I’ll do stuff with a dog but I get to pick the dog. People want that?! You know you two are pretty uptight for hanging out under a bridge.
“Crunchy on the outside, right wing nut job on the inside Ah, like Ann Coulter’s underwear” I legit snorted on the couch for several minutes
"I'm working out of the Clinton office for a few weeks. I'm helping her retool her universal healthcare platform" "God I want to kiss you on the mouth from saying such ridiculous things" This episode is top 5 in the series for me.
Start around 3 minute mark if you’re in this only for The Rock. Two of my favorite people having the same favorite line from one of my favorite shows. Best Inauguration Day ever
I knew it before they even got to it. “No one in 30 Rock except for one giant lesbian roaming the halls. Who is Conan O’Brian and why is she so sad?”
Tim Conway crushed that episode. “Back then men were men. And it wasn’t gay. Just two men, celebrating each other’s strength.”
Theatre troupes? Ugh, I hate theatre troupes. It’s just a bunch of gay guys who like to parade around in costumes.
Hannibal with his hand down his pants “KISSSS” “Now are we gonna give the gentleman what he asked for or not?”
Like you with those glasses. Or Lutz with that sexy British accent. Lutz?! I was there when he Belevedered
“We return to our live coverage of the devastation in Mongo, the private island owned by Mel Gibson. We’re joined now by one of Mr. Gibson’s relatives.” “G’day. First off, the Holocaust never happened”
Hey Rolly, you ever lose your remote control? And then your wife gets mad at you because the roof won’t close and the bed that’s in the shape of your face gets rained on. Can I feel the rough skin on your hands?
My wife and I say this to each other as a bit often. I just asked her how some ice cream was and she asked me about my mom’s pill addiction.