Taylor Sheridan Thread

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  1. The Milkman

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    Sicario was the best he’s done. I was living a half mile from the border in S Texas in 2015 when it hit theaters. Film was basically perfect
     
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  2. TrustyPatches

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    She’s beautiful tho so she gets a pass
     
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  3. Biff Bridges

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    Meh. The entire last season of Yellowstone was him jerking off to himself riding cutting horses and letting the storyline go to shit. He’s a try hard, wanna be cowboy. Fuck him for ruining an amazing start to a show like Yellowstone. The dialogue he wrote for his own character is laughably bad to anyone that’s actually been in that world.
     
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  4. TheFreak55

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  5. Gert B Frobe

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    "we don't sell no god damn trouts"
     
  6. TheFreak55

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    Going off like this on the internet while calling someone a try hard is well a choice
     
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  7. TrustyPatches

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    I don’t think you’re gonn get any arguments that he didn’t dry fuck Yellowstone. That doesn’t change how great his catalogue is otherwise
     
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  9. TheFreak55

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    I don’t leave the house much so only when I walk by a mirror
     
  10. Clown Baby

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    Who is the “he” here?
     
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  11. Clown Baby

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    If Biff is talking about Sheridan, I would say it’s entirely within his power to “ruin” the show that he created (and I’ve only seen a little of Yellowstone)
     
  12. The Milkman

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    I’ve watched Sicario at least 15 times
     
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  13. Clown Baby

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    Hey, I rent a little house in town. If you wanna stop by and finish this conversation, you're welcome anytime.

    Oh, I'd like that. I'll be seeing you.

    Yeah. Soon I hope. I'm ready to be done with this.

    You'll never be done with it no matter what. It's gonna haunt you, son, for the rest of your days. But you won't be alone. It's gonna haunt me too.

    If you stop by, maybe I'll give you peace.

    Maybe. Maybe I'll give it to you.
     
  14. TrustyPatches

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    So fuckin good. Just an endless amount of stellar actors
     
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  15. Clown Baby

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    So what don’t you want?
     
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  16. poor paul

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    Hell or High Water is better
     
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  17. Biff Bridges

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    Who else would I be talking about in a thread titled “Taylor Sheridan?”

    Same with the dipshits that ruined Game of Thrones. They definitely have the power to ruin what they created, but they shouldn’t be praised for it.
     
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  18. TheFreak55

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    Grumpy old man over here
     
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  19. TrustyPatches

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    I don’t think CB is aware of how much TS fucked up Yellowstone. The writing may actually not be his worst sin from that show
     
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  20. poor paul

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    He definitely made himself look like a cowboy god for the 4th season.
     
  21. Clown Baby

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    “I’m a Comanche. Do you know what that means? It means ‘enemy to everyone.’”

    “You know what that makes me? A Comanche.”
     
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  22. Biff Bridges

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    [​IMG]
     
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  23. The Milkman

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    No, your mom is better
     
  24. poor paul

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    High praise if she’s better than that movie.
     
  25. 40wwttamgib

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    "DON'T CHASE ME CHIEF"
     
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  26. Clown Baby

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    I don’t like your tone, sir
     
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  27. Clown Baby

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    Ben Foster should’ve won best supporting actor imo
     
  28. poor paul

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    Hell or High Water almost perfectly represents boom towns, the bank recession, and west Texas while making a perfectly exciting script.
     
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  29. TrustyPatches

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    It’s basically like if the GoT guys not only fucked the shit outta the writing of the show but also decided to cast themselves as dragon riders and focus half the show on how stupid cool they are at dragon dancing
     
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  30. poor paul

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    Idk what any of this means.
     
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  31. Clown Baby

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    Counterpoint: Benecio merks everyone
     
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  32. poor paul

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    *murk
     
  33. Clown Baby

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  34. TrustyPatches

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  35. Biff Bridges

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    Well said.
     
  36. TheFreak55

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    Watching Yellowstone then Wind River was funny to see this guy be a rapist
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  37. Clown Baby

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    Update: I’ve just been awarded custody of poor paul ’s kids. I’ll raise them right.
     
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  38. poor paul

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  39. poor paul

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    you can have custody until I rob these banks in west texas.
     
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  40. TrustyPatches

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    You can’t win a slang war with noted Atlanta hip hop historian Clown Baby
     
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  41. Clown Baby

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    I was on the cusp of posting my favorite deep cuts in the hip hop thread last night
     
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  42. TrustyPatches

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    You’re always welcome. Pay attention and you can learn something past 2004
     
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  43. Clown Baby

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    I peaked in 2006 so
     
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  44. poor paul

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  45. poor paul

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    clown baby listens to dave matthews so his opinion is null.
     
  46. TrustyPatches

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    Says the guy who uses plies as an example
     
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  47. Clown Baby

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    I’ll never apologize for recognizing great jams
     
  48. poor paul

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    well i doubt dave matthews has ever contemplated spelling murk (merk)
     
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  49. TrustyPatches

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    This is now the cunty slang spelling thread. We can go back to using the old TD thread now
     
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  50. Clown Baby

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    Youre telling on yourself. Say Goodbye is all about getting merked