Facebook statuses that make you cringe IV

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  1. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  2. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    If this was real the ‘thief’ would have been stabbed in under 20 seconds, ruining the proposal.
     
  3. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q

  4. One Two

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    Comment section regarding local meteorologist
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  5. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Spann of course rightfully putting them in their place
     
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  6. The Blackfish

    The Blackfish The Fish in Black
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  7. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Posted by an ignorant ass white woman type
     
  8. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    "Ask permission before you vent, some of us aren’t in spaces to carry your load"
     
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  9. racer

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    “Get off my page, then!”

    -“You put this on my news feed!”
     
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  10. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Some of us aren't in spaces to carry your load.
     
  11. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Some people will take any load they can.
     
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  12. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    She’s probably Chinese and adopted by a rich white family anyway.

    Should blame her for the corona virus
     
  13. Gin Buckets

    Gin Buckets Well-Known Member
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  14. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Have you ever knowingly bought a haunted item?
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  15. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q

    i've been to indiana, be careful what you wish for
     
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  16. IV

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    those guys actually just fight pirating fwiw
     
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  17. racer

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    It appears the car next to them was stopped for having a thicc booty.
     
  18. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Status.jpg

    Status person.jpg
     
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  19. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    jesus christ karissa wear a condom
     
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  20. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Trying to get a boy 6 times
     
  21. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Jesus said, "Yay, let them come unto my property, and I shall rebuke them with firearms."

    -America 17:76
     
  22. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    You just know they've got loaded guns in reach of those kids somewhere in that house.
     
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  23. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Apparently he also said let them cum into your uterus a bazillion times
     
  24. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Would like a psychologist to break down this photo and in particular the girl on our left, with a noticeable gap in between the family and herself and a weird forced smile on her face. She has seen some shit. She is done.
     
  25. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Keep forcing that smile and don't go on drugs. Otherwise, it's summary execution!
     
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  26. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Super yikes.
     
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  27. racer

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    Plz tell me there are 5,000 comments that all say fuck you, Karen.
     
  28. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    We really need to broaden out Godwin’s Law to include “is equivalent to the n-word.”
     
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  29. bigred77

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    Ok Emily
     
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  30. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Emilly*
     
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  31. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    He may have deleted the post, but I am still pissed tf off. U outchea duckin n dodgin the law and ur responsibilities u chose when u decided to lay down n become a parent to not one but FOUR kids. Yet, you have the time and means to create a new Facebook, search for what is now MINE, n have the AUDACITY to send out a friend request?! You have missed birthdays and Christmas for a whole ass year. I’m sorry, but you lost access to ALL of them when u chose the meth life over ur family. If any of you become friends with her, yo ass gonna be on the shit list too! I WILL fight for them. You poking around with the wrong damn bear, lil girl. I been wanting to pop u for what u did to these kids for almost a year now since I found out, never mind what u did to him. He a grown ass man n could defend himself. But those kids? Hell no. I have something special with your name all over it. N if you’re reading this, they’re good bitch. They didn’t need u then and they most assuredly don’t need ur ass now. IT’S ON SIGHT!!!

    -white girl I went to HS with
     
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  32. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q

  33. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    What ever happened to Ronald Savage? Saw this thread and wondered what happened to that guy
     
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  34. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Turned his life around. He's on Wall Street making bank with 2% body fat now thanks to Joe Rogan
     
  35. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    #GRINDSET
     
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  36. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    He owned the Blue Dolphin. blue dolphin burned down it's gone now john rovani's ass out works with his brother now.
     
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  37. John McGuirk

    John McGuirk member of the blue tiger club
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    Wow, had no idea you went to high school in Pearl, MS
     
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  38. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit But the second mouse gets the cheese
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    Pearl, MS


    Pelzer, SC

    What's the difference
     
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  39. Hatfield

    Hatfield Charlie don’t surf
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  40. bigred77

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  41. Hatfield

    Hatfield Charlie don’t surf
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    The FB status didn't copy paste, my b. Posted by some hardo Republican wannabe redneck bro I went to HS with. He works at a tire store now.

    "Ill teach my kids to love and respect everyone equally, but i wont allow this agenda to be forced upon them at a developmental stage in their lives, they can make their own minds up when they’re older [​IMG]"
     
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  42. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    What kinda psycho sits down to paint this picture and that’s the hairstyle they give the parent? It looks like spagett
     
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  43. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    A real one.
     
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  44. bigred77

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    I was worried thinking it was something like that
     
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  45. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    What's going on with that one kid's ear?
     
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  46. El Tiburon

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    Some of the gay must have got to him before dad saved the day.
     
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  47. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Kids head looks like a frisco