Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

yeah, that is not the person you want to square up against in the grocery store. That bitch who messed up with your gf was probably unaware of the danger she was getting herself into. Reminds me of people taking selfies with wild animals a little

:)

 

I was explicitly told by Ethan I couldn't read or post in this thread but I apparently have a one time allowance to respond to these allegations

It wasn't just a body check, it was a comical level of her overtly shouldering me. I thought possibly she was maybe just on her phone or something and ran into me, which would have been fine, not the case, just a terrible person and if we were in the Viking era I would have had her make the square

I'm still mad about it

 

The next time something like this happens you will have learned your lesson, swing hard and fast because if you do not you will regret it for a while

 

Of all the stories you’ve told, this one is by far the most outlandish to me unless you like banged her boy/girlfriend in the past

 

Oh it happened, Ethan left work to rush to me because he thought I was about to get arrested

 

I was easily at this level

 

i completely understand, I hate people that can’t behave normally in a social setting. How hard is it to not bump into someone, hold the door open a little longer to help the next person, not clog up the alleys with your stuff…

i am getting mad right now

 

I have to assume your interactions with Los Angeles women and how they treat other women have been limited

 

To Wyoming's credit, everyone is a sweetheart, LA.....total dicks

 

She should have done it. MLS beating some chick with cuts of meat would have gone viral.

 

Wife asked me to pick up moving boxes from someone on buy nothing. She says “they want to know if you want them broken down or not”. I said yeah definitely broken down, I can’t fit more than a few of them in our car if not.
I get there and there’s a mountain of unbroken down boxes in the driveway. I call my wife and I’m like did you ask them to break them down? She’s like oh well I told her you could just take a look and maybe see first before doing that.

These things were taped to fuck and I didn’t even bring a blade.

 

I’m a Midwestern boy, just simple living out here.

 

I catsit a lion, this ranks above that for you?

 

I'm out, Ethan doesn't want me to ruin the thread

 

what the hell Eathan Edwards

 

Just trust me - it would ruin the thread and be unrelatable to virtually everyone else on the board.

It's for the best Dump.

 

let us be the judge of this

 

I mean, this is a thread for complaining about your gf. If she’s going to stay, she better get to complaining about the other one.

 

Fine - y'all will get what you requested I can assure you. Check the SEC thread if you don't believe me.

 

she has been nothing but a breath of fresh air in the SEC thread tho

 

I don't think I've argued with our gf a single time other than food decisions. But her texts pop up on her computer so we were in bed together and I saw what this one girl she works with was texting her and she's clearly trying to poach, I will make the fucking square bitch

 

do you know how to start a YouTube channel?

 

I'm not typically this heated, still reeling from Bristol Farms and the Ole Miss performance

I'll be normal in a day I promise

 

I feel like for a southern Italian, making someone is a good thing

 

i am far from the judging, I get heated over the dumbest things.

 

Yes. I have no frame of reference for a lot of the crazy stuff y’all post. I’ve spent plenty of the time at the grocery however.

 

next time MLS needs to bring the lion to the grocery store, I bet nobody will arm tackle her.

problem solved

 

Doubt she waits for the butcher either

 

I'd have kept driving and told your wife to deal with that nonsense.

 

My mom is visiting for the week. Her and my wife get along great, but a week with the MIL is a lot. My wife was annoyed at a conversation they had this morning. Apparently she sent my mom a bitchy text that was supposed to go to me. Gonna be lit when I get home.

 

I think your wife sexted your mom.

 

We're gonna need to see that text.

 

My in laws are here visiting for 6 weeks. They’re great and I love them. Just got here Saturday and my MIL is already doing things that annoy me. She can’t see one dirty dish in the sink, so is always washing something. And she wants to wash clothes every day. My water bill skyrockets when they are here. She also loves leaving doors open (front/deck/garage).

 

Fuck this nice lady for trying to be helpful

 

My Mom once sent a text to my wife talking shit about her that was meant for someone else. That was fun.

 

I know, right. Obviously not complaining about her helping out. However, you can be helpful without being wasteful.

 

My wife sent my family a group text that said “come up here and fuck me before this kid wakes up”. No adverse reactions, but a bunch of laughter. If she would have sent that to her family we never would have seen them again.

 

this is the danger of family group texts

 

Idk about how ritzy establishments in their neck of the woods operate, but I have friends that live on Mercer Island (rich as fuck suburb of Seattle) and had the misfortune of needing to go to a store. Motherfuckers will look at you to quickly assess your general net worth to determine if they’re even going to move their cart out of the way. Never been more pissed off in my life as they clearly saw too much Yakima in me and promptly ignored me

 

One of my friends in college left a drunk voicemail for another female friend who he had hooked up with, suggesting they go for another round. I guess he had her family's home phone number saved as the primary

 

I texted her family that I was going to pick up a new bowl and then I would be home so we could play CoD back in the day. Luckily none of them except her brother knew what I was talking about and he texted me on the side so I could play it cool when they started asking wtf I was talking about. It’s a dangerous game.

 

That’s a 90s kid problem right there

 

Me and the gf have basically the same phone cover and we accidentally took each other's phones, she's about 30 miles away so I just said merge me in anytime you get a call so I can handle it and I'll do the same.

She has definitely read all my texts now

 

So is she using your tmb account as well?

 

No, gf not allowed on TMB so far

 

I don't have a good text story, but I did give my MIL access to my google drive recipes. Hope she's cooked this pork dish that I'm making tonight

Spoiler: directions

Dip those fuckers in egg and bread crumbs and bake in the oven for 20 minutes at 425 degrees.

 

Yes you’re talking to that one now

 

But I've definitely got some texts I would love to have deleted

 

Hey now, we’ve cleaned up a bit.