Official Dads of TMB Thread

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  1. Baron

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    damn bruh
     
  2. NoNatty

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    Our almost 6 year old loves and needs naps (he takes after his dad). He is starting kindergarten in September, so we have been trying to stop naps. He is a giant asshole when he doesn’t sleep (again takes after his dad) and I’m really not looking forward to the fall.
     
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  3. Simon Templar

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  4. bruce bowen

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  5. bigred77

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    No first day of school pic?
     
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    I don’t know why I won’t load right
     
  8. Name P. Redacted

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  9. Simon Templar

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  10. WhiskeyDelta

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  11. Snakes

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  12. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Maybe his kindergarten will be different, but I thought they usually allow naps still if the kid needs it?
     
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  13. Name P. Redacted

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    Mine has a nap/quiet time scheduled every day
     
  14. The Blackfish

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    My kids kindergarten did nap/rest time
     
  15. WhiskeyDelta

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    Not sure what specifically this is in reference to but yes she does. Got MVP for her JV team earlier this week.
     
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  16. Snakes

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    tagged the wrong poster my bad lol.
     
  17. Hank Scorpio

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  18. ned's head

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    For those who got a pet after a kid was born, does anyone have thoughts of the earliest age where that's a healthy relationship for both child and pet? My youngest is 3 and a bit of a hellion, but a dog feels more manageable than it would have a year ago. I wonder if I'm tricking myself in thinking that.
     
  19. bigred77

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    It's OK WhiskeyDelta I'm sure your kid is cool too
     
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  20. Name P. Redacted

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    lol no

    once my pets die that’s it for awhile
     
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  21. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Love our cat but when we travel over the holidays almost all of our neighbors are too so we have to pay for a real pet sitter that costs so much.
     
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  22. bigred77

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    You know cats can survive on their own right?
     
  23. Zack Zedalis

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    Let our two boys take a bunch of buddies on the family beach vacation and they acted as you’d expect…
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  24. Name P. Redacted

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    They aren’t even bare assing it, we sure they’re bros?
     
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  25. bruce bowen

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    We got this rascal when my youngest was 2.
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    I think it depends on the breed though. Cavaliers main defense mechanism is to lick/love you more so they've always done great together even when he's gotten rough with him.
     
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  26. Snakes

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    I also have a Cavalier (Tri color) and he rules. great with the kids. My 7 and 2 year old boys don't care too much about the dog but my 5 year old girl loves him. They have been close since we got him 2 years ago.
     
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  27. ashy larry

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    received this email from daycare

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    my wife is sorta freaking (this is our youngest’s class) but to me it just reads as if a kid with an incomplete immunization record was in attendance but there’s nothing to suggest they were/are ill. obv a biiiiig fuck up on the daycare’s part and my concern is more what this kind of oversight portends. otherwise we’ve had a good experience.
     
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  28. Name P. Redacted

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    So a kid with incomplete vaccines and was asymptomatic was around the other kids? Seems like not a big deal and they’re doing the right thing to correct the error.
     
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  29. ashy larry

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    yea thats the way i read it

    no surprise but it didn’t help when i mentioned we’re probably around dozens of un/partially vaccinated kids anytime we go to the zoo, museum, etc.
     
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  30. ashy larry

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    update
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    i guess we know who messed up. damn.
     
  31. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Where does your kid go to daycare? Is this all that happened or did they find out the director is an anti-vaxxer nutjob? Seems excessive unless the kid has measles or something.
     
  32. ashy larry

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    it’s affiliated with a local church and she’s been there forever apparently. would seem excessive if this was an isolated thing so I’m guessing it’s not.
     
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  33. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Agreed, would love to know what else has been happening.
     
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  34. ashy larry

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    i’m sure the moms group chat is buzzing. someone’s always got the tea.
     
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  35. Upton^2

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    May be more disturbed by the random line breaks in the email tbh
     
  36. Hank Scorpio

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    Depends on the breed and how accepting you are of the fact that you'll be the only one taking care of it.

    Need a dog/breed that's gonna be cool with bunch of kids/people randomly coming in and out of your house.
     
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  37. LSUTigers1986

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    Not sure how my wife does it but our countertop looks like Tony Montana’s desk every time she makes a bottle of formula.
     
  38. Tommy Callahan

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    Team breeza. One of a few things that is worth it
     
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  39. ned's head

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    Proud dad moment. My pool key wasn't working, so I went to the car to call my wife to get the numeric key. Turned around and my 5 year old had found a stick, fished it through a hole in the fence, and opened it from the other side

    :beaver:
     
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  40. LSUTigers1986

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    We use the shit out of the bottle washer / sterilizer. Not sure why she decided to skip the nespresso formula one.
     
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  41. Degausser

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    We read bad things about the brezza not mixing the correct amount of formula, so we passed on it.
     
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  42. The Blackfish

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    You’re fucked
     
  43. Name P. Redacted

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    Third time in two weeks my son has blown out his diaper at night and then rolled around in his crib. Don’t like how this is trending.
     
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  44. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Normally try to make my daughter go to the bathroom before we go out to do something but oftentimes when she really doesn't need to go she makes a huge fuss.

    We were going to walk in a short trail yesterday before going to a festival. Of course she needed to pee while we're out in the woods. Since there was no one around I was trying to tell her that she could go in the bushes and before I got a chance to tell her to completely take off her shorts and panties she started blasting piss all over them and of got upset. Like the goddamned Niagra rushing

    Probably the only time I wished she had boy parts lol.
     
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  45. bigred77

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    To be honest I have no idea how girls squat and pee and don't get it all over their pants
    It's one of life's great mysteries
     
  46. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    It started okay for just a second and then she couldn't squat completely still, basically standing straight up after that.
     
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  47. Name P. Redacted

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    Brother they make little funnel type things that make it easier for gals to piss in the woods.
     
  48. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    We haven't thought to buy one for 7-year-old daughter yet I guess. Should have been fine if you took an extra five seconds to listen but maybe your idea is easier.
     
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  49. Name P. Redacted

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    Southerner can’t hang on the trails smh
     
  50. bigred77

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    Yea, those would be a blast to carry around with you everywhere