Ranch Water

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by The Blackfish, Apr 26, 2020.

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Ranch Water

  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  3. WTF is Ranch Water

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  1. infected donkey

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    Currently on #3 for the day.
     
  2. infected donkey

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    #6, I sprinkled a few beers in between.
     
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  3. TC

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    Next morning update: not hungover :blessed:
     
  4. El_Pato

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    Going to drink some in the afternoon to cure the cruda
     
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  5. marcus

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    Two handles of 1800 down at the lake, Thursday morning until Sunday evening.
     
  6. John McGuirk

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    Drank a couple tonight. I find that the ice sphere works quite well in this context. Need some more limes and Topo Chico. More to come
     
  7. TimJimothy

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    You fellers that can't find freshly squeezed lime juice in the store are really making me wonder if it isn't time for the virus to just finish its job.
     
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  8. DuffandMuff

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    Started with four ranch waters at a friend's house on Friday afternoon. Didn't return to my house until 10AM Monday morning.
     
  9. BigRed

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    I made a couple ranch waters last night and plan on having them, Mexican mules, and margaritas at the beach next week. Question is, what tequila should I get? I’m interested in trying something new to me, maybe Casa Noble Reposado. Any suggestions?
     
  10. Volholic16

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    Yes. Right now.
     
  11. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Been making them with Casa Amigos Blanco for a month or so now and I'm in love. Bought some Casa Amigos Reposado to try this weekend though at TMB's recommendation. Thanks for everything you do for my quality of life, The-Mainboard.com!
     
  12. Zack Zedalis

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    Weekend engaged!
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  13. THEBLUERAIDER

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  14. Fusiontegra

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  15. TheFreak55

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    I want to try the Casamigos but it’s twice the price of Espolón and I just can’t pull the trigger. Currently drinking a bastardized Ranch Water with bourbon barrel age Espolón.
     
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  16. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    I just grabbed Casa Amigos the first time and figured I'd stick with it for the sake of conducting a blanco vs. reposado experiment. I'm still baffled by George Clooney's ass turning a $600,000 investment into probably a hundred million dollars while having this stuff made. I don't know what makes a good tequila but I definitely know what shitty tequila tastes like and I wanted nothing to do with it so I wound up with this.
     
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  17. TheFreak55

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    Same on not understanding tequila, the bourbon barrel age has a difference but not sure an extra $10 worth
     
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  18. The Blackfish

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    Stop calling it Casa Amigos
     
  19. Barves2125

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    The house of friends they call it.
     
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  20. Mix

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    I like Casamigos but its a pretty cheap product because they use a diffusor so its a cheaper product to make by a lot.
     
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  21. Zack Zedalis

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    Do we tell you how to popsicle?
     
  22. DuffandMuff

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    Casa Noble is one of my favorites.

    I have been using Altos Blanco and Reposado. Highly rated and on the cheaper end. It's a great option when I know I'll be ripping through a bottle in a day between ranch waters and taking shots with friends.
     
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  23. TC

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    This is so much better than last summers Naturday fad
     
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  24. Zack Zedalis

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    This isn’t a fad, friend l, it is a way of life! Very similar to your trucker hat IMO.
     
  25. Duval

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    Naturdays sucks. Ranch water is life.
     
  26. BigRed

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    that’s exactly my plan! Grab a bottle of Altos because it is the best under $30, and then a nicer bottle like Casa Noble or JaJa for the first few drinks.
     
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  27. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Naturdays most certainly do not suck, especially at the beach.
     
  28. Lipp the Gay Liberal

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    Take it to the Naturday thread, nerd.
     
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  29. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Cool.
     
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  30. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Only halfway into my first but I think I like the Reposado more than Blanco. Caso Migos makes some pretty decent tequila, I tell you.
     
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  31. GGCD

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    First ranch water. The tajin is a must imo.
     
  32. Keef

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    Joined the Ranch Water movement today. Quite delightful! Went with the Epsolon and Topo Chico with lime after reading the thread and I’m impressed.
     
  33. Where Eagles Dare

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    OK. Im Jumping on the band wagon. Never paid attention to this thread. I love some Topo Chico.

    Got some Espolon Anejo and limes. Gonna test run this tonight
     
  34. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Give it a go while it's still light out IYAM. Helps you appreciate how refreshing the beverage really is when the hot sun is still above you.
     
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  35. Where Eagles Dare

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    It's summer in the south. It'll be warm into the night
     
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  36. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    I'm not sure you're ready for everything ranch water has to offer.
     
  37. Where Eagles Dare

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    I think I'm going to go with a copper mug for extra cold refreshment
     
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  38. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    You've come so far in such a short time. Welcome!
     
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  39. Zack Zedalis

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    I’m on about 84oz right meow
     
  40. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Made two ranch waters at once earlier so I could get back in a pool and not have to get out to make my next one. Put the spare in the freezer and it froze shockingly quickly. Now enjoying the limiest slushy I've ever had and it's not so bad.
     
  41. One Two

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    I refuse to drink a Mexican based liquor beverage on America’s birthday*

    *Psych I’m making one right now. Just finished up yard work and threw on some ribs, it’s time for refreshment
     
  42. BudKilmer

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    Hello I’d like to welcome myself to the show.

    I’m all in on team ranch water
     
  43. TC

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    Met former user arkadin. Even he is drinking ranch water
     
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  44. Zack Zedalis

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    Kiss him for me & tell him that I miss our love
     
  45. War Grundle

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    Had them for the first time last Saturday and I’m hooked. Wife tried it for the first time today and loves it.
     
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  46. TC

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    He has 4 grills
     
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  47. Zack Zedalis

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    I miss you too
     
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  48. The Blackfish

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    everyone has had a ride

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  49. Zack Zedalis

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    It’s true
     
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  50. marcus

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    ...all of it.