Parent/Teacher Conference Night tonight. I should have been a preacher. These people were eating out of my hand.
This one was a get to know the teacher's night...not, "my kid's a fuck up and it's somehow your fault" parent conference night.
i imagine you as the teacher from the hangover that steals their money and tells the fat, geeky ones to not talk to you out of school
boys sure aren't helping stereotypes so far this year. Grand total of guys I had at the beginning of the year for my 4 classes: 7. 1 of those stole my laptop charger and got kicked the fuck out. 3 have the lowest overall grades in all of my classes.
I'm applying to be a substitute teacher while I'm looking for a real job. I'm looking forward to the entertainment.
Quick story. My friend had a cool teacher(late 20's) who joined us in Fantasy Basketball. Seemed like a really chill guy, loved playing videogames and talking sports. Anyways, the dude got ratted out in May by a mom of a girl he had been fucking everyday afterschool all 2nd semester. He was suspended indefinitely(or some shit) and the next day my friend said he saw him online on XBox Live.
Project due Wednesday....Shot by shot remake of a movie scene of your choice. Group one is doing the interrogation scene from The Dark Knight. Group two is doing the "yogging" scene from Anchorman. Should be interesting. The highlight of last year's class was the group that remade the "I don't need one other thing...except this!" scene from The Jerk.
http://tucsoncitizen.com/dating/2010/06/07/teacher-arrested-for-sex-with-student-in-catalina-hs-classroom/
If you look closely, you can just make out a Godfather poster covering the interrogation room door, which is a tip-off that it's a remake.
Going to the fucking school district right now to apply for the open teaching positions. Sounds like something I might enjoy.