Halfway through the miralax I wanted to fucking hurl everywhere. Some how was able to keep it down, my asshole is raw from shitting water for half a day but everything about my butthole is perfect doc said
My old man threw up after it. He has to stay overnight due to sickness. Not only throw up but had trouble dropping his guts as well.
my first time i puked my guts up after 2nd dose and it crushed my soul i had done all the prep for nothing, legit wanted to cry but went next day anyway and got a clean bhole rating
im a self admitted disaster of a human but besides my bullshit i try to take care of myself bc my wife and kids need me i have a shellfish allergy and had a bloody mary yesterday with clamoto in it, it fucked me up. shitting like that is the only thing i can compare to the meds you prep with i was trying to explain this to bertwing yesterday and he said he would never get one. its a horrible fucking way to die. i legit hate most people but i love him can we please shame him ITT
I have a nut allergy so i will stay close to Gunners because I am very confident that no nut will come close to me
Had one done at 34 and had a polyp removed that very close to being considered cancerous. Just had another one at 38 and only 1 polyp removed but not as bad as the other one. Scary.
This post was from 2022 and they're calling me to take another one. They said it would be 3 years but I totally forgot about it
You actually convinced me he married your sister Well played, only 2 things I believe about you are you love Wu-Tang and Arkansas
Get your butt probe I got my first one a year earlier than normally recommended and they found and removed 4 polyps that the doctor said would 100% have turned into cancer in a few years. Just lost a neighbor who was one of the healthiest individuals I've known. He died of colon cancer that went undetected because he didn't get probed until he was 60. He died at 64. I promise it won't turn you gay
A buddy of mine had his colonoscopy in a trailer that was in the parking lot of a hospital in Oak Hill, WV. I told him that was the shetchiest sentence I had ever heard said out loud and he just shrugged his shoulders and said "When I saw that trailer I knew I was going to take it in the ass one way or the other" lol. If he can do it bertwing so can you. You need to get it done, brother
There's no downside. First you clear out all the old crusty shit in your guts, then you go to the hospital, and they give you really nice drugs and a pretty girl does butt stuff with you. And insurance pays for it. Can't wait for my next one.
Plus think of it this way...if you never get one and ultimately need to undergo super invasive treatment to fix something (if you survive), there's a good chance you will end up with a nonfunctioning elon dick. I'd rather have a poke that I'm not awake to feel.
My FIL had colon cancer in his 30s and my kids almost never got to know their Grandfather, get your damn colonoscopy
As someone that works in endoscopy get the shit done. Literally and figuratively. You get regular screenings and more than likely they will catch something before you need surgery end up with a colostomy or worse
For my next one, is there a most palatable option to request? Think I've only done the salty solutions, which are pretty gross
MiraLAX with Gatorade and ducolax tablets is an alternative. don’t know if any of it is really palatable. Gotta flush them pipes
I think that’s what I had for my first one and I was fine. Second time they gave me some stuff that was supposed to be tropical fruit flavored to mix with water, I wanted to vomit while drinking it.
Sure. Last 4 or so months my stomach has been having pains when I eat. Like glass goin through my guts at its worst. Dull ache if its minor. Its random. I could eat one thing and it'll do it and then eat it the same thing again a week later and it wont. Doesn't matter if its hard or soft foods. My regular doc was perplexed. Sent me to a GI specialists and 5 weeks ago he said to up my fiber by taking metamucil. Been doing that and its helped my bowel movements but still have my issues. No bloody/black stool, sometimes diarriah but I take metformin for T2D so that causes that sometimes. Had a CT and showed I have a stone in my gallbladder but he was quite confident that isnt the issue. Wants to do this to rule out the major players. I do have some fam history of colorectal cancer as my gma was diagnosed in her mid 40s with stage 3. She beat it thankfully and went on to live another 28 years. Hopefully its no biggy.
This is what I did and I guess it wasn’t too bad. Just pick a Gatorade flavor you don’t like so you don’t taint () a flavor you actually like.
I think the jugs are the best even if salty, just get a mio/water flavor for it (just make sure it's not red/purple)
this is very similar to why I had to have one in my early 30s after scan and colonoscopy the doctor concluded I had chronic abdominal wall pain. Nothing was wrong my stupid brain was just telling me there was pain Completely went away on its own after a few years but they found a couple of polyps so glad I did it early also team mix with white grapefruit juice
If only I wasn't allergic to Grapefruit Juice. Loved that shit when I was younger before the reactions really started showing up in my early teens.