Ranch Water

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Ranch Water

  1. Yes

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  2. No

    2.3%
  3. WTF is Ranch Water

    67.3%
  1. The Blackfish

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  3. marcus

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    Yes and yes
     
  4. devine

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  5. The Blackfish

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    Some people just like to watch the world burn
     
  6. bertwing

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    Explain this to me like I’m devine
     
  7. VTA

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    Guilty as charged
     
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  8. The Blackfish

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    There’s a movement sweeping america and it’s name is Ranch Water.

    juiced lime
    Tequila
    Topo Chico

    repeat all day.
     
  9. Thoros of Beer

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    OP was born yesterday
     
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  10. Joe Withabee

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    How does vodka soda lime not have a name yet?
     
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  11. Mix

    Mix I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi
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  12. Joe Withabee

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    I'm fairly certain the Chilton is the official cocktail of west tx
     
  13. bryix

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    had no idea what it was until I read the article. assumed it was some ranch-flavored sparkling water abomination. but that drink sounds nice and I love Topo Chico.
     
  14. TheFreak55

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    Putin Punch
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  15. HOOSINSC

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    i thought that was when you swirled some water in an empty Hidden Valley bottle and drank that before recycling it.
     
  16. dtx

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  17. marcus

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    You actually wet the rim of the drink with Hidden Valley and then dip in the powder mix for an extra bite.
     
  18. Joe Withabee

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    From the article it seems like a far west tx/Trans-Pecos thing
     
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  19. dtx

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    chilton is absolutely the drink of wtx
     
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  20. HOOSINSC

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    tbh when you started with wet the rim, i expected a different post out of you.
     
  21. Gallant Knight

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    V mediocre
     
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  22. dallasdawg

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  23. IHHH

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    it has, it’s called vodka soda lime
     
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  24. marcus

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  25. Dump

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    topo chico is gross tbh
     
  26. devine

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    I don’t get it
     
  27. bertwing

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    exactly
     
  28. Upton^2

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    Salt or sugar rim?

    Give me the ranch
     
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  29. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    1. Tastes great
    2. Getcha drunk
    3. No hangover
    10/10 will drink continuously
     
  30. El_Pato

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    And northern Mexico now
     
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  31. VTA

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    Wowowow
     
  32. devine

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    Good one lol
     
  33. marcus

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    Drinking another now. Had 128 ounces of that bitch yesterday.
     
  34. dtx

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    i’ll venmo someone $20 to livestream themselves drinking a bottle of ranch
     
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  35. Taques

    Taques please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad
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    another great thing (one of many!) to come out of west texas
     
  36. Taques

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    this is the worst thing ever written
     
  37. MoJo

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    Original or twist and lime flavor?
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  38. marcus

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  39. El_Pato

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    Lime, pinch of salt and a tajin rim
     
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  40. steamengine

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    Ranch Waters have always been a south Texas thing in my 20 years of drinking them.
     
    #40 steamengine, Apr 26, 2020
    Last edited: Apr 27, 2020
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  41. Boo MFer!

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    I’d like to write-in vote for “Lechnerd is fat.”
     
  42. TC

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    Absolut Ranch
     
  43. One Two

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    Had not heard of this but sounds good. I’ve also found topo Chico, vodka, and the juice of a large orange wedge to be a very satisfying summer cocktail
     
  44. NineteenNine

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    So, basically a minimalist margarita.
     
  45. NineteenNine

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    :laugh:

    :blech:
     
  46. BigRed

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    Mrs. BigRed made her first ever glass yesterday. I never heard of it until then, but was a big fan of the taste.
     
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  47. cdaysker

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    Ranch Water life is the best life
     
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  48. Doc Louis

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    Hope they create a name for vodka tonic lime next
     
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  49. Biship

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    Leaves me wanting a margarita but I like it as a vodka soda change
     
  50. Stagger Lee

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    Ranch Water has been my go-to cocktail for the last couple summers. Got to add the chili salt to the rim. And the soda water has to be Topo Chico or don't waste your time.

    I also enjoy adding a little agave or splash of Cointreau for a margarita/ranch water hybrid.
     
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