to be clear that wasn’t the original post but a cleaned up clarification of what he had written. I’m not accusing him of anything I am just stating it was creepy and I’m glad we moved forward from that.
I really don’t care what you do or don’t read, although I think you would enjoy the professional wrestling subplot of Half-Blood Prince. But don’t refer to the most prominent book series of the last 30? 40? more? years as a goddamn movie.
I have to say I love the crossover of dudes beating babes off them with a stick who also post about being over 3 bills there really is plenty of love to go around in this world
Three of us in the basement of an off-campus flop house, playing on an old beat-up pool table. Roomate has been chasing this gorgeous girl for months and finally gets her to agree to come play pool. She shows up with two good looking friends, each one carrying a square bag of molson ice and MGD. Laid back, quiet music and chatting going on with the pool game and all are relaxed and friendly. The stage is set for all the roommate's dreams to come true, and maybe some bonus coverage for his wingmen. Best looking girl in the group asks where the bathroom is, and is directed into the unfinished laundry room adjacent to the pool table room where there's a small half bath. She's in there for about a minute before the most violent, porcelain rattling fart reverberates throughout the basement. Being overgrown teenagers, we piss ourselves laughing. The gorgeous girl my roommate had been chasing admonishes us and makes us promise to act as if we didn't hear it. We tighten up our act and go back to quiet chatting and playing. The farter dallies in the bathroom for a while, probably trying to pry open the window to escape. Eventually she returns to the group with a nervous face. We say nothing. Ten minutes later, after we had begun to forget about the blast from the bathroom, my roommate who arranged the whole get together is lining up a shot and has the silent attention of the six of us waiting for him to shoot. As he leans over the cue ball, he looks up at the farter and says "...damn I bet you feel better... that was an impressive rip." She instantly collapses in shame, while the other two girls unleash a flurry of "fuck you" and "you're an asshole" in all directions. They gather up the free-o beers and scramble immediately for the door. When questioned about his obvious fumble when he was about to cross the goal line, my roommate simply said "Fuck it. Had to be done."
In college, we talked a handful of Rebelettes (the Ole Miss dance team) into going with us to a buddy’s duck camp for the night. We were partying and eventually ended up playing strip poker. Everyone was in various stages of undress, and two of my friends ended up fighting each other. One broke a beer bottle over the other’s head and 8/10 people there ended up in the ER getting stitches. The other two stayed and banged.
Did the dancers start knifing each other? How were there so many injuries? How did you and Ethan get out unscathed?
Hitter = stitches in hand Hittee = stitches in head Everyone else stepped on glass in the ensuing attempts to break up the fight.
There are four levels of wealth: Rich enough to have a duck camp Rich enough to have friends with duck camps Too poor to have friends with duck camps Too poor to know what a duck camp is
i have a duck camp i regularly visit (i get drunk and shout obscure 19th century racial slurs at the ducks in the pond at city park)
Had a former employer who had a duck camp, great place to hang. We'd get shitty watching NHL and then take the Gator down to the river and grill meats and continue drinking. good times
I've told story on here before but used to get fucked up with this really hot girl. We never fucked but she would change in front of me and sleep in my bed. One night we were taking ecstasy and she talked me into shoving pills up our asses. I did it then she backed out. I was rolling out of my mind and they wouldn't let me into whatever club all our friends went to. She left with me to go to the trashiest club in town and said we were going to cuddle later. I took some old lady home with us who in my mind was the hottest person there. I banged the old lady and never got close to hooking up with hot girl ever again. She shot some guy with a shotgun a few years ago and blew his arm off. I posted about it in mugshot baes thread.