Ranch Water

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by The Blackfish, Apr 26, 2020.

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Ranch Water

  1. Yes

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  2. No

    2.3%
  3. WTF is Ranch Water

    66.5%
  1. Biship

    Biship Well-Known Member
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    Oh that’s nice
     
  2. Biship

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    Got to be the saltiness of the mineral water

    assumed it would be like a soda or tonic taste but it’s delightfully different
     
  3. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    i see we have 94 virgins
     
  4. HotMic

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    Tequila to lime preference; 2:1?
     
  5. Stagger Lee

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    I like a splash of the triple sec
     
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  6. infected donkey

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    Depends if it's crappy tequila whether I thrown in some Cointreau. Otherwise just some lime juice works. Once the dew lifts and I get done mowing the lawn I'm going to alternate between these and Transfusions this afternoon.
     
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  7. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    infected donkey posting on tmb by 5p:

    “absurd c did she d she always reeve wgwkx. the w sox frey’s a elsie r shelf fo. a wild w rhodmcbaown ucla new”
     
  8. infected donkey

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    No that'll be about 8pm when the Jordan doc starts up.
     
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  9. Biship

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    Last night I was doing 2 jiggers tequila, 2 TC, 1 medium lime on top
     
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  10. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    do y’all actually measure stuff out?
     
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  11. Zack Zedalis

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    No
     
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  12. Bruce Bowen

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    I measure my alcohol. But idk if I even call it measuring cause its a tervis shot glass that is definitely bigger than a normal shot glass but I still do it for any drinks I make. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
     
  13. SP1

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    Just bought the last four 4-packs of Topo my grocery store had. It's going to be a day.
     
  14. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    If anyone is wondering how my day went I woke up at 6 AM the next day and there was DoorDash food sitting on my front porch but I had a minimal hangover so all in all I call that a win
     
  15. dallasdawg

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    :blessed:
     
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  16. The Blackfish

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    similar morning to cdaysker
     
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  17. hawk217

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    I don’t know what Ranch Water is and I fear change, voted accordingly
     
  18. Biship

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    I was hungover AF today

    but I didn’t eat much for dinner
     
  19. Fran Tarkenton

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    It paired well with the ribeyes I grilled today
     
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  20. BellottiBold

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    :laugh:
     
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  21. infected donkey

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    Bottle of tequila down, still going strong babe!
     
  22. ats

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    So I just take a huge gulp out of the bottle and add 2 oz of tequila back in and pop in a lime.

    lazy or genius?

    pro tip , usually Mexican grocery stores have plastic bottles of Topo Chico which are great for the pool or beach should they reopen in 2021.
     
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  23. The Banks

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    Who’s gonna send me some topo chico so I can try this concoction?
     
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  24. infected donkey

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    You can buy it on amazon.
     
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  25. NineteenNine

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    Where the fuck do you live that doesn’t have topo chico?
     
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  26. One Two

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    North Pole
     
  27. The Banks

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    12 miles north, technically
     
  28. NineteenNine

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    I guess I didn’t realize The Banks avi was that on the nose.
     
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  29. BellottiBold

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  30. Tommy Callahan

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    Jimmy Johns banned my roommates phone number freshman year because he would order and pass out in the bottom floor of the dorm
     
  31. Clown Baby

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    I once clocked JJs to Jon and my place at CP at 8 minutes from hanging up. Insane efficiency
     
  32. xec

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    That’s what I did. All I could get were the glass bottles. I bought six. They came in a 4-pack. To the outside of the pack they taped 2 bottles with something akin to Gorilla Tape. Was hell trying to unpack. I loved them though. And Ranch Water is a new favorite cocktail. My hat’s off to this thread for the heads-up. :heythere:
     
  33. southside

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    Did absolutely nothing today after these all day yesterday on the roof. Hits you out of no where
     
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  34. Tiffin

    Tiffin “Only time can give you mayonnaise.”
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    I can't get over this thread. Acting like tequila and soda is some revolutionary drink that's just been discovered.
     
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  35. Tommy Callahan

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    Neal Coleman was who I was talking about
     
  36. The Blackfish

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    It’s Topo Chico, and don’t forget the lime!
     
  37. cdaysker

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    Had six ranch water's last night, woke up feeling great. The magic elixir strikes again.
     
  38. TLAU

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    Tajin rim glass (and some shaken in the drink) make it great. I also have to put in a cointreau since my first ~100 ranch waters came from Ranch 616 here and they do more than basic lime juice
     
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  39. infected donkey

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    Look at this Cunty fella...
     
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  40. steamengine

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    I can’t believe these are now a thing but the pilgrims probably said the same about margaritas when we gave those to you too.
     
    #140 steamengine, May 12, 2020
    Last edited: May 14, 2020
  41. marcus

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    Raise your hand if you put the limes in the wrong way in the first few times of using the juicer. Don’t raise your hand if you’re a liar.

    *totally forgot to double up the lime and immediately added it upon first taste.
     
  42. DriveByBBQ

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    Recent beverage of choice has been my interpretation of the Baja Michelada;

    -1/4 glass of ice in a frozen pint (salted rim if you prefer, I usually pass on the salt)
    - 1 to 1.5 juiced lime
    - Negra Modelo
     
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  43. El_Pato

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    That's a pretty good michelada combo, I like to use Indio though
     
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  44. DriveByBBQ

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    I’m not familiar, please elaborate.

    and yeah, I never thought I’d enjoy beer on ice but here we are.
     
  45. El_Pato

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    Just a different semi dark beer from Mexico. It's been around in Mexico for years but recently started distributing in the US
     
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  46. DriveByBBQ

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    My buddy who is a distributor said there’s about to be a major Mexican beer shortage so stock up while you can.
     
  47. One Two

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    You like the 1800? Currently taking recs for best prices tequila for the money. Never been a big tequila guy and about from Patron I’m ignorant on the subject
     
  48. Tommy Callahan

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    Manufacturers get shut down in Mexico?
     
  49. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    I like Casamigos.
     
  50. cdaysker

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    So far, Espolon is probably my favorite of the less expensive tequilas and it's widely distributed so you should be able to find it. My local store currently has Casamigos on sale for $39 so I've bought every bottle they have because that's about $8-$10 cheaper than normal. Casamigos is far and away my favorite tequila I've had too.