What was your biggest fumble?

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  1. blind dog

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    yes clearly I was talking about Pittsburgh to Philadelphia and not South American women to US
     
  2. SugarShaun

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  3. bigred77

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    ummm.........
     
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  4. hood b. goode

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    The amount of fumbles that ive had....I couldve been married to like four or five different attractive, smart, now well off girls. instead im a single 35 year old degenerate
     
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  5. blind dog

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    that is not a fumble I’m fucking jealous
     
  6. 20/20/20/20

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    You used to live in Utah?
     
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  8. Owsley

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    I’m a married 39 year old degenerate if that makes you feel any better. Certainly fumbled a few, but thankfully held on to the Hail Mary.
     
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  9. blind dog

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    I’m 45 and I don’t think y’all know what degeneracy really is. It’s in my dna to take care of my family tho

    ftr I’m in no way proud of it
     
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  10. hood b. goode

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    Believe me, I do

    Main reason im better off single
     
    #360 hood b. goode, Jan 21, 2025
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  12. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    ill answer in the morning. My t levels are quite average I just checked recently
     
  13. SugarShaun

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    He didn’t say he’d answer
     
  14. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    She wasn't a cam girl. I met her through mutual friends who put us in contact after she expressed interest in selling content/OF. I had just been involved in an affiliate marketing business on FB/Insta/very early TikTok, and I knew she was hot/had the personality to be successful and that I could drive traffic to her OF. The goal was to get her cash flow going and then use it to hire other models and create an agency. We had about 10 tiktok accounts going between the two of us cross posting CapCuts and other stupid videos to see which would take off. Our first video of her in a sexy cow costume did 1MM views overnight and flooded her OF. We were both chatting all day and all night selling videos in the DMs until I could hire a couple overseas chatters who took over. I decided that while profitable this probably wasn't the business for a married man of god and I referred her to other management companies. The rest is history. We are still friends.
     
    #364 Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all, Jan 22, 2025
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  15. fattus

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    My whole life is just one fumble after another.
     
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  16. DrTomOsbourne

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    Holy shit I can only imagine the stuff you saw in those chats.
     
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  17. fattus

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    Oh, and, before opening the thread I thought this was going to be about your college team’s biggest fumble in a game.
     
  18. Phil Brickma

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    It was after a sorority function at SC, so it was not so romantic. Some of the most romantic moments were watching the show "24" every week together when i was doing an internship in Columbia. I still love her and want to vomit when I see a picture of Keefer Sutherland.

    She was an angel. I mean Mary Swanson and Lloyd type of stuff.
     
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  19. Deuce

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    That needs its own thread
     
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  20. bigred77

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    Wait, Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all wa actually like substitute chatting with guys online?
     
  21. Deuce

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    He was Manti Te’o’s dead girlfriend
     
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  22. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    I was responsible for sending the video unlock buys, which was a fairly cumbersome process. You had to upload the video to OF, then get it approved, then tag it, then you had to go into each message and upload the video and set the price.

    Sorry to kill your fantasy bigred77
     
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  25. harvey birdman

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    This is me. Doctor, corporate banking VP, NFL cheerleader, NFL marketing director, rich old money. All fumbled away.
     
  26. ned's head

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    The only one that comes to mind is laughing at people buying Bitcoin when it first came out and was worth nothing while investing in several now defunct penny stock companies :laugh:
     
  27. Nole0515

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    Just matched with a Dr on Bumble. I’ll give yall an update in a couple weeks when shit goes sideways
     
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    One of the biggest doofuses I know came into work one day and was like I’m dating this doctor now and blah blah. We were like sure, Kevin. He married that attractive doctor lady.
     
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  29. Goose

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    If you’re like me she’ll agree to go out with you then when you try to firm up the plans she’ll just stop responding
     
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  30. arsenal

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    Saw this. Which made me think of this thread. Which made me think of all my mistakes with women again. Vicious cycle.
     
  31. Butthead

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    There's been so many

    "Do you want to drink beer and lay in my bed?"

    My response was about needing to study for a final for a class that I don't even remember. 21 year old me was so stupid
     
  32. Josey Wales

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    I hope it was anatomy and that’s what she asked you after you told her about the exam.
     
  33. Butthead

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    She said "i thought we had a connection"

    Now she's married to some guy who has access to a private plane, at least that's what her instagram seems like. Depressing shit

    I'm not saying that I'm some baller, I'm definitely not. It was just such a pointless decision
     
    #383 Butthead, May 3, 2025
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  34. bigred77

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    Did you pass the final?
     
  35. Butthead

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    My GPA was good so I assume so. Did it matter? No
     
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  36. bigred77

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    Would having sex with that girl have mattered more?
     
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  37. Butthead

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    Yes absolutely
     
  38. Clown Baby

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    S-E-X S-E-X S-E-X S-E-X
     
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  39. theseasonisover

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    My biggest fumble? Hell, pull up to the bar, son.

    January 17th, 1988. It was a clear and crisp day in Denver, and they aren’t lying about that thin air.

    Well, never mind no reason to live in the past. The names Earnest.
     
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  40. i dropped a threesome with attractive, nice, funny girls. I ended up with neither. I have donkey brain now but it was even worse then and an all time fuck up
     
  41. ohhaithur

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    Tell the story
     
  42. In high school i was not super overweight but pretty husky, I got into shape in-between my freshman and soph years in college. Lost like 30 lbs and did not realize i had graduated to a new weight class for wooing women. Was chatting up two girls who I assumed were out of my league and was just having fun talking to them and did not think it could go further but I was on a heater. I had some sort of event to attend early the next morning for some club or internship I was involved with and said 'I have to go, got to get up early tomorrow for _____(whatever event I have now forgotten)' and one said 'Oh ok we can go back to your place' and I said completely oblivious to what was happening 'Nah I have to get up super early so don't want you to have to deal with that. Good night.'
     
    #392 Wad of 100s and Magnums, May 5, 2025
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  43. wes tegg

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    yeah dude you were totally having a threesome
     
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  44. Maybe, maybe not. It is the hope that kills you. I believe in myself
     
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