Ranch Water

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Ranch Water

  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  3. WTF is Ranch Water

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  1. HtownTide

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    Fully on board the Ranch Water train. The key is a shit ton of fresh lime juice IMO. I typically use 1-2 limes.

    Also if you are looking to mix things up try using the grapefruit topo chico.
     
  2. HtownTide

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    You would
     
  3. One Two

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  4. Mr Bulldops

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    Ok, i had to go more like 40/60 instead of 50/50 but I can definitely fuck with this. May have found a new tailgate drink.

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  5. Mr Bulldops

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    Wife’s reaction to Ranch Water

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  6. TexTide04

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    spoken like someone who hasn’t tried it.
     
  7. John McGuirk

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    Ok so I got some tequila and tried this tonight. Not bad but not sold yet. What type of tequila and how much lime juice did everyone put? Looking for ratios here
     
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  8. The Blackfish

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    One whole lime, fill your glass up with ice. Add tequila to the halfway point and the rest topo Chico.
     
  9. LickerMan

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    Use a decent sliver tequila.
    Doesn’t hurt to add some orange liqueur like Cointreau. Salt the rim with Tajin.
     
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  10. John McGuirk

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    you use a lowball glass?
     
  11. The Blackfish

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    I’m a purist but to each his own. Whatever you like I support.
     
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  12. The Blackfish

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    no... but you probably should
     
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  13. The Blackfish

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    last picture I took of a Ranch Water. Glassware courtesy of marcus
     
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  14. John McGuirk

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    Bitch fuck you
     
  15. John McGuirk

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    I got blanco but I wish I would’ve gotten reposado
     
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  16. xec

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    My opinion is the same. Reposado makes a better Ranch Water than Blanco.
     
  17. stringmusic24

    stringmusic24 Iconoclast, Aspiring Misanthrope

    Reposado makes everything better, IMO.
     
  18. Duval

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    Going to crush ranch waters all summer tbqh.

     
  19. LickerMan

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    Used Topo twist of lime this time. I like it!
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  20. Stagger Lee

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    That’s one handsome beverage
     
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  21. John McGuirk

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    Yep, sure enough I didn’t have enough lime. I have seen the light. And it is good
     
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  22. John McGuirk

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    I just voted yes in the poll by the way
     
  23. Lyrtch

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    blanco for mix, reposado for straight
     
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  24. marcus

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    Been drinking two a night. By “two” it’s from a 30oz tumbler
     
  25. atxhorn85

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    If your grocery store has fresh squeezed lime juice - like the kind they squeezed there - it’s a total game changer
     
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  26. Volholic16

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    Cheers to another weekend.

    The last few I’ve been using Avion blanco. It’s really solid.

    This has to be the ultimate summer drink.
     
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  27. BellottiBold

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    alternatively, juice your limes into a bottle (squeeze top YOLO) or jar once a week.
     
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  28. Lipp the Gay Liberal

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    Where’d you find this? No go at trader joes and Whole Foods.
     
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  29. wes tegg

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    I’ve started throwing in a splash of fever-tree pink grapefruit after a friend of my wife’s left some over here. It’s fantastic.

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  30. John McGuirk

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    That’s super gay and I’m all about it
     
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  31. Brandon Chicken

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    That’s pretty much a Paloma. Minus the sugar, I guess. I do the same and it’s great.
     
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  32. infected donkey

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    How’s my tequila collection looking?
     

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  33. atxhorn85

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    only a few HEB in all of austin do it as well as central market in austin It’s expensive but worth it - so good.

    as another poster said you can do it yourself but it’s a pain in ass and you need one of those juicer deals.
     
  34. Jorts

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  35. Jorts

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    Looks like you WAY overpaid for some pottery
     
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  36. Snakes

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    can i get Tapo Chico anywhere? The Blackfish is it available at my new Publix?

    Definitely been looking for more tequila drinks besides my homemade margs. Can't wait to give this a try.
     
  37. cdaysker

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    Whole Foods has it if you have any near you
     
  38. The Blackfish

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    Yes it’s at the Publix.

    It’s a marg without all the sugar. It’s flavor won’t necessarily blow you away but it’s refreshing. Which also makes it dangerous because you’ll drink a ton. But since you’re drinking so much water with no syrup it helps with the hangover.
     
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  39. Snakes

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    Can't wait

    my marg: 1 part lime juice, 1 part tequilla, 1 part cointreu, 1 part OJ

    no syrup and certainly not any of that nasty mix. but still loaded with sugar from the OJ and cointreau
     
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  40. Menelaus

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    Going from simple syrup to agave was a game changer for me. My go to lately:

    Juice Of half a grapefruit
    Juice of whole lime
    Mezcal (Del Maguey Vida)
    Cointreau
    Splash of Agave
    Shake, pour over ice and top with Grapefruit LaCroix.
     
  41. dallasdawg

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    i've got a bottle of del maguey waiting for me
     
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  42. TheFreak55

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    Jose especial, generic lime juice and grapefruit Topo :babyneedabottle:
     
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  43. Biship

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    Sweetened lime juice...
     
  44. Lipp the Gay Liberal

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    YUCK!
     
  45. Zap Branigan

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    Thread got me interested so grabbed some supplies earlier today.

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    Topo w/lime
    Fresh squeezed lime juice
    Agave syrup

    Is delish. Happy to join you Ranch Water fam.
     
  46. Lipp the Gay Liberal

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    I want fresh squeezed lime juice.

    :awshucks:
     
  47. Biship

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    you are yuck
     
  48. tne

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    90% of the alcohol I’ll consume this summer will be ranch water
     
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  49. TC

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    This shit good af :thumb: