Vasectomy Thread

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  1. ned's head

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    I want to start a vasectomy company so I can make a commercial with this

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  2. wes tegg

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    RonBurgundy We never got an answer to this.
     
  3. Name P. Redacted

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    Family medicine docs train and are qualified to do (most) vasectomies.
     
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  4. RonBurgundy

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    I sell toilets
     
  5. billdozer

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    And toilet accessories
     
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  6. kinghill

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    how many days no distance running after a vasectomy?
     
  7. IV

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    my dad says if he could go back and do it again he’d have 4 more, but at this point maybe he’s just losing it
     
  8. BIGASSTITTIES

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    your nuts will tell you the answer
     
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  9. cdaysker

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    It's not directly relatable, but I installed all the wood flooring in my house about 3 weeks after my appointment and a couple days after I was done my nuts hurt worse than they did right after the surgery. So just don't over do it or else you may have ragrets like myself.
     
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  10. Druce

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    I'm 2 weeks post vas and I've been blessed with epididymitis.
     
  11. jbr

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    Dropped my sample off yesterday and I’m officially sterile

    RDNI for life

    Along with other things
     
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  12. ShuPoor

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    :blech::killme:
    Fuuuuck that. Good luck
     
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  13. ned's head

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    I can be your brother in pain. I just googled your affliction to find that it often arises from sexual contact.

    In related news, somehow my wife's phone got linked to mine for ads from searches and we often discuss what's been popping up.
     
  14. El Tiburon

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    That’s one creative way to explain away your search for the Heimlich from A Bug’s Life fleshlight.
     
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  15. Name P. Redacted

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    I also dropped a nut sample off yesterday and it was one of the more awkward things I’ve had to do in my life.
     
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  16. jbr

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    This was my second drop because my first was still too powerful
     
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  17. kinghill

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    Good news - no chance of kinghill jr's coming soon.

    Scheduled for June.
     
  18. kinghill

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    Hope your nuts are feeling better :ohdear:
     
  19. Druce

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    Stopped hurting about 2 weeks after that post, left one is still roughly 2x the size, I have a follow up w/my urologist next week
     
  20. kinghill

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    I’m gonna be put asleep instead of local anesthetic. Any of ya’ll do that? This urologist says it’s the only way he does it
     
  21. BIGASSTITTIES

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    i wish I had done this.
     
  22. Greybeard

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    Is that a new thing? Never even heard of that as an option. Local was it... this was 20 years ago though. A bunch of novacaine (lidocaine?), 20 minutes later out the door. Best medical procedure I've ever had. No worries.
     
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  23. Daddy Rabbit

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    Why so?

    Is your one nut still the size of a cantaloupe?
     
  24. enjj

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    Still have a few buddies who are holding out getting this done. No idea why... safe and quick. No more worries of baby oops. And it can be reversed if need be.
     
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  25. BIGASSTITTIES

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    I mean... I don’t know if I didn’t get enough local or what... while I was numb, sure... I could still feel shit going on. If you have even a small amount of anxiety like I do... I would have much rather been knocked out. When he actually “snipped” I felt a snap and bout damn near came out of my skin!
     
  26. ned's head

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    I'm hoping to be put to sleep. Can't imagine the anxiety when you get loaded into the vise grip
     
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  27. Where Eagles Dare

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    Feel like the stigma has really changed over the years.

    I'm ready to get one. Wife still thinks she wants and other baby. If she has another, it ain't gonna be done. One and done
     
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  28. blind dog

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    after much research doctor I chose was 2.5 hours away. i was told sample had to be less than 30 minutes fresh so had to rub one out in a mcdonalds bathroom while an old lady waited outside (she was cleaning bathroom). hardest jerk of my life
     
  29. Where Eagles Dare

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    They don't have rooms at the doctors for this?
     
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  30. blind dog

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    That seemed weirder bc they would know what I was doing
     
  31. Where Eagles Dare

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    I always assumed those places have a nice room for you to do your business.

    Do most j-off at home and take it in with them? I honestly don't know
     
  32. ShuPoor

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    And they're probably completely bored and uninterested in the thought of vasectomy patients jacking off in the jack off room
     
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  33. kinghill

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    I was wondering this myself.

    Do they have different rooms with different genre porn ready to go or something?

    Or just a stack of 1980’s playboy mags?
     
  34. Where Eagles Dare

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    We all have hand held computers. Ain't no one jacking it to a magazine like it is the early 90s
     
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  35. kinghill

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    So I understand after the procedure I have to nut about 20 times to clear it all out, then test zero twice.

    Doc references the timeframe of 2 months after procedure to do the tests.

    Is there a record? Like what if I could pump one out 3x/day or something and stroll in there after a week all done
     
  36. Redav

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    Lol at jacking to pictures. What is this the 1800s?
     
  37. kinghill

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    I will walk in there with a Hustler rolled up under my arm
     
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  38. Name P. Redacted

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    For me, I dropped it off at a lab in a hospital. Same place people go to for blood samples and stuff. There is a bathroom there but no special one for bustin.
    Local anesthetic doesn’t 100% remove feeling. You will have some sensation but ideally no pain.
     
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  39. Daddy Rabbit

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    3x a day for a week is the best you can do?

    20x shouldn't take more than 36-48 hours.
     
  40. kinghill

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    doc: ok so we’ll see you in about 2 months for the lab test

    daddy rabbit: hold my beer, i’ll brb
     
  41. enjj

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    Most guys I know have got it done. Nothing changes but for some reason there are a few reluctant.
     
  42. kinghill

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    Well damn. Didn't realize my insurance wouldn't cover any of this. Spoke with Cigna, they don't cover *anything* to do with "family planning". Spoke with the doc office and learned it's gonna run me around $2100 just for the procedure and I don't think that includes any follow-up visits/labs. That also doesn't include the required covid test I'll need to get within a few days before the procedure. Not sure what rapid covid tests cost.

    I guess I should still do it. Was just thinking it wouldn't be that much for a "simple 20-30 min procedure" fuckin hell.

    Just irritated at these outcomes when I consider I pay almost $6k per year for health insurance for a high deductible plan and then always have to shell out a boat load of cash at the doctors office anyway.

    :americafuckyeah:
     
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  43. oknole

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    $2100 vs another kid. The math checks out to get it done.
     
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  44. kinghill

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    Meh, I'm not having another kid either way. gf is on pill. This I guess is more of a benefit for her so she won't have to take that anymore, which does give her some problems. So I'm gonna do it.
     
  45. blind dog

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    Yikes. 10 years ago it only cost me like $600 (insurance paid nothing). That included everything
     
  46. BIGASSTITTIES

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    This line of thinking doesn’t make much sense. I don’t trust the pill for shit
     
  47. kinghill

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    Done. Still a little woozy. Got a prescription of tramadol but hoping I don’t need them. Icing my saq.
     
  48. ned's head

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    Did you do the scalpel or scalpel free type? I'm getting ready to erect my plans for this dumb deal
     
  49. Capstone 88

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    I’ll probably get one before long since I don’t want kids.

    only thing I can add is a friend of mine runs a Urology practice and he said his favorite meeting was with his physicians discussing which pornographic websites the clinic would subscribe to for patients to make deposits
     
  50. lazy bum

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    I just got scheduled for Thursday afternoon. Going to be a great holiday weekend.
     
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