The Thread about Teaching and the Dumbasses We Teach

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  1. GrizzliesDrew

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    Already berated a kid for saying Transformers 2 was his favorite movie.
    :feelsgoodman:
     
    #1 GrizzliesDrew, Aug 9, 2010
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  2. Tiny Tom

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    should just expel him, there's clearly no hope for him.
     
    #2 Tiny Tom, Aug 9, 2010
  3. Arrec Bardwin

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    What age do you teach?
     
    #3 Arrec Bardwin, Aug 9, 2010
  4. Wu

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    What grade do you teach again?

    Should make this your official "daily experience as a teacher" thread. Definitely has potential.
     
    #4 Wu, Aug 9, 2010
  5. GrizzliesDrew

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    All my classes have freshmen through seniors.
     
    #5 GrizzliesDrew, Aug 9, 2010
  6. Wu

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    So like any good teacher, you just ignore the freshmen and act like they're not even there, right?
     
    #6 Wu, Aug 9, 2010
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  7. UA412

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    #7 UA412, Aug 9, 2010
  8. dallasdawg

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    #8 dallasdawg, Aug 9, 2010
  9. Moxin24

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    Damn you're back early. We don't get kids until the 23rd.
     
    #9 Moxin24, Aug 9, 2010
  10. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    The fact Audrew is an educator gives me hope for a America.

    And there is absolutely zero sarcasm in this post.
     
    #10 Nelson, Aug 9, 2010
  11. UA412

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    For which America?
     
    #11 UA412, Aug 9, 2010
  12. Arrec Bardwin

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    A greater America.
     
    #12 Arrec Bardwin, Aug 9, 2010
  13. Iron Mickey

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    A America.
     
    #13 Iron Mickey, Aug 9, 2010
  14. Joshuam2107

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    This.
     
    #14 Joshuam2107, Aug 9, 2010
  15. FatKilmer

    FatKilmer *MUSHED*
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    Which is much better than B America.
     
    #15 FatKilmer, Aug 9, 2010
  16. duc15

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    in about 1.5 years I will be posting in such thread
     
    #16 duc15, Aug 9, 2010
  17. Nelson

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    The United States of _______
     
    #17 Nelson, Aug 9, 2010
  18. Joshuam2107

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    Yeah, but you aren't audrew... :idk:
     
    #18 Joshuam2107, Aug 9, 2010
  19. UA412

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    Nah still doesn't work.
     
    #19 UA412, Aug 9, 2010
  20. duc15

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    :crossedarms:
     
    #20 duc15, Aug 9, 2010
  21. Joshuam2107

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    Nah good for you man, but I think what makes an audrew teaching thread so interesting is his posting habits when not at school.
     
    #21 Joshuam2107, Aug 9, 2010
  22. ttuman10

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    same
     
    #22 ttuman10, Aug 9, 2010
  23. dallasdawg

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    A America is Best America
     
    #23 dallasdawg, Aug 9, 2010
  24. duc15

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    yea I know I am just excited to be so close to getting done and to start teaching
     
    #24 duc15, Aug 9, 2010
  25. GrizzliesDrew

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    [​IMG]
     
    #25 GrizzliesDrew, Aug 9, 2010
  26. Jack Parkman

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    I pray dbl and his pet whale have a kid and "it" goes to audrews school
     
    #26 Jack Parkman, Aug 9, 2010
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  27. Arrec Bardwin

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    You really want to bring another WhiteKnight into the world?
     
    #27 Arrec Bardwin, Aug 9, 2010
  28. Joshuam2107

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    The consequences...
     
    #28 Joshuam2107, Aug 9, 2010
  29. GrizzliesDrew

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    I just can't help from being a dick, cause it's so fun. Going over class rules, when I get to the rule of respecting people's property, I slap the kid in the first row's books and shit on the floor and say, "See? Don't do that."
     
    #29 GrizzliesDrew, Aug 9, 2010
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  30. Joshuam2107

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    Gotta understand drew luh da kids.
     
    #30 Joshuam2107, Aug 9, 2010
  31. Corky Bucek

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    Was this kid in your film class?
     
    #31 Corky Bucek, Aug 9, 2010
  32. Arrec Bardwin

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    I always loved teachers like that.
     
    #32 Arrec Bardwin, Aug 9, 2010
  33. GrizzliesDrew

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    Yep
     
    #33 GrizzliesDrew, Aug 9, 2010
  34. Corky Bucek

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    Kid should be kicked out of your class for that comment.
     
    #34 Corky Bucek, Aug 9, 2010
  35. GrizzliesDrew

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    I went into a 15 minute diatribe about why that was one of the worst movies ever made. And, all the kids who take me class aren't film buffs or anything....they just need a fine art credit and suck at drawing, theatre and band.
     
    #35 GrizzliesDrew, Aug 9, 2010
  36. Corky Bucek

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    Nice.

    What movies are you starting out with?
     
    #36 Corky Bucek, Aug 9, 2010
  37. GrizzliesDrew

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    We will watch...

    A Trip to the Moon
    The Great Train Robbery
    Citizen Kane
    Casablanca
    Rear Window
    Stalag 17
    Life is Beautiful
    King Kong
    City Lights
    The General
    Spaceballs
    High Noon
    City Slickers
    The Bicycle Thief
    An Andulusian Dog
    The Room
    King of Kong
    Jaw

    That's all I can think of off the top of my head.
     
    #37 GrizzliesDrew, Aug 9, 2010
  38. Joe_Pesci

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    i agree, transformers 2 sucked
     
    #38 Joe_Pesci, Aug 9, 2010
  39. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    Great collection

    and I :lovelove: when I saw King of Kong
     
    #39 Wu, Aug 9, 2010
  40. NCHusker

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    great choice
     
    #40 NCHusker, Aug 9, 2010
  41. Joe_Pesci

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    i dont see Stagecoach or The Conversation on there
     
    #41 Joe_Pesci, Aug 9, 2010
  42. SC

    SC I’m boring and I’m bored
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    Love Spaceballs.
     
    #42 SC, Aug 9, 2010
  43. GrizzliesDrew

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    Can't show rated R movies, and the controversy surrounding High Noon is better for discussion.
     
    #43 GrizzliesDrew, Aug 9, 2010
  44. Joe_Pesci

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    yeah but the chase scene at the end of Stagecoach is the shit. and The Conversation is rated pg i'm pretty sure
     
    #44 Joe_Pesci, Aug 9, 2010
  45. Corky Bucek

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    High Noon was a bad ass movie.

    Need to show Das Boot.

    :clap: for The Room
     
    #45 Corky Bucek, Aug 9, 2010
  46. GrizzliesDrew

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    There's tits in it.
     
    #46 GrizzliesDrew, Aug 9, 2010
  47. Joe_Pesci

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    no way, really? must have been more prawl than i thought
     
    #47 Joe_Pesci, Aug 9, 2010
  48. Snakes

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    never heard of a high school film class
     
    #48 Snakes, Aug 9, 2010
  49. GrizzliesDrew

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    Said the gentleman from Alabama.
     
    #49 GrizzliesDrew, Aug 9, 2010
  50. BhamBammer

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    :loldog: at the tags
     
    #50 BhamBammer, Aug 9, 2010
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