What was your biggest fumble?

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  1. Clown Baby

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  2. arsenal

    arsenal Well, ain’t this place a geographical oddity.
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    And you just know PJ was playing the hits off of Ten. Bummer
     
  3. herb.burdette

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    I probably spent the $20 on something very meaningful though.
     
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  4. Daniel Ocean

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    to be clear that wasn’t the original post but a cleaned up clarification of what he had written. I’m not accusing him of anything I am just stating it was creepy and I’m glad we moved forward from that.
     
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  5. Shawn Hunter

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    I've read plenty of books. I'm not reading fucking Harry Potter. Fuck JK Rowling.
     
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  6. SugarShaun

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    They probably have it at the library so could read it without giving funds to her
     
  7. Shawn Hunter

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    I have zero interest in Harry Potter.
     
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    I really don’t care what you do or don’t read, although I think you would enjoy the professional wrestling subplot of Half-Blood Prince. But don’t refer to the most prominent book series of the last 30? 40? more? years as a goddamn movie.
     
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  9. SugarShaun

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    I’m glad you got voted into prom court as a joke
     
  10. Lip

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    I have to say I love the crossover of dudes beating babes off them with a stick who also post about being over 3 bills

    there really is plenty of love to go around in this world
     
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  11. DirtBall

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    My guess is all of these stories are a decade plus ago. We’re old as fuck.
     
  12. Daniel Ocean

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  13. arsenal

    arsenal Well, ain’t this place a geographical oddity.
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    I got rejected in a vent patients room once. Not a great experience
     
  14. Detlef Schrempf

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    Alright gonna need some details here, snow tires.
     
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  15. Brian Shute

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    Three of us in the basement of an off-campus flop house, playing on an old beat-up pool table. Roomate has been chasing this gorgeous girl for months and finally gets her to agree to come play pool. She shows up with two good looking friends, each one carrying a square bag of molson ice and MGD. Laid back, quiet music and chatting going on with the pool game and all are relaxed and friendly. The stage is set for all the roommate's dreams to come true, and maybe some bonus coverage for his wingmen.

    Best looking girl in the group asks where the bathroom is, and is directed into the unfinished laundry room adjacent to the pool table room where there's a small half bath. She's in there for about a minute before the most violent, porcelain rattling fart reverberates throughout the basement. Being overgrown teenagers, we piss ourselves laughing. The gorgeous girl my roommate had been chasing admonishes us and makes us promise to act as if we didn't hear it. We tighten up our act and go back to quiet chatting and playing. The farter dallies in the bathroom for a while, probably trying to pry open the window to escape. Eventually she returns to the group with a nervous face. We say nothing.

    Ten minutes later, after we had begun to forget about the blast from the bathroom, my roommate who arranged the whole get together is lining up a shot and has the silent attention of the six of us waiting for him to shoot. As he leans over the cue ball, he looks up at the farter and says "...damn I bet you feel better... that was an impressive rip." She instantly collapses in shame, while the other two girls unleash a flurry of "fuck you" and "you're an asshole" in all directions. They gather up the free-o beers and scramble immediately for the door. When questioned about his obvious fumble when he was about to cross the goal line, my roommate simply said "Fuck it. Had to be done."
     
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  16. Fat Drunk & Stupid

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  17. Owsley

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    That’s on Homer Smith. Curtis Brown was also in bounds, so whatever.
     
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  18. Fat Drunk & Stupid

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    Taking all the fun out of my shit posting.
     
  19. wes tegg

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    In college, we talked a handful of Rebelettes (the Ole Miss dance team) into going with us to a buddy’s duck camp for the night. We were partying and eventually ended up playing strip poker. Everyone was in various stages of undress, and two of my friends ended up fighting each other. One broke a beer bottle over the other’s head and 8/10 people there ended up in the ER getting stitches. The other two stayed and banged.
     
  20. devine

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    I’m glad you and Ethan weren’t hurt lol
     
  21. Clown Baby

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    Did the dancers start knifing each other? How were there so many injuries? How did you and Ethan get out unscathed?
     
  22. Celemo

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    I remember this tour as well, didn't go to the Omaha show at Peony Park for similar reasons
     
  23. Goose

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    Duck camp?
     
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  24. mb711

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    Place where you hunt ducks
     
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  25. Arrec Bardwin

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    Poor?
     
  26. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Apparently
     
  27. wes tegg

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    Hitter = stitches in hand
    Hittee = stitches in head
    Everyone else stepped on glass in the ensuing attempts to break up the fight.
     
  28. bigred77

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    Now that's a party
     
  29. Arrec Bardwin

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    There are four levels of wealth:
    Rich enough to have a duck camp
    Rich enough to have friends with duck camps
    Too poor to have friends with duck camps
    Too poor to know what a duck camp is
     
  30. Clown Baby

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    This was LuPoor ’s original username
     
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  31. wes tegg

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    got a little wordy
     
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  32. LuPoor

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    I'll never get over it
     
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  33. Goose

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    Sounds like a gay sex orgy spot
     
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  34. soulfly

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    As someone unfamiliar with duck camps, which level does Zuck sporting a $900,000 watch fall under?
     
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  35. Arrec Bardwin

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    He definitely has some friends with duck camps.
     
  36. Tobias

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    i have a duck camp i regularly visit (i get drunk and shout obscure 19th century racial slurs at the ducks in the pond at city park)
     
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  37. Shawn Hunter

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    My google machine says it is also a movie.
     
  38. Redav

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    Duck camp seems like something ducks go to in order to be better behaved
     
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  39. Celemo

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    Had a former employer who had a duck camp, great place to hang. We'd get shitty watching NHL and then take the Gator down to the river and grill meats and continue drinking. good times
     
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  40. blind dog

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    I've told story on here before but used to get fucked up with this really hot girl. We never fucked but she would change in front of me and sleep in my bed. One night we were taking ecstasy and she talked me into shoving pills up our asses. I did it then she backed out. I was rolling out of my mind and they wouldn't let me into whatever club all our friends went to. She left with me to go to the trashiest club in town and said we were going to cuddle later. I took some old lady home with us who in my mind was the hottest person there. I banged the old lady and never got close to hooking up with hot girl ever again. She shot some guy with a shotgun a few years ago and blew his arm off. I posted about it in mugshot baes thread.
     
  41. Jigga

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    You dodged a bullet
     
  42. ned's head

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    Also received one apparently
     
  43. blind dog

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    you should see her crazy eyes, sex would have been worth it
     
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  44. ono

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  45. ned's head

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    My man dropped a boofing memory as casually as if it was a nice walk on the beach
     
  46. DrTomOsbourne

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  47. DrTomOsbourne

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    blind dog please link to the mugshot post
     
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  48. blind dog

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    39 here, she was hot in high school/college
     
  49. Clown Baby

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