Official Dads of TMB Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Boo MFer!, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. Sub-Zero

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    If my oldest (7) makes it downstairs first in the morning he turns on the nhl streaming app and just watches whatever highlights from last season. He could watch the same ones every day.
     
  2. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    My daughter just watches Youtube princess stuff and annoying Roblox commentators that never seen to take a second to breath. =/
     
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  3. The Blackfish

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    My son (8 in 4 days) hates watching sports. Praying he’ll get into it one day. He’s slowly come around on playing soccer and now really enjoys it, so one thing at a time.
     
  4. goheels10

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    Neither of my boys (5&8) watch sports with me. I always have things on my laptop of phone and they will pop by and check it out, but max is usually 5 minutes.

    my oldest LOVES playing sports though. He’s always outside running around and playing soccer. When I take him to his travel team practices, all the other kids are talking about watching games and their favorite players etc. my son has no idea who any of them are. That bummed me out at first but he clearly doesn’t care and now I kinda like it that he’s just focusing on being him and doing his own thing.
     
  5. GrizzliesDrew

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    So I’m helping my kid study classifications tonight. You all learned it like KPCOFGS with whatever phonemic device, right? I’m looking at his homework and it has DOMAIN above Kingdom? When the fuck was that decided? When those fuckers invented the Southern Ocean?
     
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  6. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Buddy that's been the case for decades, even when I was in high school.
     
  7. GrizzliesDrew

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    Which one? Sure wasn’t that way in the 90s
     
  8. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    The Domain taxonomy separates out archaea that evolved billions of years ago around the same time as bacteria.
     
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  9. GrizzliesDrew

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    Well they didn’t bother with that shit when I was in school in the mid-90s. And they sure as shit hadn’t invented the Southern Ocean then.
     
  10. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Science is ever evolving my friend
     
  11. Kevintensity

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    Yeah, just like they say Pluto isn't a planet anymore, yeah right
     
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  12. Snakes

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    In my house Pluto is a planet
     
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  13. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    No, our knowledge of science is ever evolving
     
  14. infected donkey

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    first kid i did sleep training while mom was in hospital getting operations done at about 4-6 weeks. She fucked it up the first week back, but I got her to realize I had it made. It really depends on how the kid is eating during day/nighttime. Second kid is still an ornery bitch and wont sleep through the night without us going up there even though shes 20 months old. First kid was trained by 8-9 months besides the developmental regressions.
     
  15. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Don't think that's the correct way to phrase it. Maybe I should say our application of the scientific method is a never ending process.
     
  16. Simon Templar

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    Plainfield/Naperville border
     
  17. Snakes

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    Sleep training isn’t really a thing at 4-6 weeks
     
  18. Where Eagles Dare

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    Sounds like liberal fake science. Just like we called it global warming, then you know what? The earth started to cool and we now call it Climate Change. How bout that? Nuclear weapons? That's the biggest risk to our climate...those go off and it's gonna get reaaaal hot
     
  19. Clemson327

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    Five year old came home with lice yesterday. FUCK!
     
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  20. Name P. Redacted

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    Start trying to sleep train rather than regularly cosleeping imo but your kid is still pretty young. I’ve coslept but as an occasional necessity. My oldest was a shitty sleeper so I can sympathize.
     
  21. bruce bowen

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    It's obviously very aggressive. Had a buddy swear by it, but his first kid was just a unicorn child. His second kid it did not go well and their plan of 5 kids stopped there at 2. Most of it just depends on the baby.

    Taking CARA Babies was the most beneficial for us but at this point I can't even remember what we did.
     
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  22. bruce bowen

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    Been too comfortable cussing around my youngest. This morning talking to my wife about him I said he's been a fucking animal if he doesn't nap and he immediately snaps his head "whats a fuckin animal?"
     
  23. steamengine

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    Just showed my four year old the sandlot for the first time.

    All of the kids other than Benny the Jet and Smalls are absolute shitheads.
     
  24. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I've had to do a LOT of work replacing my vocabulary "fudge" for "fuck" and "poop" for "shit." By the time my daughter was about three and a half I remember her starting to yell "FUCKING SHIT" out loud for no reason.
     
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  25. The Blackfish

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    My son at like 2 dropped a perfect "God Dammit" in front of my MIL and SIL (both very religious)

    it was great
     
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  26. bruce bowen

    bruce bowen Well-Known Member
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    Jabroni and fool are my go to PG insults
     
  27. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    My wife said “I’m about to lose my shit” and my five year old just said “shit” right after. Was very funny.
     
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  28. Simon Templar

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    What were you doing to have her call you out like that?
     
  29. Simon Templar

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    Homecoming week and it was boys v girls. Supposed to be just rolling trees but apparently they had to roll out the entire police force. Whole neighborhoods getting rolled, egged, girls were arrested spray painting driveways, keying cars and putting bloody tampons all over yards. Don’t know how to post video but it was apparently wild. IMG_2745.png IMG_2743.png
     
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  30. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Is that a vape cloud? Sick!
     
  31. Simon Templar

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    No I think that was bags of flour
     
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  32. steamengine

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    Good, vaping is bad
     
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  33. ButchCassidy

    ButchCassidy Well-Known Member
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    keying cars? what??
     
  34. Simon Templar

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    Just stupid
     
  35. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Surprisingly I was not the irritant, it was these dang kids
     
  36. PaulKemp

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    I finally got so tired of hearing “Mom! Dad! Someone come wipe my butttt!!!” that I taught the little dude to use the bidet a couple days ago. He took right to it. Game changer
     
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  37. DriveByBBQ

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    8-month old daughter is walking.
     
  38. WhiskeyDelta

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    Mini Delta is leading her JV softball team in batting average at .600, has zero strike outs on the season, and has no errors at second base all season.

    Varsity second baseman had 6 errors this week and is batting .172.

    Apparently the varsity coach (who I used to baby sit) is an absolute twat who has taken a personal dislike to Mini Delta and so there’s basically no chance of her playing up this season. It’s very frustrating.
     
  39. Where Eagles Dare

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    Had an early walker too. He's never stopped moving his entire life.
     
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  40. DriveByBBQ

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    She’s trying to keep up with her 2-year old brother.
     
  41. Name P. Redacted

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    Happy 1st bday to this little guy. Kid2 loves him like crazy now.
     
  42. Deuce

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    Wife has been gone since last Friday morning. Home in 30 minutes. I’ve never looked more forward to checking out for 48 hours.
     
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  43. Where Eagles Dare

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    Wife just left for China for a week. Solo dad. First soccer practice tomorrow
     
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  44. Uncle Tupelo

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    I hate the cosleeping too, but we really have done it out of desperation. We were sleeping shifts holding him all night, because he literally will not sleep more than 45 minutes independently. We ended up falling asleep a few times holding him, which is way more dangerous than cosleeping imo.

    I want to sleep train ASAP, but we were told 16 weeks is the earliest we should try from our pediatrician.
     
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  45. Degausser

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    Went to change the 20 month old's diaper the other day, and it was filled with way more shit than I was anticipating, to which I exclaimed "oh fuck." Kid said fuck a solid 10 times in a row immediately after. Mom was not as amused as I was.
     
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  46. Where Eagles Dare

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    Kid has seen soccer shots practice a few times, so we decided to try soccer. 1st practice went great where he refused to participate and join the activities. Stood off by himself for 25 minutes as I encouraged him to go play, then we left.

    Looking forward to this activity every week for the next 8 weeks and a well spent $250
     
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  47. Name P. Redacted

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    Gotta find short run classes until you know if they’ll like it
     
  48. Where Eagles Dare

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    Not sure if there are any ones shorter
     
  49. Where Eagles Dare

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    He did love Parkour class and had absolutely no reservations doing that. The gym closed tho :tebow:
     
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  50. RJF-GUMP

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    My 2.5 yo is napping on me snoring the walls down and my pregnant wife is on the couch ripping farts that would make a grown ass man proud :facepalm: