The Thread about Teaching and the Dumbasses We Teach

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  1. Redav

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    Patriot sucked imo
     
  2. audrew

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    This too.
     
  3. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL

    User Moxin24 should contribute to this thread as well. :twocents:
     
  4. duc15

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    Agree man
     
  5. Clutch

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    I've gotta take pre calc and chemistry this year FFFUUUUUUUUUUU
     
  6. audrew

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  7. laxjoe

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    youre in 11th grade and youre taking pre calc? really?
     
  8. laxjoe

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    absolutely amazing team name :laugh:
     
  9. Clutch

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    yeah and my senior year I'm taking ap calc
     
  10. Arrec Bardwin

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    Isn't that what average kids take?
     
  11. audrew

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    Which one?
     
  12. audrew

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    Parent/Teacher Conference Night tonight. I should have been a preacher. These people were eating out of my hand.
     
  13. prerecordedlive

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    This thread really makes me want to be a teacher.
     
  14. Mr. Bean

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    parent teacher conferences. god, those were horrible.
     
  15. audrew

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    This one was a get to know the teacher's night...not, "my kid's a fuck up and it's somehow your fault" parent conference night.
     
  16. RunningGag

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    but MOM! my teachers dont LIKE me!
     
  17. Clutch

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    they HATEEEE me! I havent done ONE thing WRONG!
     
  18. righty

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    Along with the combination that you play MW2, you sound like an awesome teacher.
     
  19. audrew

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    I play my students too and talk shit to them. Then, I make fun of them the next day in class.
     
  20. Clutch

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    :roll:

    i imagine you as the teacher from the hangover that steals their money and tells the fat, geeky ones to not talk to you out of school
     
  21. audrew

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    :w2d: boys sure aren't helping stereotypes so far this year. Grand total of :w2d: guys I had at the beginning of the year for my 4 classes: 7.

    1 of those stole my laptop charger and got kicked the fuck out.
    3 have the lowest overall grades in all of my classes.

    :facepalm:
     
  22. righty

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    If you want someone to really put a beating into them just send me an invite.
     
  23. prerecordedlive

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    I'm applying to be a substitute teacher while I'm looking for a real job. I'm looking forward to the entertainment.
     
  24. Guns

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    but can they play football..?
     
  25. audrew

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    Hell no! Not one of them plays on a sports team.
     
  26. Hank Scorpio

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    euthanize
     
  27. Redav

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    Are any of them blind and/or good piano players?
     
  28. carlin08

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    I really hope you keep updating this thread with stories through out the year.
     
  29. keacali

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    :golfclap:
     
  30. EOE

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    Quick story. My friend had a cool teacher(late 20's) who joined us in Fantasy Basketball. Seemed like a really chill guy, loved playing videogames and talking sports. Anyways, the dude got ratted out in May by a mom of a girl he had been fucking everyday afterschool all 2nd semester. He was suspended indefinitely(or some shit) and the next day my friend said he saw him online on XBox Live.
     
  31. UA412

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  32. keacali

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    real TMB shit :badger:
     
  33. audrew

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    Project due Wednesday....Shot by shot remake of a movie scene of your choice.

    Group one is doing the interrogation scene from The Dark Knight.
    Group two is doing the "yogging" scene from Anchorman.

    Should be interesting. The highlight of last year's class was the group that remade the "I don't need one other thing...except this!" scene from The Jerk.
     
  34. Redav

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    Should be posted on here imo
     
  35. Arrec Bardwin

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  36. audrew

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  37. Iron Mickey

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    This thread pleases me.
     
  38. Clutch

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  39. prerecordedlive

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  40. audrew

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    Not sure what I love more...the door being jammed by the chair or Batman's floppy ears.
     
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  42. audrew

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    If you look closely, you can just make out a Godfather poster covering the interrogation room door, which is a tip-off that it's a remake.
     
  43. lazy bum

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    Batman costume is incredible.
     
  44. audrew

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    His mouth is covered like he's a ninja.
     
  45. og543ss

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  46. prerecordedlive

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    Going to the fucking school district right now to apply for the open teaching positions. Sounds like something I might enjoy.
     
  47. Arrec Bardwin

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