The Thread about Teaching and the Dumbasses We Teach

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by audrew, Aug 9, 2010.

  1. audrew

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    Already berated a kid for saying Transformers 2 was his favorite movie.
    :feelsgoodman:
     
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  2. Tiny Tom

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    should just expel him, there's clearly no hope for him.
     
  3. Arrec Bardwin

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    What age do you teach?
     
  4. Wu

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    What grade do you teach again?

    Should make this your official "daily experience as a teacher" thread. Definitely has potential.
     
  5. audrew

    audrew Maste’sr of Education
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    All my classes have freshmen through seniors.
     
  6. Wu

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    So like any good teacher, you just ignore the freshmen and act like they're not even there, right?
     
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  7. UA412

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    Arizona Wildcats

     
  8. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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  9. Moxin24

    Moxin24 Show me that smile
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    Damn you're back early. We don't get kids until the 23rd.
     
  10. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rule on the phone
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    The fact Audrew is an educator gives me hope for a America.

    And there is absolutely zero sarcasm in this post.
     
  11. UA412

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    For which America?
     
  12. Arrec Bardwin

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    A greater America.
     
  13. Iron Mickey

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    A America.
     
  14. Joshuam2107

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    This.
     
  15. FatKilmer

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    Which is much better than B America.
     
  16. duc15

    duc15 ppprrrrrrr
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    in about 1.5 years I will be posting in such thread
     
  17. Nelson

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    The United States of _______
     
  18. Joshuam2107

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    Yeah, but you aren't audrew... :idk:
     
  19. UA412

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    Nah still doesn't work.
     
  20. duc15

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    :crossedarms:
     
  21. Joshuam2107

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    Nah good for you man, but I think what makes an audrew teaching thread so interesting is his posting habits when not at school.
     
  22. ttuman10

    ttuman10 drink it ya asshole

    same
     
  23. dallasdawg

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    A America is Best America
     
  24. duc15

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    yea I know I am just excited to be so close to getting done and to start teaching
     
  25. audrew

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    [​IMG]
     
  26. Jack Parkman

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    I pray dbl and his pet whale have a kid and "it" goes to audrews school
     
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  27. Arrec Bardwin

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    You really want to bring another WhiteKnight into the world?
     
  28. Joshuam2107

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    The consequences...
     
  29. audrew

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    I just can't help from being a dick, cause it's so fun. Going over class rules, when I get to the rule of respecting people's property, I slap the kid in the first row's books and shit on the floor and say, "See? Don't do that."
     
  30. Joshuam2107

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    Gotta understand drew luh da kids.
     
  31. Corky Bucek

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    Was this kid in your film class?
     
  32. Arrec Bardwin

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    I always loved teachers like that.
     
  33. audrew

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    Yep
     
  34. Corky Bucek

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    Kid should be kicked out of your class for that comment.
     
  35. audrew

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    I went into a 15 minute diatribe about why that was one of the worst movies ever made. And, all the kids who take me class aren't film buffs or anything....they just need a fine art credit and suck at drawing, theatre and band.
     
  36. Corky Bucek

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    Nice.

    What movies are you starting out with?
     
  37. audrew

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    We will watch...

    A Trip to the Moon
    The Great Train Robbery
    Citizen Kane
    Casablanca
    Rear Window
    Stalag 17
    Life is Beautiful
    King Kong
    City Lights
    The General
    Spaceballs
    High Noon
    City Slickers
    The Bicycle Thief
    An Andulusian Dog
    The Room
    King of Kong
    Jaw

    That's all I can think of off the top of my head.
     
  38. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    i agree, transformers 2 sucked
     
  39. Wu

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    Great collection

    and I :lovelove: when I saw King of Kong
     
  40. NCHusker88

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    great choice
     
  41. Joe_Pesci

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    i dont see Stagecoach or The Conversation on there
     
  42. SC

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    Love Spaceballs.
     
  43. audrew

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    Can't show rated R movies, and the controversy surrounding High Noon is better for discussion.
     
  44. Joe_Pesci

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    yeah but the chase scene at the end of Stagecoach is the shit. and The Conversation is rated pg i'm pretty sure
     
  45. Corky Bucek

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    High Noon was a bad ass movie.

    Need to show Das Boot.

    :clap: for The Room
     
  46. audrew

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    There's tits in it.
     
  47. Joe_Pesci

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    no way, really? must have been more prawl than i thought
     
  48. Snakes

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    never heard of a high school film class
     
  49. audrew

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    Said the gentleman from Alabama.
     
  50. BhamBammer

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