Vasectomy Thread

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  1. LuPoor

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    Relax, he's a pussy
     
  2. ugafish

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    Just think, it’s better than the shock of an extra kid
     
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  3. Baron

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    this is very true
     
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  4. ugafish

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    Think even more, sex gets more plentiful with less kids and no birth control pills
     
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  5. ned's head

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    Honestly the worst part of mine was the 20-25 minute period after my prep and before the doctor came in. It was just me and my thoughts for an eternity

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  6. BIGASSTITTIES

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    with your junk just sitting out there the whole time
     
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  7. ned's head

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    I was on my back with one of those medical blankets over me
     
  8. lazy bum

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    Finally had it done Thursday. Honestly not that bad. Procedure itself is mainly getting through the lidocaine injections. Recovery so far has just been occasional pinches down there with some general soreness. Hardest part has been keeping the 4 yo and 1 yo from jumping in my lap.
     
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  9. ned's head

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    Guys I've had so much sex since they opened my beanbag and I haven't even had one baby
     
  10. Baseballman86

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    Joined the club about 2 hrs ago. Doc strapped my into a jock strap pretty damn tight. No sharp pains or anything since but just a general kicked in the balls feeling of nausea. Can't tell if that's just after effects of the surgery or if the jock is pulled too tight.
     
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  11. matadorjim

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    This thread is relevant to me. I got mine about a month ago. I was in the 1-2% of those pts who get an infection. I went back 5 days later because I thought it was getting weird, but the PA said it looked OK. About 2 weeks later I go back as my scrotum is like a giant ball and the smell was fairly putrid. Doc looks at it and tells me that he wants to numb it up and explore the area. He then proceeds to shoot it up with lidocaine, but then tells me it doesn't work that well in that area. He was right. He then uses tweezers and a scalpel for the next 20 minutes to clean it up. Not fun. My ignorance about what was going to happen is probably the only thing that got me through it. But it's looking good now.
     
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  12. blind dog

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    lol at future tmb applicants after reading that
     
  13. Where Eagles Dare

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    Ugh, that terrifies me
     
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  14. jbr

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    Welcome to the 2% club

    I think I posted my balls a few pages back

    I still have a small hematoma in my sack 16 months later
     
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  15. ryno23

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    Proud and grateful member of the would do it again weekly for no more kids club.
     
  16. Pokes

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    Mine didn’t bother me much at all and I’m now shooting blanks. 10/10 would recommend and would do it again in a heartbeat
     
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  17. ned's head

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    Ditto. It sounds like I would be willing to do it 97 more times
     
  18. kinghill

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    For those of you on the fence with this decision let me just tell you… nutting in my gf is the most amazing thing ever, ya’ll should try it.

    I mean wait
     
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  19. kinghill

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    debating whether to go back a few pages
     
  20. blind dog

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    If you do pls link me
     
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  21. jbr

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    Deez nutz after 24 hours. It got much worse.

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  22. bigred77

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    Why the fuck did I click on a spoiler in this thread?
     
  23. billdozer

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    Because you love to look at balls
     
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  24. Han Solo

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  25. Jeffrey Lebowski

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    If I get this done how long will I be out of commission at the gym?
     
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  26. cal

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    i was back to moderate lifting without “pain” 8 days later
     
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  27. poetictrojan

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    About to have my 3rd kid this summer to add to our twins. All born via IVF. Wife has been off birth control for 8 years with no natural pregnancies and IVF and IUI failed 9 other times. Drs have said my wife can’t get pregnant naturally due to endometriosis. I am debating joining this club because of the .01% chance we have a miracle baby at 48… the balls picture might keep me on the sideline.
     
  28. lazy bum

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    I have a bit of scar t
    We weren’t in need of as much help but did need letrozole to help with our son. We then got pregnant with my now daughter 5 months after he was born with no help. You never know. We didn’t mean to end up with 3 but here we are…can’t have 4, though.
     
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  29. LuPoor

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    It's such a minor procedure I'd just get snipped and eliminate any potential chance
     
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  30. Baron

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    JBR's ballsack says otherwise.
     
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  31. blind dog

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    Same situation with my wife's cousin. She just had another baby. Get snipped, it's not that big of a deal. You usually only hear about the rare negative experiences
     
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  32. Where Eagles Dare

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    Jesus Christ man. Did you really just post your nuts?
     
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  33. Where Eagles Dare

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    ngl, this is a pretty big reason. Like 60% don't want another kid, 40% wanna stop pulling out
     
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  34. LuPoor

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    This is like someone saying they won't get a Covid shot because of blood clots
     
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  35. jbr

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    Never turn down an opportunity to post a mutilated sack pic.
     
  36. jbr

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    Even with the worst vasectomy in the history of modern medicine, I’d do it all again. No more kids is worth it.
     
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  37. ned's head

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    Let me preface this by saying I love both of my beautiful children.

    BUT

    If my choices were between having a third or running my own sack through a pepper mill, I'm taking door #2.
     
  38. Robert Randolph

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    Just have her get her tubes tied during the birth of #3

     
  39. ned's head

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    Those aren't even close to comparable procedures. For anyone who is truly scared, call around and find a doctor who does the scalpel free procedures. Those allegedly cut down on infection risk and recovery time
     
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  40. Where Eagles Dare

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    From my research, I've found that as well.

    Also, apparently some doctors require spousal approval/consent to get the surgery. Which I found kinda odd
     
  41. Baron

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    Oh I definitely plan to get it, was just making a joke about jbr's nutsack scaring off folks. #TeamNutInside
     
  42. Bruce Wayne

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    Fucking dying. Homie really posted a pic of his coin purse

    :pffft:
     
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  44. Baseballman86

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    How long did the bruised sack last for y'all post vasectomy? I'm at day 10-11 and swelling seems to be done and basically no pain, but dark bruising still all over and seems to pop up in new spots when the other fade. Definitely won't be gone by 2 week mark
     
  45. ugafish

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    could see bruising for months
     
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  46. ned's head

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    My beans regained their color after a couple of weeks
     
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  47. blind dog

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    My shit was normal within a few days and had next to no pain

    Did half this thread buy DIY kit?
     
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  48. LuPoor

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    Within like 2 days the sutures catching on my underpants were causing more discomfort than anything going on inside my ballsack. Buncha backalley snip jobs ITT
     
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  49. Carl Brutananadilewski

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    get it done. There are various physiological reasons for why she may be more fertile after having a baby / as she gets older and hormone levels change, even though that may seem counter intuitive. I know a bunch of people that had “miracle babies” after their ivf baby took way too long to happen
     
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  50. Pokes

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    I had to go to the dentist this afternoon and it was 10x worse than the snip. If you’re on the fence just do it. So worth it
     
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