There's a fucking OWL in my house right now

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by NWestGator, May 4, 2012.

  1. NWestGator

    NWestGator peacefully coexisting amongst owls
    TMB OG
    Florida GatorsPortland Trail Blazers

    Walked down to make a sandwich and there's a goddamn owl sitting on a chair in the living room. How do I get this thing out of here??
     
  2. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska CornhuskersDenver Nuggets

  3. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
    Donor TMB OG
    Florida State SeminolesChicago CubsReal Madrid

    I can't stop laughing. No real instruction or advice, just laughing my ass off.
     
    Watasha, Iron Mickey, kn88 and 14 others like this.
  4. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Forks Up
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Arizona State Sun Devils

    Pretend to be a decent NCAA tournament team and you'll rid yourself of Owls.
     
  5. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideNew York YankeesJacksonville JaguarsCalgary FlamesTiger Woods

    You take a picture of this scene and then we'll figure it out.
     
    LeVar Burton likes this.
  6. Taques

    Taques this muggy november weather gives me the horribles
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Texas Tech Red RaidersBoston Red SoxBoston CelticsBoston BruinsManchester City

    team owl strikes again

    hooty hooooooooooooo
     
  7. Krieger

    Krieger Pita Predator

    id like to see a hippopotamus sneak around with that level of stealth
     
    BudKilmer, Shiggityshwo, IV and 4 others like this.
  8. Sex Fuckhead

    Sex Fuckhead Winter Came
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersPittsburgh SteelersPittsburgh Penguins

    Ask not how to get it out but instead how you can get it to stay. You know how badass a free roaming house owl would be?
     
    BudKilmer, Houndster, Lipp and 10 others like this.
  9. triple-r

    triple-r Not the mama!
    Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska CornhuskersChicago CubsDenver NuggetsKansas City Chiefs

    Make it your pet :twocents:
     
  10. EagleDuck

    EagleDuck Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    Oregon DucksSeattle MarinersPortland Trail BlazersSeattle Seahawks

  11. Babou

    Babou ocelot
    Donor TMB OG
    South Carolina Gamecocks

    distract it with rats

    [​IMG]
     
    snumb77 and Guns like this.
  12. Moxin24

    Moxin24 Show me that smile
    Staff Donor
    Michigan WolverinesDetroit TigersDetroit Lions

    I wish I had an owl in my house.
     
  13. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott Well-Known Member
    Staff Donor

    shotgun
     
    LeVar Burton likes this.
  14. Seavie

    Seavie Loading tweet...
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson Tide

    Iron Mickey, Waldo746 and jorge like this.
  15. Pokes

    Pokes That's the way baseball go
    Oklahoma State CowboysTexas RangersDallas MavericksDallas CowboysDallas Stars

    We had a pet owl in college :smug:
     
    Tiger4Ever91, HuskerNSider and 4-3 D like this.
  16. Babou

    Babou ocelot
    Donor TMB OG
    South Carolina Gamecocks

    Might want to think about how it got in. :twocents:
     
    ma3polo likes this.
  17. NWestGator

    NWestGator peacefully coexisting amongst owls
    TMB OG
    Florida GatorsPortland Trail Blazers

  18. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
    Donor TMB OG
    Florida State SeminolesChicago CubsReal Madrid

    I just imagine you staring at the owl, wondering "why in the fuck are you in my house?"

    And the owl staring back, wondering "why in the fuck are you in my house?"
     
  19. Fecta23

    Fecta23 Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Oregon DucksSeattle MarinersPortland Trail BlazersTennessee Titans

    How have you not posted a picture yet??
     
  20. Crimson&Cream14

    Crimson&Cream14 Shot the jukebox last night

  21. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishMontreal Canadiens

    no more mice for you my good man
     
    HuskerNSider likes this.
  22. NWestGator

    NWestGator peacefully coexisting amongst owls
    TMB OG
    Florida GatorsPortland Trail Blazers

  23. Moxin24

    Moxin24 Show me that smile
    Staff Donor
    Michigan WolverinesDetroit TigersDetroit Lions

    That thing is badass. Why would you want it to leave?
     
    Toast, D. Silver, jorge and 17 others like this.
  24. Fidelio

    Fidelio I wanna fuck you slow with the lights on
    Donor

    put a mouse outside your door
     
  25. TheChatch

    TheChatch Big Paws On A Puppy.
    Donor
    North Carolina TarheelsOregon DucksBoston Red SoxPortland Trail BlazersDenver BroncosColorado AvalanceLiverpoolDeVry Farvas

  26. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint It's like the Weimar Republic in that place
    Donor
    Penn State Nittany LionsGreen Bay PackersChelseaHartford WhalersUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    Be sure to ask it how many licks to the center of a Tootsie pop before you kick it out
     
  27. NWestGator

    NWestGator peacefully coexisting amongst owls
    TMB OG
    Florida GatorsPortland Trail Blazers

    Animal control just said he likely won't leave on his own accord until it's dark and he can hunt
     
    Jork and HuskerNSider like this.
  28. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
    Donor TMB OG
    Florida State SeminolesChicago CubsReal Madrid

    I find this almost as funny as the fat girl sneaking in and eating food from the refrigerator of GoodForAnother
     
    BudKilmer, Volholic16, Toast and 29 others like this.
  29. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska CornhuskersDenver Nuggets

    thats just a little feller
     
    gritzy, og543ss, Pawpride and 4 others like this.
  30. Tom Servo

    Tom Servo What a cool guy!
    Donor
    Atlanta BravesAtlanta FalconsGeorgia Southern Eagles

    makes me think about the fourth kind.

    "tell me about the owl"

    "it's not an owl"

    fuck :ohnoes:
     
    FAULK and Pawpride like this.
  31. ncrebel

    ncrebel Administrator
    Staff Donor TMB OG

    thats awesome
     
  32. Manny

    Manny I love lamp.

    That is awesome. I'd be keeping that little guy.
     
    HuskerNSider and Moxin24 like this.
  33. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott Well-Known Member
    Staff Donor

    That looks like a small owl :idk:

    I'd get some gloves on and grab that mother fucker. I had to do this with a bat being in my friends house one night. Scary/nasty as fuck...
     
  34. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
    Donor

    He's got a point. Thread title should be "Just got a fucking OWL for free"
     
  35. NWestGator

    NWestGator peacefully coexisting amongst owls
    TMB OG
    Florida GatorsPortland Trail Blazers

    lmao was trying to get them to come out here and they said they can't because they're dealing with a guy who has a coyote in his house
     
  36. BellottiBold

    Donor
    Oregon Ducks

    lol
    that's probably way worse
     
    FAULK, gritzy, Beagle and 1 other person like this.
  37. Ace Boogie

    Ace Boogie Top Lad
    Donor
    Michigan WolverinesSeattle MarinersPhiladelphia EaglesTottenham

    Birds of prey are the shit. I would keep it around as long as possible, wearing a helmet of some sort in case it went for my face though.
     
    RescueWho??? and MSUDP like this.
  38. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott Well-Known Member
    Staff Donor

    You've got to be :smug: you got a pretty sweet deal compared to the fucking coyote package
     
    Keef, BudKilmer, BayouMafia and 18 others like this.
  39. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
    Donor TMB OG
    Florida State SeminolesChicago CubsReal Madrid

    You got off easy.
     
  40. Krieger

    Krieger Pita Predator

    lolol
     
    Waldo746 and dray10__AF like this.
  41. BRC

    BRC Pro Gamer
    Donor TMB OG
    Penn State Nittany LionsManchester City

    i bet that would make for a great instagram pic
     
    Jork, chanman, Kirk Fogg and 4 others like this.
  42. Tom Servo

    Tom Servo What a cool guy!
    Donor
    Atlanta BravesAtlanta FalconsGeorgia Southern Eagles

    owl to nwgator...

    "nice house, nigga"
     
    BudKilmer, Shadow, Seavie and 44 others like this.
  43. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott Well-Known Member
    Staff Donor

    Well now I want an owl
     
  44. TheChatch

    TheChatch Big Paws On A Puppy.
    Donor
    North Carolina TarheelsOregon DucksBoston Red SoxPortland Trail BlazersDenver BroncosColorado AvalanceLiverpoolDeVry Farvas

    Open the windows and wait for nightfall.
     
  45. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Proud Chrysler LeBaron owner
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Auburn TigersLos Angeles LakersLos Angeles RamsAnaheim DucksManchester United

    ah man that would fucking suck
     
  46. PeteTopKevinBottom

    PeteTopKevinBottom Well-Known Member

    Damn you, I came here to tell him to put a tootsie roll pop in the yard, and shut the door when it flies out.
     
  47. Fidelio

    Fidelio I wanna fuck you slow with the lights on
    Donor

    too small for encino hills owls. those fuckers are huge. wing span rivals dikembe mutombo.
     
    Jork likes this.
  48. Ace Boogie

    Ace Boogie Top Lad
    Donor
    Michigan WolverinesSeattle MarinersPhiladelphia EaglesTottenham

    one, twoooo, three, CHOMP. Three.
     
    Jork and jri like this.
  49. Dukes

    Dukes flying ain't nothing just fallin' with style
    Donor TMB OG
    Baltimore OriolesWashington WizardsWashington RedskinsWashington CapitalsTiger Woods

    That's fucking awesome