Snowpacolypse 2021 - Texas Edition

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  1. texasraider

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    yes
     
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  2. fucktx

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    absolutely
     
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  3. fucktx

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    people get cocky and don’t think the roads are bad then bam black ice
     
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  4. dome foam

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    I have dumb newbie question re: pipes.
    I've covered my bases with all outside pipes and faucets. I've got an older house not well insulated. Should I run (drip) a hot and cold water faucet in my house? TIA.
     
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  5. dump

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    Texas
     
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  6. texasraider

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    My FIL, who is a typical old man, told me he is shutting off the water at the main and draining all pipes for a couple days at least. He had a disaster on his hands the last time we got in the single digits. We'll see if my MIL murders him in their waterless home
     
  7. steamengine

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  8. dome foam

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    I certainly understand doing this in the hill country if you are pier and beam. My pipes are in my attic. I am in Houston, where the low will probably been in the teens for one day.
     
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  9. Duck70

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    If we make the roads safer, these trauma center workers won't have jobs!
     
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  10. TC

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  11. HotMic

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    I get infuriated when roads are obviously icy and some dickhead trucker comes barreling past me doing 65 on the interstate.
     
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  12. fucktx

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    this kid that works for me is taking full advantage of the ice out today

    i don’t work from the office but he does and sends me this email

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  13. fsugrad99

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  14. TLAU

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    GF also missed the huge wreck on her way down to Ft Worth today. Helping her daughter move into a new apartment. After seeing the wreck news I asked if that was still happening and the movers are apparently still showing up at 2pm to load up and take her shit to the place.
     
  15. Tiffin

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    If you're going to have multiple days where it doesn't go above freezing, I'd rather be safe than sorry and run a drip overnight. Certainly run a drip the night its in the teens.

    I'm not am expert at all. But its about the prolonged time below freezing.
     
  16. GoodForAnother

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    it’s difficult to understand when you’re from the north but as someone who lived down there you have to understand 1) these cities own no equipment to mitigate winter weather and 2) no one there has any idea how to drive in it because it only happens once every five years

    I am sure the news stations have been blaring about it but the reality is most of these folks just don’t understand how dangerous it can be
     
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  17. jokewood

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    yikes

     
  18. fucktx

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    those accident vids are everywhere now

    imagine finding out your family member died because you watched a video on the internet before someone could tell you

    jesus
     
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  19. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Holy fucking shit. Been 5 years since I moved back but I'm guessing that would easily be the coldest temperature there since I originally moved there in 2009.

    Also that car/18 wheeler wreck video was incredibly upsetting.
     
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  20. bro

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    That video was brutal. Failure by so many people involved to lead to that moment.
     
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  21. steamengine

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    It’s gonna be 18 degrees here on Monday. Highways here are like 50% overpasses. Errbody wrecking.
     
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  22. fucktx

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    oh god snow in houston too

    we might break some kind of record for most wrecks by a state in a day
     
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  23. Duck70

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    Yes all of this, but also the biggest aspect is that ice is more slick at 32 degrees than it is at 20 degrees.

    I would much rather drive on a completely frozen sheet than drive on rain that has frozen.
     
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  24. Gert B Frobe

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    FedEx Bob gave 0 fucks.
     
  25. Pokes

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    Just noticed the entire pileup looks like it was in the express lanes. Two lanes with minimal shoulders, concrete barriers on each side, and a 75 mph speed limit.

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  26. bro

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    hopefully no one was in the VW bug or the white vehicle crumpled above it. But I think we know that is unlikely.
     
  27. a.tramp

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    Seems somewhat relevant. Made me chuckle.

     
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  28. WillySaliba

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    I dont know the science behind it because I never questioned it. However as a young person there was always a watch of the weather once it started getting cold. As soon as it gets below freezing unhook your outside hose if you have it hooked up still. That's generally where your going to fuck your pipes up quickest. So if your hose is still hooked up, do yourself a favor now.

    Also yeah ice is the worst. But I lived in two places where I never drove in ice, sleet or snow. Washington State Olympia area and then Raleigh Durham area. It's dangerous everywhere of course, just that it happens so frequently in both locations that no one is in any way shape or form equipped to maintain the roads.
     
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  29. WillySaliba

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    Also good luck warm weather bros.
     
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  30. texasraider

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    Yes on express lanes. I was donating $240/month to those express lanes before covid and it was worth every penny
     
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  31. Handcuffed

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    what are you supposed to do in that situation? i imagine you want to get out of the car and get to the shoulder (or maybe the front of the pileup) but its a freeway with people driving fast so there could be debris or further wreckage coming behind you. i would imagine you want to be inside a car if that happens.
     
  32. Emma

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    Stay in your car until the possibility of cars continuing to pile up diminishes and brace yourself as best possible
     
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  33. bertwing

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    Bruh, we’re getting at least 3-4” of snow on both Monday and Wednesday.

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    Lows of 3, zero and -4? So much for global warming!
     
  34. Bo Pelinis

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    Bruh I’m getting the fuck out of the car and running to the side of the road. Imagine seeing an out of control semi coming at you in the rear view mirror. Fuck every bit of that. That’s how tons of people die every year.
     
  35. Emma

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    Yeah but you do that and you're likely smashed between two cars considering you'll A be running on ice and B likely needing to jump or climb over cars. It always looks like there's mere seconds before another car crashes.
     
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  36. Emma

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    Maybe it's a likely damned if you do, likely damned if you don't
     
  37. THF

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    This seems overly dramatic.



    what do I know though
     
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  38. Emma

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    Sounds like a normal winter up here
     
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  39. Handcuffed

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    right, i get this

    but

    there's this. getting pinned between cars sounds in freezing weather sounds horrific.
     
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  40. El_Pato

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    Maybe, they're probably being over cautious after the shit show txdot had to go through when i10 was shut down for 8 hours after the junction with i20 after Christmas
     
  41. ned's head

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    Seems like if you get pinned by sliding cars at 50+mph, you probably won't feel the temperature
     
  42. Bo Pelinis

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    I’d worry reaction time wouldn’t be nearly enough before you got smashed or getting froggered after jumping out.
     
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  43. devine

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    Being on the side of the interstate on foot isn’t safe either
     
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  44. THF

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    What do you mean?

     
  45. El_Pato

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    I had to change out two belts on my 86 f150, on i35w south of Alvarado, after spring break +10 years ago. Don't know how I didn't die
     
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  46. Pelican

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  47. THF

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    It uses a peak based model so at prime traffic times the costs go up to use the express lanes. One through Dallas on 635 is like $5 for say 10 miles or so each way. It can get pricy to say the least. Texas is no stranger to toll roads so most are used to it.
     
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  48. Truman

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    Dump can skate.... sort of

     
  49. Gallant Knight

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    :)
     
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