Official Dads of TMB Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Boo MFer!, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    It was all protruding straight out. It has flattened out somewhat. But yeah, still pretty noticeable!

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  2. jbr

    jbr Well-Known Member
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  3. Wendel Clark

    Wendel Clark Gambling God
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    Straight up baby teeth. We were told we more than likely have to go to a pediatric dentist and have them removed in case they get loose and swallow
     

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  4. jbr

    jbr Well-Known Member
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  5. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    I’ve heard that hanging out at too many cigar bars can do that but I’m not a doctor

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  6. DrTomOsbourne

    DrTomOsbourne Fully Husked
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    My God. I was changing my 7 month old today on the bed and this dude LITERALLY launched a rope of shit over six feet through the air.

    Most of it ended up on my arm from the elbow down, but the stuff that went past went as far as the wall and curtains. I'm dead serious, six feet away.

    Best job on the planet.
     
  7. killerwvu

    killerwvu Restoring WVU's E-Rep 1 Post At A Time
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    My wife was born with baby teeth. AMA
     
  8. UKupNorth

    UKupNorth Well-Known Member

    Yes. Our daughter, who is now 13 months, was born with two baby teeth on the bottom. We have been to the pediatric dentist 3 times. They said they will either stay attached, which hers did, or if they are not attached securely, they would remove them. They also said they could fall out on their own and they would be so small that if she did swallow them, it wouldn't be a huge deal.

    She was born with those two teeth, and those are still the only teeth she has at 13 months. They said if by 16 months she still doesn't have any teeth poking through, to come in and get an X-ray to make sure they are in there, lol.
     
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  9. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Great start to the day
     
  10. Wicked

    Wicked Next One's Comin' Faster
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    My 5 and 8 year old were playing hockey in the neighbor's driveway last night. 8 year old daughter took a hockey stick to the forehead from my 5 year olds follow through. Surprisingly she didn't cry and wasn't really hurt but was pissed off and started chasing him around wanting to fight. I watched the whole thing unfold from my lawn mower and I really wish I had my phone to video because the whole ordeal was quite hilarious see.
     
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  11. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    hope you put him in a two minute timeout.
     
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  12. Wendel Clark

    Wendel Clark Gambling God
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    Okay great news. We have an appointment set up with a Ped Dentist. The one person I talked to said keep them in as well which threw me off because everyone at the hospital said take them out
     
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  13. The Blackfish

    The Blackfish The Fish in Black
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    Dropped my oldest off for his first day of kindergarten. He handled drop off like a champ. I’ve kept it together fine but I’m just “working” while watching the clock until I can go get him and ask him 10000 questions to see how his day was.
     
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  14. Snakes

    Snakes stubbornly litigious
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    Alabama Crimson Tide

    and they aren't going to tell us shit!
     
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  15. The Blackfish

    The Blackfish The Fish in Black
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideIndianapolis Colts

    Sons of bitches
     
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  16. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
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    Me: How was your day lil Lou
    Lil Lou: good
    me: good talk
     
  17. DrTomOsbourne

    DrTomOsbourne Fully Husked
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    Nebraska CornhuskersTampa Bay Lightning

    What did you do today?
    I dont member
     
  18. Snakes

    Snakes stubbornly litigious
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    Alabama Crimson Tide

    "it's a secret"
     
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  19. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Baby beluga in the deep blue sea. Swim so wild and you swim so free
     
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  20. The.Barron.of.Miles

    The.Barron.of.Miles Scarlet and Cream
    Nebraska Cornhuskers

    How was school today? Good

    What did you do? Nothing
     
  21. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Dr. Mantis Toboggan Well-Known Member
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    My nephew sang the this song to my son like 12 times in a row the other day.
     
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  22. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    Congrats on making it almost 3 years with a crib. Mine has been in the toddler bed since 14 months. Makes nap time an absolute nightmare.
     
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  23. Bruce Bowen

    Bruce Bowen Well-Known Member
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    Did you learn anything?
    No
    Did you play games?
    No
    :facepalm:
     
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  24. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    I even try to get more specific

    Did you have math today? Yes
    What did yall do in math today? Math
     
  25. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Was 14mo intentional or did you have to due it bc if space reasons?
     
  26. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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  27. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    Because the advanced little shit started climbing out of the crib. He gave us no choice.
     
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  28. DrTomOsbourne

    DrTomOsbourne Fully Husked
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    Dad question that's got me pretty riled up...

    My 5 year old can be VERY dramatic. About a week ago she and the baby got some sort of bug. She had a night where she had diarrhea and vomiting, once at the same time. She even asked if she was dying while it was coming out both ends. She ALWAYS has something hurt or needing band-aids etc, you get it.

    The last few days she comes home acting fine but then starts whining that her tummy hurts, she then wants to lay down in bed. I try to trick her into playing and she will rough house around. Last night she ate fine, her school/camp hasn't said anything at all. No fever. Nothing.

    But she keeps doing it. Either something is really wrong or she's been incredibly dramatic for whatever reason.

    Any of you ever had to deal with this. I'm so incredibly annoyed by it that I had to leave the room to keep my cool tonight.
     
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  29. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    She either needs to poop and has some little fear of doing so after the sick poop experience or she is hungry.
    Or, could be that camp is wearing her out so good she is just really tired, maybe not 100% after the sickness
     
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  30. DrTomOsbourne

    DrTomOsbourne Fully Husked
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    You may have been on to something... we felt her stomach and it was pretty hard.

    So mommy just gave the first stool softener suppository.. within three minutes she pooped and ran out of the bathroom happy.
     
  31. CUgator

    CUgator Well-Known Member
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    Our oldest started kindergarten yesterday, and our twins (4 in a month) are in VPK on the same campus. I do drop off and picks up every day since I WFH and my wife commutes to her office in the complete opposite direction. Kindergarten drop off is at 7:45 and VPK at 8:30. They have a “bridge program” where I can drop off the twins at 7:45 too, and it’s $450 for the year for each twin (so basically $5/day). Wife wants me to just sit in the car with both twins every day for 45 minutes instead of paying the money. :hilldawg:
     
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  32. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    $450 for a year is a God damn steal. I wouldn't be shocked if it was near 450 a month
     
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  33. CUgator

    CUgator Well-Known Member
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    $900 to get 135 hours of my life back over 9 months
     
  34. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Imagine sitting in you car while twins screamed....daily, for 180 days.

    :laugh:
     
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  35. Clemson327

    Clemson327 Well-Known Member
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    This is an unexpected way to figure out how much your wife values your time.
     
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  36. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    This hits home so hard. The shit my wife comes up with to save money is absurd.

    Ex. back when we were living in a small apartment in Miami, she wanted me to park my car at my grandparents house 5ish minutes away because it would save us $100 a month. Her reasoning was that I only needed my car once or twice a week and could uber over to my grandparents to get my car.

    More recently, she has been coming up with budgets and suggesting all these cut backs to try and save more because she is planning on stopping working to take care of our son.

    The reason she is stopping working because my income has gone up 5x compared to where we were when she got pregnant. We don't need to cutback a thing and are in the process of spending an absurd amount of money on a new pool. But hey, saving $100 a month on food really racks up.
     
  37. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    Broads can’t do math or money
     
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  38. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    my wife is actually a brilliant accountant. She just has this never ending belief that the world is going to collapse around us and we will be broke.
     
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  39. DriveByBBQ

    DriveByBBQ Well-Known Member
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    Our spouses are of the same mind. Mrs. DriveByBBQ is in the top 1% of CVS coupon-ers and recently she's made so much money reselling her "American Girl" dolls from her childhood that Ebay sent her tax forms. She went part-time earlier this year to take care of our son. She also runs her Ebay store as a side hustle, she'll go to the thrift store, find designer stuff and relist it at crazy profit margins. $10 designer dresses resold for hundreds, it's awesome.
     
  40. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    my wife sees these reels and wants to get into them. I put my foot down and said she can't pick up a side hustle until she quits her main job.
     
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  41. DriveByBBQ

    DriveByBBQ Well-Known Member
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    We are same.
     
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  42. Snakes

    Snakes stubbornly litigious
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    Alabama Crimson Tide

    My wife quit her part time WFH job because balancing all 3 of the kids stuff with the daily things managing the home requires was too much. It still feels like too much, but at least now she's not preoccupied with her day job that didn't pay enough to make it remotely worth it. Our lives were much easier when I was working from home but now i'm in the office from 8-5 all day every day with a 30-45 minute commute. Something had to give.
     
  43. DriveByBBQ

    DriveByBBQ Well-Known Member
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    Yeah, she runs it at her leisure, it's definitely not any sort of income we rely on, it's purely supplemental. She just loves the thrill of the treasure hunt and getting a good deal.
     
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  44. CUgator

    CUgator Well-Known Member
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    Nice to meet you, brother. Forgot to point out that she was complaining about this date after dropping $85/month on a massage membership. Classic stuff.
     
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  45. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    What's a fair rate to pay an overnight sitter? Coming over at 10am tomorrow to watch until 10am the next day. Kids are 9 and 7, so fairly self sufficient.
     
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  46. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Depends on how much booze they drink
     
  47. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Why did everyone start school on a Thursday
     
  48. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    We start next Wed
     
  49. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    To get the procedural bs out of the way on a short week so that they can start with content on a Monday. Think of it like a soft opening of a restaurant.
     
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  50. jbr

    jbr Well-Known Member
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    I haven’t been to a movie theater in years. My kids really wanted to see the Superpets movie so I agreed. $40 for 3 tickets and $30 in popcorn/candy/soda.

    This movie better be good.
     
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