Vasectomy Thread

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  1. Where Eagles Dare

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    We just did 4 weeks WFH when day care was shut down.

    1 year old. Covid. Teething, two very heavy work schedules. Was a fucking disaster
     
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  2. ShuPoor

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    The daycare covid shutdown was the worst month of my life. I had my one year old making guest appearances on video conference calls.
     
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  3. Where Eagles Dare

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    "WED I think we lost you"

    No. Sorry. My child shit himself 5 minutes into this leadership call and is now screaming I just can't talk right now
     
  4. ned's head

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    We pulled our kid out of daycare for over a year until we could get vaccinated. My mental health was severely tested. The idea truly seems impossible with a 2nd kid.

    It's honestly pretty terrifying having kids under 5 tbh.
     
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  5. ned's head

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    It's gameday gents

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  6. ned's head

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    Turned in the post op sample today. Gotta say that I've never felt more like a texan than I did walking around with a container of my own juice
     
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  7. Capstone 88

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    Gig em
     
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  8. Carl Brutananadilewski

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    Going for initial consult soon :cerealkiller:
     
  9. BIGASSTITTIES

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    Godspeed
     
  10. Baron

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    Going for mine Thursday.
     
  11. ned's head

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  12. Pokes

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    Mine is the 18th :ohdear:
     
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  13. Snakes

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    About halfway through the summer we decided we were hundred percent sure we wanted a third. pulled the goalkeeper in August and literally got pregnant the very first time. We are fertile as hell. Baby due in May and will have the vasectomy shortly after.
     
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  14. Baron

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    What does the initial consult entail? Just like talk about the procedure and why you want to get it?
     
  15. Volholic16

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    Relevant to my interests. Probably going for an initial consult soon as well. Wife is completely on board. We have a son (almost 3) and a 3 month old daughter. We're done for sure.
     
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  16. blind dog

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    Yes, was very short (the appointment not my penis nobody say or think that)
     
  17. Daddy Rabbit

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    We already know it though. #nohog #justapiglet
     
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  18. ned's head

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    They showed me a quick video of the process, gave me a list of things to do/get in prep, answered questions, and then scheduled the execution
     
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  19. ned's head

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    My main advice for those taking the plunge: call around and find a doctor that does the no-scalpel version. I had to search for one in dallas. It's supposed to have fewer potential complications and a little easier recovery than the traditional scalpel type.
     
  20. Baron

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    Just got back from my consult. Doctor asked a few questions, explained the procedure and prep stuff like Ned mentioned, then played with my balls for a minute to see if he could find the tubes. Took like 30mins.
     
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  21. blind dog

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    Getting my balls played with was def NOT part of my consultation
     
  22. ned's head

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    Me neither. Sounds like baron's doc just got himself a freebie
     
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  23. IV

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    reminds me of the friends episode with Joey’s tailor
     
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  24. Baron

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    I was not expecting it. I thought the consult was over and he's like "Alright, drop your pants, let's check you out."
     
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  25. Bruce Bowen

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    Not quite relevant but I got an ultrasound on my balls once cause I thought I felt a lump on one. Fun experience.

    Relevant I should probably start looking into a vasectomy but wife got an iud so not in a rush.
     
  26. billdozer

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    Sounds like someone's jealous
     
  27. bigred77

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    Got one of those once, that gel is really cold and a young female nurse walked in right in the middle of the whole thing
     
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  28. Capstone 88

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    I was gonna get a vasectomy next year, but if they’re out here fondling balls I’m gonna see if I can squeeze in next week
     
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  29. IV

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    so no kids eh?
     
  30. Capstone 88

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    Nah. We’re firmly no kids so no point in risking it
     
  31. ned's head

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  32. IV

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    the last person I knew that was firmly no kids ended up divorced and dating men, I’m not saying you’ll end up that way, but I am saying I support you if you do
     
  33. Bruce Bowen

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    My tech was a young lass. She quickly confirmed (not because of small balls) that I was cancer free.
     
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  34. Capstone 88

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    I’ll be your kids fun gay uncle
     
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  35. Fusiontegra

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    And I’m officially sterile. You’re supposed to wait 12 weeks but knocked it out in 8. :smug:
     
  36. ned's head

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    What a way to announce that you went on a masturbation bender to clean out those pipes
     
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