Official Dads of TMB Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Boo MFer!, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. gritzy

    gritzy I am a hurricane on the golf course

    Sneaking in morning naps before first zoo trip of the year
     
  2. The Blackfish

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    I’m working, wife and kids are off. She took the youngest to the zoo so it’s not bad here, 8 year old son is just playing Mario Odyssey.
     
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  3. bruce bowen

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    I went to the mall on my lunch break...didn't know there was an easter event and apparently every kid in the county off school was there
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  4. The Blackfish

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    But why
     
  5. bigred77

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    Gotta get them steps in
     

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  6. bruce bowen

    bruce bowen Well-Known Member
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    What are you my wife? Had a return and kopped a shirt for easter
     
  7. stangd

    stangd I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch
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    Is that UTC, or do all the malls look a like lol.
     
  8. bruce bowen

    bruce bowen Well-Known Member
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    It is
     
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  9. steamengine

    steamengine What decision? You got into Duke.
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    Just hire a babysitter
     
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  10. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Preferably a college aged female and have her show up right before the wife leaves for the office
     
  11. IV

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    how is this even possible, he must be a real math whiz
     
  12. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    my 4 year old almost never goes to bed before 8:15-8:30 reading him HP right now has helped avoid the 10 PM nights though, usually wakes up around 7:00
     
  13. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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    I feel your sentiment, ours wants a monster truck and to watch the same "going on a bear hunt" video then he passes out. We read during the day so I think he gets his fix then.
     
  14. Kaden Ashby

    Kaden Ashby Well-Known Member

    Does he take a nap?
     
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  15. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    never
     
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  16. Rabid

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    I should clarify that he is 99th percentile now on meds. He was performing at about an 88-91 test range before meds. When he was 3-4 math was his hyper focus and he was doing 3 digit addition & subtraction in his head.
     
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  17. bigred77

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  18. NoNatty

    NoNatty Keyboard Cowboy
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    When do kids stop fighting bedtime. Asking for a friend.
     
  19. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
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    Kindergarten age for my first two.
     
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  20. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Anyone used Nuna, more specifically the urbn infant seats and Demi next stroller? There weren’t many quality (per reviews) options was seeing for twin mode with 2 carriers, and less with a baseless seat that would fit. Decided to go baseless since we can name 5 vehicles that they might somewhat regularly travel in. Extra bases and just eating that much space or installing over and over does not seem ideal. Regular seat logistics will be annoying when that time comes.

    Anyway, ordered that nuna set for now in case prices go up on goods, but may return on solid advice in a different direction.
     
  21. CUgator

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    My MIL usually picks up our son on Mondays and brings him home. I had to do it today instead. Why you ask?


    Because if my MIL did, she’d drop him off and see her 40 year old daughter skipped work today because she was “tired” and she didn’t want her mom to know.
     
  22. Name P. Redacted

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    We used the Nuna Pipa because my wife liked it more for whatever reason. It was fine, no complaints. Our strollers are uppababy so can’t help there.
     
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  23. gritzy

    gritzy I am a hurricane on the golf course

    We went infant seat + extra bases route. No regrets with what feels like basic graco. Nunas were definitely lighter than graco but a solid cheap base that are very easy to install plus everyone has attachments to their strollers for them. Baby jogger gt2 I think is what we got and now veer wagon. Everything is going strong with 3 year old and 1 year old now
     
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  24. The Blackfish

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    lol not sure I would have picked the kid up
     
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  25. killerwvu

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    Coached my sons 1st tee-ball "game" on Sunday. When we signed him up I asked jokingly if I should be the coach and he said yes. Luckily I signed up as an assistant coach, and the HC has an older son and experience coaching. Was a great time and he loves sports so we had a blast.

    Side note. Signing him up and myself up to coach was more work than I expected, as it's an official Little League program. Had to do a background check and take a concussion exam. For him, it required 3 proofs of residency, which was more than required to enroll him in kindergarten which only required 2 :roll:
     
  26. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Did HC for soccer at 3 and learned my lesson. Between the kids being all over and parents expecting legit instruction (heavily Hispanic area, and there were kids who came in with actual skills for about half the squad) it was rough. I had zero experience with the game.

    Volunteered as an assistant in my kids pre-k/kindergarten wrestling room because they needed bodies and that was not nearly as bad because I was not primarily in charge of anything.

    Youth coaching just is not worth it in my opinion, aside from spending time with my kid. We can do that on our own time.
     
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  27. Snakes

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    T ball is the hardest to coach. just herding cats and nobody is listening. but it's good to do it early if you want to coach later when it's actually fun.
     
  28. scissors

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    My wife has been “exhausted” from work stress recently and never has the time/energy for anything outside of her normal routine.

    Guess who had time/energy for a 3 hour hair appt this morning? Guess who will also complain about work piling up this week?
     
  29. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Doing things for yourself to get away from work stress and relax is important
     
  30. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
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    Self care isn’t selfish
     
  31. goheels10

    goheels10 Well-Known Member
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    It fucking sucks. Me and 3 buddies from college coached a little league team in NoVA and had a blast. But as a parent, I won’t do it. My kid doesn’t want to be coached by me and I don’t want to deal with all the parent bullshit. I’m happy to just play pickup with him and his friends when they ask me and I’ll drop little coaching nuggets as we play.
     
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  32. killerwvu

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    Yea, managed the dugout when our team was batting but had no one on 3rd base so the kids just kept running (it's a move up 1 base league). And half the kids aren't interested at all :roll:
     
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  33. gritzy

    gritzy I am a hurricane on the golf course

  34. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also a robot
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    About to sell my uppababy shit for full msrp
     
  35. kinghill

    kinghill Cool American Flavour
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    do they love the busch gardens camp?
     
  36. Hank Scorpio

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    Yes. Camp kids get fast passes, so whatever they're not afraid of/too short for, they get to ride without the wait. Plus they both love animals and they get to do stuff to scratch that itch. It's the one camp that they get excited about and wipes them out.
     
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  37. Kaden Ashby

    Kaden Ashby Well-Known Member

    Effin hair appointments man. 2-3 hours and 200-300 chucks. Not to mention I’ll be the one cleaning the hair out of the vacuum roller every month.
     
  38. Kaden Ashby

    Kaden Ashby Well-Known Member

    Surprised she couldn’t drive down the street and pick him up after laying in bed all day.

    More stories of how lazy your wife is please.
     
  39. letan

    letan Just looking for the gator board
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    Think my kids have a sixth sense of some sort. My 2 year old has slept through the night for forever now. My wife had a real early flight for work and I’m riding solo for a couple days with him and his 4 month old sister. Just need a nice night’s sleep for everyone. He decides to wake up at 1230, wake his sister up and not go back to sleep for 2.5 hrs last night.
     
  40. steamengine

    steamengine What decision? You got into Duke.
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    This is turning into the bitching about your wife thread
     
  41. bigred77

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    Well the whole thread is her fault

    :awesomeface:
     
  42. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    My wife would murder me for thinking that thought, even sarcastically.
     
  43. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also a robot
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    My wife bought that Skylight countertop calendar organizer thing, even put it all together and did the setup. The kids are pretty intrigued by it, we are hoping it tricks them into wanting to do a chore so they can touch the screen
     
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  44. tmank87

    tmank87 Well-Known Member

    if that ends up working please post a follow up so I can order
     
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  45. Kaden Ashby

    Kaden Ashby Well-Known Member

    Oldest just turned 3 and has been potty trained-ish since she was probably around 2 years and 8 months. Still only poops in a diaper and we basically have to force her to go pee during the day. She would probably hold it all day if we didn’t. I thought after 4 months things would get better but if anything she’s gotten worse. Anyone else have this type of experience?
     
  46. bwi2

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    it does
     
  47. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also a robot
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    Ok so the “tasks” feature lets you assign star values to individual chores then you can create rewards that the kids cash out their accumulated stars to earn. Genius. Kids were eager to clean up clothes and brush teeth. Wonder how long it will last.
     
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  48. gritzy

    gritzy I am a hurricane on the golf course

    Right up till the dad tariffs take hold
     
  49. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    How long until they figure out they can get away with half assing or not at all doing a chores and still click on there as complete?