Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

One of the girls that works for MLS took the wrong purse to one of the dodgers games instead of the purse that had the tickets for her and her bf. Also they were gifted the tickets so didn't have any of the online proof for them.

They got to their seats in the 6th inning.

 

Sorry, I meant to post that in the divorce thread

 

Why even bother going in at that point since that's when Dodgers fans start leaving?

 

I would have said scrap it and just been able to hold it over her head until the end of time, but I'm a cunt.

 

didn’t think paper tickets were even still a thing.

 

I didn't go to any playoff games but we were gifted tickets to a game earlier in the year and it was paper tickets, same with Lakers - maybe if you order season tickets they send the paper ones to you

 

Stupid shit I did once (this was before I was married so I had nobody to blame but me) but I once made it Tempe AZ for a bowl game and the morning of the game realized the tickets were on the visor of my truck.
My truck was at the Airport in Lubbock
Thus was 2007 or so, so there was no such thing as digital tickets, and the tech ticket office was closed that day and their remote ticket place in tempe last day to be open was the day before

 

what did you do?

 

My friend i went with is a pilot, he actually flew us there on a little private plane
He got on the phone with some pilot buddy who was still in lubbock, that guy drove to the airport, found my truck, grabbed my hide-a-key and got the tickets out
We were lucky there was a direct flight from lbk to PHX and the pilot friend who had retrieved the tickets knew one of the pilots flying that plane

 

It's a story we still talk about and tell people just about every time we see each other

 

This has gone on for a couple hours and I’m still not positive if she is fucking with me or serious.

 

Ok I'll fess up to not having a clue what a rascal is aside from a dictionary definition. Never heard of it

 

Do they have rascal ads during the Victoria Secret Fashion Show? I’m doubting it.

 

It's nothing remotely important - but growing up in Florida and having CNBC on frequently she has probably seen over 10,000 rascal and hoveround commercials.

GF was equally as mind blown as myself that MLS had no idea what we were talking about.

 

what does cnbc have to do with scooters?

 

I have no clue what a rascal is.

 

Old people commercials.

 

ah I thought he meant like lime scooters for personal use

(I clearly also didn’t know the brand rascal)

 

I was thinking a rascal was some variation of a Lime scooter.

 

Southpark did an entire episode on it and she watches Southpark:

 

CNBC has a pretty steady commercial outlay of buying gold, bathtubs with doors, and scooter options.

 

Spoiler

my first thought when reading the texts

 

Top things when thinking of Rascal:

1) Rabbits (pronounced Wascal)
2) Flatts (and driving life all night long)
....
106) Scooters

 

The rascal was a common joke around the dinner table in my house growing up

 

I grew up in Florida and lived in boca raton as an adult. I've never heard of a rascal

 

Constant

 

I thought they literally made you get a rascal upon moving to Boca

 

now that I know what rascals are I can laugh at this joke.

 

I have a sweet Michigan flag flying from the back of mine.

I roll to the early bird in style.

 

I thought they were all Amigos. Supermarket scooters.

 

Similar, the hoverround was invented by a Floridian those commercials were constant back in the day

 

Heck, I was tagging you to remind you of your youth watching Lil rascals

 

I formed a women hater's club as an homage. Fucking Darla.

 

You would think I've had enough living with female experience to not walk into this one, but take my advice and if your wife/gf brings up the fact that someone said they look like another person just have no response - there is no win potential there regardless of who she was told she looks like.

Could be a Victoria Secret model - they will still be upset somehow.

 

Correct answer is, "nah, you're WAY better-looking than X".

 

"So you don't think I look like her?"

 

Mine does this saying her friends are “sooooo cute” and I typically just breeze passed the comment cuz I don’t see a safe answer.

 

There isn’t

 

I got a similar version of this last week with MLS wanting me to set up one of her friends with one of my friends.

"She's absurdly hot and really fun.......how do you not think they would be good?"

Well, aside from the fact that she's banged about 20 people we regularly hang out with let me think about it.

 

EE:

 

Look at this prude

 

I've been accused of many things on this board, but this is new

 

Don’t slutshame women okay

 

My wife's name on this here message board literally has slut in it - I'm just not going to set up a date for someone that has banged most of my friend group and isn't even lifestyle.

 

what if they both just want to have a little bit of fun

why would you deny somebody of that