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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Celemo, Feb 11, 2016.
A bammer knows how to handle a dick, shocker
is that really the best you can do? Take that old weak ass shit to the nursing home. Just watch out for Robert Earl Jr the 3rd
hey I got more bars than you bertfag, clearly I am superior
you are stupid
this guy is a staff member?
for the porn board that died years ago
guy is such a loser that none of the hundreds of pervs on here even want to converse w/ him on the porn board
Kendall has a boyfriend at school, his name is Israel. The Capital of Israel is Jerusamyfistinhisface
candid footage of user Celemo tomorrow night
I figure I need a few years mentally to prepare for boys with cars.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when some dude shows up in a van to take your daughter out
There are so many dumb things I did between 16-22, God help me if 1/10 of them come back to me.
Had a girl 6 months ago. Rooting super hard she ends up a lesbian. Teaching her about Eleanor Roosevelt, softball, Subarus and Melissa Etheridge.
She's def gonna join a sorority
Haha, I'd do the same, but they are clearly advanced. My son caught my daughter, who is 4yo, clearly lying her ass off, with visual tells, but she adjusted fire like it was the 68 Tet Offensive to get out of trouble and keep that $2 toy.
Yeah but they can only get pregnant every year or so, a son can get God knows how many pregnant in no time. Either way, It's a lose lose situation lol
I’m now the newest member of this thread. It’s insanely terrifying and awesome all at once
i went to make a hot lesbian joke and googled some pics and got distracted. so there's that.
Hi, yes, I have a 1 month old daughter. Pls help TIA
Buy a gun.
Kendall Age 11 update: she’s a bitch
My 4 yo boy is a complete asshole. If the idea that you pay it forward with boys, I've got the next Tebow in my house. (minus the gay, maybe...and the football)
Girls age 10 and 2, both bitches at varying levels.
My brother has 2 girls (and luckily a 2 year old boy as well).
The last time I visited them the now 6 year old told me about her 3 boyfriends at school. I was terrified for my brother at the level of knowledge she has compared to me....when I was like 13. The internet man...they learn too much, too fast.
My daughter is 7 and might be the only family member that likes me
Will be joining this club in March.
My daughter's homecoming date for this weekend is now her boyfriend . Fortunately he was at my house when the Falcons lost the Super Bowl so he got to see the drunken meltdown that ensued. He thinks I'm completely unhinged and I'd like to keep it that way.
thats the dad i aspire to be some day
my daughter is age 9, is this my future?
Joined this club last week and these are my exact sentiments.
Congrats dblplay1212 !!!
Celemo I assume Kendall is no longer doing NBA fan art?
For the time being, no. She’s currently focusing on a collab project with Meatball...They’re creating a comic book.
Kendall went to her first "dance" last Friday. Was an afterschool dance/party that ended @ 4pm. She did ask Israel to the dance beforehand, he accepted. She dressed to the nines that day, he showed up in a t-shirt & sweatpants, she was pissed...I'm beginning to like this fucking guy
Kendall turns 13 on Tuesday, tonight was her 1st co-ed bday party. Mrs. Celemo and I can sleep soundly because the boys she hangs with are harmless geeks. Bullet Dodged...for now
Geeks are the new jocks. Fortnite and chill is the new Netflix and chill
These kids made Tobias & devine look like Rico Suaves...I’m not worried
Sounds like she's going to be swooning over their clever cultural references in no time
I was a total geek (still am) and had my first lay at 14. Which terrifies me because I also have a 13 year old girl.
Its always the ones you least expect.
My son just went to one, it was so odd sounding to me since when I was his age all I wanted to do was get laid and smoke pot
But these kids played games and he took his guitar and they sat around singing and stuff
I said maybe
Sounds like he's starting a cult.
Kid will slay. Bitches love guitars.
5 year old daughter had a boy following her around the playground. 8 year old daughter went up to said boy and said “be careful talking to her, my dad will punch your dad.” Kid started crying.
Older daughter should have at least given him directions to the nearest Publix.
you're gonna be the one that saaaaaves meee,
and after allllll...
I was away from my daughter for the first time for more than a night this past week. I was busy all week so its not like I was sitting in my room crying about it. But last night they picked me up at the airport way past her bedtime. She was asleep but heard my voice when I got in the car. She woke up and started saying daddy over and over. Got out and walked to her door and she was just cheese smiling. One of the better experiences of my life.