd.
    Sadly growth is not always linear.
     
  11. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    We've got a similar sized bounce house. 10 year old still plays on it
    He's got a couple of younger cousins that will use it on the regular for a while

    Last time I dislocated my shoulder was on there
     
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  12. Rabid

    Rabid Fan of: DQ Treats
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    My 4 year old threw my wife’s phone in the lake this weekend. Happy Labor Day.
     
  13. The Blackfish

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    We went through this. Seems like finally the month he’s turning 8 he can consistently pee straight into the toilet.
     
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  14. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
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    I bought the Amazon bouncy house 5 years ago and we still use it. Also bought one of those outdoor trashcans with a lid to store it in. In my new house I have to drag it down to the basement to store it because our upstairs storage is pretty limited. I got lazy a few months ago and left it sitting in the backyard with the lid on it. Two year old was playing with it and took the lid off and chunked it somewhere. So it sat there for like a month with the lid off and I went out there to check it out and the whole fucking thing is covered in water/mold. That was a fun afternoon project.
     
  15. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    My 2.5 year old is like a chimp who discovered a new tool in how she carries the stepstool around the house getting into mischief.
     
  16. ButchCassidy

    ButchCassidy Well-Known Member
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    Mine did the same thing for about a month.
     
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  17. gritzy

    gritzy I am a hurricane on the golf course

    Same she’s very proud of herself
     
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  18. Carl Brutananadilewski

    Carl Brutananadilewski do what now?
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    Wonderfold is nice but sooo heavy and still bulky when folded
     
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  19. Carl Brutananadilewski

    Carl Brutananadilewski do what now?
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  20. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
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  21. Carl Brutananadilewski

    Carl Brutananadilewski do what now?
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    Was amazing to stash the kids in before the could walk, and then after walking they still played on it for a while
     
  22. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Anyone else’s kids lose their shit for this today?



    looks awesome tbh
     
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  23. gritzy

    gritzy I am a hurricane on the golf course

    Still on the perpetual bluey marathon
     
  24. ButchCassidy

    ButchCassidy Well-Known Member
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    Ours is back on her Hogi kick
     
  25. Degausser

    Degausser #NewProfilePic
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    19 month old is obsessed with Bounce Patrol. Dude would sit there and watch them all day if we let him.
     
  26. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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    My 18 month old right now on pushing her tower around in the kitchen. (we took the chairs and other table she could carry around to climb up on shit) She also discovered she could reach all the door handles like 2-3 weeks ago. Been a fun time with her also starting to form toddler sentences.
     
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  27. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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  28. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    I would never let my child have screen time
     
  29. ButchCassidy

    ButchCassidy Well-Known Member
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    Steam Jr, put your dads phone down.
     
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  30. Baron

    Baron Well-Known Member
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  31. Wicked

    Wicked Next One's Comin' Faster
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    My 7 year old brought this home yesterday. My translation is it depicts him asking me if he can do something, me saying no and him telling me I'm being sus. Snapchat-1958861185.jpg
     
  32. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    counter:

     
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  33. gritzy

    gritzy I am a hurricane on the golf course

    Sounds pretty sus
     
  34. cal

    cal BOATS
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    boys are fucking gross man
     
  35. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
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    Hahaha hahaha. Yes
     
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  36. Shinzon

    Shinzon °°°°°
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    Headed to the hospital soon. My wife is getting induced today, and we’re having our first. Baby boy has waited six days past his due date. No nerves yet. Just excited. But after today I’ll officially be qualified to participate in this thread.
     
  37. CUgator

    CUgator Well-Known Member
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    A 9am birthday party on a Sunday morning is criminal

    it’s my twins 6 year old party. My wife is a lunatic
     
  38. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
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    Good luck! It will go great!
     
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  39. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    What?
     
  40. CUgator

    CUgator Well-Known Member
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    Chuck E. Cheese before they open with 40 kids. I didn’t even ask what this is costing us because my blood pressure would go off the charts.
     
  41. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
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    I’m sure renting out CEC is reasonable before opening hours. I wouldn’t ask for sure
     
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  42. Kevintensity

    Kevintensity Poster/Posting Game Coordinator
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    Good luck! And take advantage of the nurses help while you have it.
     
  43. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    Be sure to complain to your wife about how uncomfortable the dad chair/couch is.
     
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  44. letan

    letan Just looking for the gator board
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    the chair/couch was relatively comfortable at our hospital so I like to complain to my wife about how the nurses didn’t pay me any attention or offer to bring me food. she loves that
     
  45. LetItSoak

    LetItSoak Well-Known Member
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    #1 thing imo, I learned so much from them
     
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  46. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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    Biggest thing is to be selfish and send the kid with the nurses. You’re not Going to sleep the next few weeks so every little bit helps. In the thick of it you’re not going to think that way but how we did from kid 1to kid 2 was night and day different.