What was your biggest fumble?

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  1. bwi2

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    No jail time for blowing a guy’s arm off, wtf
     
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  2. DrTomOsbourne

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    Definitely got them crazy eyes
     
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  3. blind dog

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    was much hotter than that mugshot and has a smoking body
     
  4. Hank Scorpio

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    I mean you can tell she's attractive from the mugshot. I think Clown Baby was implying that she's still hot whereas you said she was.
     
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  5. blind dog

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    pretty white girl that married rich in Arkansas. Fucked up but it happens

    Did lose her husband & kids but def deserved to go to jail
     
  6. Clown Baby

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    Still looks pretty hot to me
     
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  7. Goose

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  8. Clown Baby

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    Not with “too poor to know what a duck camp is” money you can’t
     
  9. Goose

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    Not all of us grew up with Mississippi money unfortunately
     
  10. blind dog

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    Last time I saw her was after Arkansas Texas game in 2004, walked into my best friends sisters apartment. She ran up to me all excited and said "BLIND DOG" and then kneed me in the stomach and started laughing. Girl has always been crazy
     
  11. DrTomOsbourne

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    Probably because she had E up her ass
     
  12. herb.burdette

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    I still get shit from him for it.

    It was at the old Cincinnati Gardens, which was the basketball arena back in the 1960’s before the Cincinnati Royals became the Sacramento Kings.

    The small venue (8-10k) would have been awesome.
     
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  13. Celemo

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    I had just seen Living Colour and Urban Dance Squad a couple weeks prior and when asked about the RHCP show I was somewhat intrigued but had never heard of Pearl Jam or Nirvana and passed :facepalm: a month or two later and everyone and their dog claimed to have gone to that show
     
  14. bigred77

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    My dog was there
     
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  15. Celemo

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    Figured
     
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  16. TheFreak55

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    Back in 2004 I regularly went to Subway. The girl would just roll out as many stamps as her wrist could flick. Boobs ridiculous largely and I was just a dumb pussy. I hope those jugs are still stupid big.
     
  17. shivious

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    They don’t tend to disappear.
     
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  18. (Z)

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    Not Homer, Bruce Arians.
     
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  19. Owsley

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    Honestly couldn’t remember who it was between those two and McCorvey.
     
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  20. (Z)

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    Caused Bruce to get run out of town. I’m sure he never amounted to anything. :laugh:

    Homer was too smart to ever be able to coach under Dubose
     
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  21. CF3234

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    Fixed
     
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  22. Eathan Edwards

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    Zuck is so rich he's probably into some "Most Dangerous Game" type shit.
     
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  23. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I can take this one. My uncle owns one.

    It's a KKK hangout
     
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  24. Doc Louis

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    It's where they sit around the fire and share duck tales

    woo ooh
     
  25. Lip

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    Nah - they play duck (camp), duck (camp), Goose
     
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  26. racer

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    It’s where you learn to drive amphibious vehicles in Boston and/or Wisconsin
     
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  27. bruce bowen

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    Here I thought it was for super tall guys who struggled with low entryways
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  28. Lip

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    I hate to say it but I’m with the silly Goose
    The concept of having a place where you presumably hunt ducks being a signifier of wealth is fucking hilarious to me

    the south is a very different place than where I grew up
     
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  29. ned's head

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    Spoken like a man who's never enjoyed a nice bathtub-matured moonshine
     
  30. Owsley

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    Isn’t land ownership basically the longest-standing signifier of wealth there is?
     
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  31. Lip

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    sure but not specifically a “duck camp”

    is it another word for a hunting lodge? We have plenty of those up here.

    Or a retreat that includes both the lodging and the surrounding land? Or more like a ranch? I’m just not familiar with the term.
     
  32. mal630

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    My biggest fumble is definitely crypto based. You obviously have no idea what shit would be worth and no guarantee you would hold it till then though.
     
  33. Owsley

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    It’s simply regional vernacular for a hunting or fishing focused dwelling on surrounding private land. I can’t speak for wes tegg in this instance, but I’ve been to duck camps/farms/hunting lodges that range from derelict double wides to high dollar Garden & Gun vibes and everything in between; the former almost always being more fun than the latter.
     
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  34. Lyrtch

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    The crypto ones are fun

    I should have been better at gambling energy
     
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  35. Clown Baby

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    Not gonna tell lip about people giving grandiose names to their hunting camps for fear that he might have an aneurysm