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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by bertwing, May 16, 2016.
i'd much rather have his girl post on here, she sounds fun.
Over/under on how long she would maintain the account? 3 days? I don't think it would take more than 8 hours before she would be receiving unsolicited ab shots.
She reads it as often as I do she just never posts.
Hopefully this is not interpreted as a green-light for unsolicited ab shots.
Waking up admittedly not sober and being notified of an incoming wallaby adoption and related hearing wasn’t my ideal Thursday morning - but here we are.
Good luck with the dick pics.
breaks up with me in a text message to get back with her ex who had previously left her.
you are naming this thing rocco right? I mean, I know it's cliche and expected, but it still has to be done.
It’s already been named Scarlett apparently - the breeder is a big Gone with the Wind fan.
Does she answer to “Scarlett”? Otherwise just call her whatever you want.
Sounds like you dodged a bullet if that is acceptable behavior for her
Not overly well versed in wallaby care so pretty much playing this by ear.
We are apparently getting a Timor wallaby, not a Burnett’s.
And also apparently I already knew this and we “talked about it”.
Lol, yea definitely plausible I forgot that conversation.
Congrats on the new shoes
I’m hopelessly in love with her. I’d take her back in a second.
yepp I'm pathetic, but its ok, its just my norm. But yeah I'm better off without her.
cheer up, man. there's plenty of other crazy bitches out there that will treat you like shit, you just have to find the right one. best of luck and i hope things get better for you.
haha most definitely. It happened 2 weeks ago and I've already hooked up twice since, so I'll be ok.
So my wife text me earlier saying her work was doing a fantasy football league and needed 1 more. So I said I would join. Tonight during the draft, she had the #1 pick btw, decided during the 6th-7th round she needed a TE. Who does she pick with her 1st choice but none other than Stephen Gostkowski. But it gets better, she wanted to pick Rob Gronkowski. So with her next pick, who does she take? Yep, the guy who retired.
Well that's just offensive - I've pretty much verified all of my absurd stories to one degree or another so it's not like this is a big departure from my usual.
Wife has been all congested and coughing for 3 days, complaining that she cant sleep because of the coughing
Finally went to the doctor today
Doc says it allergy related due to smoke from Mexico, etc.
Gives her a shot and prescription for cough medicine
Well she decided to not get the cough medicine at the pharmacy because it's some "over the counter" stuff and she claims it didnt work for her in the past
She has been in bed since I got home, and all I have heard is coughing down the hall the whole time
This is somehow your fault.
No one cares about your fantasy football draft.
She just asked me how old she is
69 is the obvious answer
Or 24, all of our wives are 24 forever thanks to Sterling A
I haven't known my age for at least a decade. Always gotta do the math
Same, I am 24 the Mathematics always bring me back to 24
Such a shame sterling a could not randomly lie about her age and chose 23 instead of 24, so many more gif options with 23 because of that stupid movie
She hasn’t sent you to the pharmacy? She must really be sick
Like I said I am not great at math but I would say you are at least ten years older than the last time you knew how old you were. No need to thank me, I am happy to help
I’ve said my age wrong no less than 5 times in the past couple months
I stopped giving a shit after like 23
Yeah, i was pretty loose while in Chicago a few months ago, when the credit card details came in I was not as smugzy.
I was on my dad's credit card accounts since I was approximately 14/15 just to build up my credit- high school Eathan trying to justify a fake ID with an "account holder since 83" AMEX likely annoyed every doorman in New Orleans at some point.
GF this morning: "Why is Mia Khalifa trending on spankbang? She's terrible"
Her: *some completely inane statement
I'm supposed to verbally respond to every thought you have?
Tell me that doesn't read better.
Are you even listening to me?!?!?
I have my headphones on honey, what did you expect....what is it? I am listening now
Her-> forget about it, you don’t care anyway
Which is kind of true to be fair to her
This is about the 3rd time this year my fiance has left the washing machine lid open, resulting in a slight flood of our basement.
Older top load. Load size was set to super, so lots of water to clean up this time.
BFF has never bothered to look at a pay stub since starting a new job in March. It's now September, and today I look over them and realize her employer is not withholding anything whatsoever for federal income taxes.
Yeah but the benefits are nonexistent
duh you didn’t stop at the HEB and get the cough syrup
Mine is older too, but it won't start until the lid is closed.