stupid shit you see on ESPN

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  1. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  2. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  3. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    What did he say about the Nigerian bball team?
     
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    PAHokie Can't a bitch living say I bought her Michael Kors
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  7. Fran Tarkenton

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    hope Maria got paid by NBC
     
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    Rachel Nichols gonna end up doing “an uncomfortable conversation” with Emmanuel Acho in no time :laugh:
     
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  9. bro

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  11. Thoros of Beer

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    Day is in over his head
     
  12. $P1

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    Damn right you can't spell sausage with USA
     
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  14. bro

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  16. bro

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    absolutely ending up at Barstool
     
  17. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    Stephen A got Max Kellerman booted from First Take, allegedly. Kellerman is now going to be the morning radio guy with Jay Williams and Keyshawn, and will also have some kind of afternoon TV show that might kick either HQ or Jalen & Jacoby off the air.

    Rumors are that First Take with basically be SAS arguing with former athletes on the payroll, and also maybe Michael Irvin.
     
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  18. IV

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    Michael Irvin don’t play
     
  19. Gambler

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    I just can't understand how SAS has gotten so much pull at ESPN. I can't stomach watching him and his schtick.
     
  20. bro

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    It is hilarious. Unsure why they let him call his own shows tho.
     
  21. $P1

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    Not stupid, just peculiar.....Turner and Hooch is airing on ESPN2 right now
     
  22. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Disney has a new series based on the movie. Not sure that really explains it but maybe a bit less random
     
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  23. Gallant Knight

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    Why would barstool hire her
     
  24. RSK

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    This should be in the stupid shit you see on not ESPN by ESPN people but sadly that thread doesn't exist

    Sage Steele talking to Jay Cutler of all people saying Obama claiming to be black is fascinating because his black father wasn't around. And the lady that gave her the vaccine made it hurt on purpose because she thought she waa candace owens.



    Never forget this is the lady that wrote a whole essay how our society was deteriorating during the Trump muslim ban....not because of the ban but because she was inconvenienced at the airport for a few hours by people that were protesting the ban.
     
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  25. JonathanCoachman

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    A shame because I’ve always thought she’s gorgeous.
     
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  26. IvanTheTerrible

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    Nothing gets fly over country America harder than a black person saying "I'm black and I don't think racism is real"
     
  27. Shinzon

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    ESPN’s social media really wants us all to know this Kentucky LB has six fingers.
     
  28. wes tegg

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    They’re doing a segment on Caleb Williams winning the Heisman.
     
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  29. ButchCassidy

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    He’s as bad as Corso.
     
  30. bro

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    Hey, don’t say anything mean about corso
     
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    Bama plays #21 and unranked Auburn, we play the 6th and 7th ranked teams. Keep cooking those books boys!

    [​IMG]
     
  32. Gallant Knight

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    Michigan and Michigan state are 4-5 win teams in the SEC
     
  33. bro

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    if my team was 5th in the SEC west, I would also say some bullshit like that
     
  34. ScFan27

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  35. TC

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    Get that circulation going right!
     
  36. bro

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    Oh I’ve got a tip for him alright
     
  37. War Grundle

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    He’ll be a step a head of the competition.
     
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  38. TC

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    TMB can’t wait for the football pants closeup videos
     
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  39. ScFan27

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    Why didn’t you teach us this on the first day of class Freshman year??!
     
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  40. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Would have been nice to know that all those times I worked outdoor sports in the winter and late fall.
     
  41. miles

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    Is there something wrong with that, that I'm not aware of?
     
  43. bro

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    the x and y axis need to be flipped. badly
     
  44. miles

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    The dependent variable is on the X axis and the independent Y. If he was scoring 25 PPG this year his improvement would look like it was leveling off.

    The graph also starts at 5 instead of zero. It's a graph that would fail a middle school exam.
     
  45. HotMic

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    If he was averaging more the line would be flatter. They should switch the x and y.
     
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    Y'all right, I'm dumb
     
  47. Shawn Hunter

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    Did they have a kindergartner make that graph?
     
  48. HotMic

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    Tonight’s game preview for Cleveland @ Indiana:

    “INDIANA TOP PERFORMERS: Caris LeVert is averaging 19.7 points and 5.0 rebounds while shooting 44.5% over the last 10 games for Indiana.”
     
  49. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  50. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Don’t think MLS fans can complain anymore