Friends and I were having a laugh in the group chat, and I figured the stories on here could be pretty good from some of us degenerates. I was not good with girls in high school. At all. My first weekend of college I was talking with this girl and she asked if I wanted to go wrestle in my dorm room. Those exact words. So I took her up to my room. And I legitimately wrestled her. Then sent her on her way.
I talked a girl into getting back together with her ex rather than hooking up with her. And I was hammered.
non-sexual but I have a relative who is a bitcoin bazillionaire. he was a bitcoin proselytizer when it was under a dollar, he had (has?) thousands of them but I never bought in now there's no chance I ride it to 100k+ but I wonder about that sometimes
My and Oranjello 's fraternity brother cancelling his date with Margot Robie due to needing to work late should be the automatic thread winner.
better to error on the side of caution in those circumstances. A scholar and a gentleman you are. Hope you figure foured her ass
When I was 13 I played spin the bottle with a girl I had a huge crush on who was a few years older. I didn’t want to seem desperate so I said something unbelievably stupid which (if I had any shot) completely ruined the moment. It took about 3 more years of pursuing her before anything happened.
She was skinny. Not overly good looking but looking back i definitely would have had i been given the opportunity. (I know)
1) In college I used the term “ice queen” IRL when talking to a hotter-than-me girl i was casually seeing. This was a poorly deployed anchorman reference (only language spoken at the time) which was not really well received by her and/or her sorority sisters. This had a cascading effect and things fizzled naturally. 2) 2.5 years ago, after leaving a FANG job, i was deciding between an early AI job and something else. I took something else.
Take you back to my sophomore year in college. Was really interested in this cute little Cuban girl from Miami. Absolutely beautiful she was. She was equally interested in me and we walked down to her dorm room where her roommate was unpacking some shit. They had mentioned they wanted to separate their bunk beds so me being the hero I tried to gauge how heavy the bed would be to lift it up and as I’m saying specifically “this isn’t too heavy” while lifting it up, I let out an exertion fart that echoed throughout the room and probably down the hall. I lowered the bed back down and slinked away. The relationship never developed.
I’ve said/done plenty of dumb shit, but I can’t compete with the OP. That’s one of the funniest stories I’ve ever heard. It’s the kind of thing I’d make up about a buddy to bust his balls.
Tim wouldn’t have slinked away. He would’ve blamed it on the bed and then tried repeatedly to get it to make a fart noise again.
Be great to hear the girl's take afterwards to her friends. "I guess he's just really, like, literal. I mean he pinned me and counted it out"
I dont remember but I clearly remember at one point being on top of her sitting on her stomach holding both of her arms back behind her head and just being like "are you done?" in a sarcastic winning tone.
@Bobfather is somewhere fully erect at that wrasslin story my god it’s so beautiful. That’s some shit Borat would do
It was at Iowa Western Community College in council bluffs iowa in the fall of 2004 and her name was Erin maybe we can find her somehow and get her side of the story.
“So anyways, she gets down in full guard but i go Monday Night Raw and turn her into the Walls of Jericho. No idea why she never called back she tapped out”
I was an R.A. and everyone lived in the same building so I got to see her every day for the whole year I was there too