Parents naming their kids weird names

She probably fucked an entire Naval platoon and was covering her bases

 

Or she just loves the troops.

Other kids are Armye Ayrforce and Coastgaard

 

I just looked it up. Her name is McKinli and she’s a trumper. She also got off on child abuse charges because her spouse couldn’t be compelled to testify under spousal privilege. Gross.

 

Cash Money is the army. Better get the Nayvie

 

Back when i was a pharmacy tech there were these two siblings legitimately named Kash and Kurrency. I feel like Buster 5000 lives in the same general area as this family and may have heard of them.

 

Not ringing a bell. Where were they from?

 

Reminds me of these twins I knew named Oranjello and Lemonjello. Also, I went to school with a Le-a.

 

SE side. Don’t remember exactly where.

 

I’ll keep an eye out for these buffoons.

*on the Polk County Inmates FB page

 

Currant C.

 

daniel

 

Isn’t Ramzi an arabic name? Doesn’t belong there.

 

I assume there are a few that get tossed around as stupid names that people don’t realize are actually names from other cultures.

My money is on accidentally Arabic.

 

It being from Southeast Idaho makes me think that’s a safe bet

 

"McKynzlee"

It's... beautiful

 

yeah maybe that family is a big fan of the Chronicles of Riddick franchise

 

There’s actually nothing creative about that, Drew.

 

Much better than waiting for the government to come pull it for her!

 

Tally doing the talent portion:

 

There is a little 2 year old at the pool named Magazine

 

Named after the dying media format or the bullet holder?

 

Family name. Great-grandma Magazine would be proud.

 

I’ve thought about it and decided that the highest percentage play is that the child is named after MAGA, but the parents aren’t quite brave enough to jump in with both feet, so they added a zine and think they’re really pulling one over on the libs.

 

Giving your kid a stupid name to own the libs!

 

Weird names/stupid spellings might as well be an entrance requirement for those events. Pageant parents need to be slapped, and the stupid shit they name their kids is just one of the reasons.

 

Not the dumbest name I've seen, but I just saw on Facebook a girl i went to HS with named her kid Briggston.

 

What's the difference between the princess name and the candidate name?

 

Just saw a family with Kroy, Kayden, and Kendyll

 

Chariti

 

Feels like a white wine name

 

Khajasmine

 

twins Jared and Dared

 

Sounds like she might be too shy shy.

 

Someone Dared them to name them

 

I don't believe this. I can't.

Is Jared the standard pronunciation? Does Dared rhyme or is it pronounced like the verb??

 

Maybe it’s Da Red like Eric the Red

 

Dare Red

 

kroy is an all-timer

 

Could have been worse, could have named him Noob

 

My head is having a hard time convincing itself that she doesn't have a bicycle wheel for legs

 

“Mersady”

 

I thought this was a made up day of the week dedicated to the ocean at first glance