So You Have A Daughter....

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Celemo, Feb 11, 2016.

  1. bertwing

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    A bammer knows how to handle a dick, shocker
     
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  2. 00:06:00

    00:06:00 Didnt like me then, gonna hate me now
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    is that really the best you can do? Take that old weak ass shit to the nursing home. Just watch out for Robert Earl Jr the 3rd
     
  3. 00:06:00

    00:06:00 Didnt like me then, gonna hate me now
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    hey I got more bars than you bertfag, clearly I am superior
     
  4. bertwing

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    you are stupid
     
  5. bigred77

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    this guy is a staff member?
     
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  6. bertwing

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    for the porn board that died years ago

    guy is such a loser that none of the hundreds of pervs on here even want to converse w/ him on the porn board :loldog:
     
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  7. Celemo

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    Kendall has a boyfriend at school, his name is Israel. The Capital of Israel is Jerusamyfistinhisface
     
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  8. skiedfrillet

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  9. herb.burdette

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  10. Celemo

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    I'm gonna laugh so hard when some dude shows up in a van to take your daughter out
     
  11. herb.burdette

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  12. Futureman

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    Had a girl 6 months ago. Rooting super hard she ends up a lesbian. Teaching her about Eleanor Roosevelt, softball, Subarus and Melissa Etheridge.
     
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  13. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    She's def gonna join a sorority
     
  14. Dutch

    Dutch Make it easy on yourself Dutch

    Haha, I'd do the same, but they are clearly advanced. My son caught my daughter, who is 4yo, clearly lying her ass off, with visual tells, but she adjusted fire like it was the 68 Tet Offensive to get out of trouble and keep that $2 toy.
     
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  15. Martian00

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    Yeah but they can only get pregnant every year or so, a son can get God knows how many pregnant in no time. Either way, It's a lose lose situation lol
     
  16. TheSkeeter

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    I’m now the newest member of this thread. It’s insanely terrifying and awesome all at once
     
  17. dome foam

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    i went to make a hot lesbian joke and googled some pics and got distracted. so there's that.
     
  18. Bruce Wayne

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    Hi, yes, I have a 1 month old daughter. Pls help TIA
     
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  19. Tiffin

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    Buy a gun.
     
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  20. Celemo

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    Kendall Age 11 update: she’s a bitch
     
  21. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    My 4 yo boy is a complete asshole. If the idea that you pay it forward with boys, I've got the next Tebow in my house. (minus the gay, maybe...and the football)
     
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  22. Baron

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    Girls age 10 and 2, both bitches at varying levels.
     
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  23. OZ

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    Lol...

    My brother has 2 girls (and luckily a 2 year old boy as well).

    The last time I visited them the now 6 year old told me about her 3 boyfriends at school. I was terrified for my brother at the level of knowledge she has compared to me....when I was like 13. The internet man...they learn too much, too fast.
     
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  24. blind dog

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    My daughter is 7 and might be the only family member that likes me
     
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  25. wes tegg

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    THEHEBREW1 :warn: :warn: :warn:
     
  26. wes tegg

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  27. OhioHoo

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  28. Chipper>Jeter

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    My daughter's homecoming date for this weekend is now her boyfriend :tebow:. Fortunately he was at my house when the Falcons lost the Super Bowl so he got to see the drunken meltdown that ensued. He thinks I'm completely unhinged and I'd like to keep it that way.
     
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  29. bigred77

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    thats the dad i aspire to be some day
     
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  30. Lefthook

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    my daughter is age 9, is this my future?
     
  31. Celemo

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    Yes
     
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  32. Russellin4885

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    Joined this club last week and these are my exact sentiments.
     
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  33. Lenin

    Lenin sometimes you need to break a few eggs
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  34. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Celemo I assume Kendall is no longer doing NBA fan art?
     
  35. Celemo

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    For the time being, no. She’s currently focusing on a collab project with Meatball...They’re creating a comic book.
     
  36. dblplay1212

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  37. Celemo

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    Kendall went to her first "dance" last Friday. Was an afterschool dance/party that ended @ 4pm. She did ask Israel to the dance beforehand, he accepted. She dressed to the nines that day, he showed up in a t-shirt & sweatpants, she was pissed...I'm beginning to like this fucking guy
     
  38. Celemo

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    Kendall turns 13 on Tuesday, tonight was her 1st co-ed bday party. Mrs. Celemo and I can sleep soundly because the boys she hangs with are harmless geeks. Bullet Dodged...for now
     
  39. AlternativeFactsRule

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  40. Celemo

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    These kids made Tobias & devine look like Rico Suaves...I’m not worried
     
  41. Joe_Pesci

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    Sounds like she's going to be swooning over their clever cultural references in no time
     
  42. Jim Brockmire

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    I was a total geek (still am) and had my first lay at 14. Which terrifies me because I also have a 13 year old girl.

    Its always the ones you least expect.
     
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  43. AIP

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    My son just went to one, it was so odd sounding to me since when I was his age all I wanted to do was get laid and smoke pot

    But these kids played games and he took his guitar and they sat around singing and stuff
     
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  44. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit But the second mouse gets the cheese
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    I said maybe
     
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  45. backinblack23

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    Sounds like he's starting a cult.
     
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  46. Jim Brockmire

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    Kid will slay. Bitches love guitars.
     
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  47. BudKilmer

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    5 year old daughter had a boy following her around the playground. 8 year old daughter went up to said boy and said “be careful talking to her, my dad will punch your dad.” Kid started crying.

    :ahh:
     
  48. Matt Foley

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    Older daughter should have at least given him directions to the nearest Publix.
     
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  49. CloudBerry

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    you're gonna be the one that saaaaaves meee,

    and after allllll...
     
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  50. dblplay1212

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    I was away from my daughter for the first time for more than a night this past week. I was busy all week so its not like I was sitting in my room crying about it. But last night they picked me up at the airport way past her bedtime. She was asleep but heard my voice when I got in the car. She woke up and started saying daddy over and over. Got out and walked to her door and she was just cheese smiling. One of the better experiences of my life.
     
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